Pawbert Lynxley

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Hello this is an account owned by Pawbert Lynxley™️here i will answer questions about whatever topic you are wondering about involving the Lynxley family (If it is a question PR allows) besides that I will also write a bit about the day to day life a Lynxley has, because i am a Lynxley and therefore i can talk about that.

Ooc Edit: Sooo I have quite a few posts already so to make it easier for new people to join here is a quick guide on how to get the posts in the right order. So basically on my blog there is a filter/search option there you can search for whichever date you need so for example Date:2026-03-22 would bring you to my first two posts then you have to scroll to the bottom of the page and then you are at my first post from that date and you can do that for every day which I know it is quite annoying but I tbh haven't found a better method yet.

If this is too annoying for you that is totally understandable so here is a few of my favourite posts:

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💬 5  🔁 0  ❤️ 2 · Ugh, Gary looks disgusting, doesn't he? I would like to remind myself that I should not threaten to murder people. So my

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💬 3  🔁 0  ❤️ 2 · https://www.tumblr.com/ask-pawbert-lynxley/813169323330961408/ugh-gary-looks-disgusting-doesnt-he?source=shar Wtf dude, ch

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 10 · I had made these on my side blog @llcsocksmethe2nd and I thought you’d like them :3 SOMEONE DREW ME WITHOUT GETTING PAID

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💬 16  🔁 0  ❤️ 6 · Look how handsome he is ♡ Yes he does look quite attractive, but why are you showing me a nude photo of a lynx? Is this s

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💬 3  🔁 0  ❤️ 6 · Someone said something about you becoming a magical girl, so i decided to plop you into the Wonderful Precure cast! (Oh go

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💬 0  🔁 5  ❤️ 8 · I agree we need more Gary in Zootopia 3 he is so interesting but its also like blink and you miss it and tbh the first thre

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I just listened to a few of Gazelles songs. (I don't usually listen to her music) And while I think we can all agree that Try Everything is iconic, I do also like Can You Feel the Fur Tonight.

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Update on the other Lynx in prison: Kitty befriended them and the both of them are painting their claws black while glaring at me and Cattrick if we come to close. This sucks because I feel like me and Kitty were starting to bond but now there's this other lynx.

Actually I don't want to befriend them anymore, I now want to get them away from Kitty.

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You know what would have been really cool. If me and Gary had found out about our desire to be intimate with eachother while we were in the honeymoon lodge, that place is so romantic. It is kinda sad that it got destroyed for literally no reason other than the Zpd being reckless.

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So I am considering just using the Lynxley marketing team account to like post ooc stuff because it is getting annoying to write ooc over every third post I make so just fyi all ooc posts are now going to be posted on @lynxley-marketing-team-official (I will of course also keep responding as the marketing team to asks and stuff but I will also put ooc posts there)

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This is a OOC post

I swear I need more atticwife AUs. (Also I know it would fit more for Gary to be the atticwife but I feel like he already suffers enough at the hands of Pawbert, now it is his turn to inflict the suffering. And I have decided that Gary forces Pawbert into the role of a snake because all the Lynxes he has ever met have been bigoted.)

Yes I know pit vipers are also nocturnal, but let us ignore that for the sake of Pawbert suffering.

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Gef the Talking Mongoose

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Another proof that you can't trust mongooses.

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Kitty just said that the reason why I am never getting laid is because my Paws aren't big enough. Since when is that a factor in how attractive you are?? Besides I have bigger Paws than her and I am getting laid by Gary. But seriously is there any other attractiveness factors that I haven't heard of yet?

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Is it bad to say I do not want to be around mongooses? It's just everytime I look at them I think about what happend to Gary.

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There is one other lynx in prison. They are super cool and I want to be friends with them, but every time I try to talk to them they just glare at me. They remind me of my father.

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I just jumped at something dropping down in my own imagination. Why? How? Regardless I accidentally woke up kitty through my jump and now I fear I will never be able to go to sleep without her or Cattrick mentioning this.

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This is a OOC post

Fanart for "The Clerkship" one of the best fanfics I know :D

(You can find it here)

Also Ignore the way the picture frames look, this drawing took me about 13 hours and I got lazy.

Oh and here is the speedpaint for anyone interested.

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do lynxes yowl? I heard you have a period in February and March when you seek partners and reproduction in nature, and I wonder if you keep those habits and cycles now as civilized animals. in other words: is your house becoming a nightmarish yowling hell once a year?

Are you asking me if I go around screaming "I want sex" during my mating season? Do you know what the word civilized means?

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I think they decreased the quality of the kibble in the cafeteria. I don't like this, it gives Cattrick an excuse to do actual drugs, he gets weird on those.

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cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

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No we don't, though one time I got really drunk and started to cry because I couldn't find the F13 key. So maybe only drunk cats know secret shortcuts.

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ooc There was an art exhibit at the art museum and they decided to pick my fish, I had a drawing of an osprey which I liked but the directors liked the fish more so they chose that haha

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They look so good!!! I can see why they liked those fish they are very well drawn. I like how the fish all have distinct faces like the front one looks like this: :3 the second one looks like this: : { and the third one looks like this: °/\° Also I like the way you did the scales.

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Listen, tell me, is it true that rich predators secretly eat their prey?

Is this still about the ptarmigans? We didn't know they were sentient. Also we (me and my siblings) were judged as not guilty because we were unaware that what we were doing was wrong.

That being said I think most rich predators don't eat prey, there's only a few rumours about rich predators eating other animals so I think they most likely are untrue. I mean what are the odds that two rich predator families eat prey animals?