help i'm kinda really super duper gay for you and all the other ow heros and a few other ppl this is like my homosexual peak n i love u
I – oh! Er… thank you? I, too, am extremely not straight.
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@ask-pharah
help i'm kinda really super duper gay for you and all the other ow heros and a few other ppl this is like my homosexual peak n i love u
I – oh! Er… thank you? I, too, am extremely not straight.
Hey Captain! Can you give me tips on how to improve my flirting skills towards girls? You just seem so cool and dashing, I thought you could give me tips?
(I know I answered this before already, but I will respond to this ask a bit more seriously)
What matters the most, I think, is being honest with your intent, and being honest with who you are. Don’t try to be someone you’re not, even if you think it will make things easier, because believe me... it makes things a lot worse, and a lot more embarrassing.
(I learned that the hard way during my early years, but that’s another story for another time, heh)
Secondly, it’s important to see if the person you are interested in is receptive before doing any big moves. Don’t try force your way through a door when it is better to be welcomed inside, instead.
Good luck, kid, I believe in you! Just be polite, and be kind, you got this.
p.s. if all else fails, buy a leather jacket. it is a great conversation piece.
Phara is a huge nerd who tries to be serious at times but its too much of a nerd to succed.
excuse me I am not a nerd how dare you
To settle a tumblr dispute that's going on right now... what do you really look like under all that armor?
That is a very strange topic to talk about? I don’t know why people are so interested as to what’s happening under my Raptora suit, especially since I find my Raptora suit to be more interesting than my body? But… here is a picture of myself from one of Helix Security’s old pinup calendars that got popular all of a sudden:
– I was Miss September.
(by the way, that car is not mine)
(i wish it was, though)
got another pun?
What would a barefoot person get if they accidentally stepped on an electric fence?
A pair of shocks!
sooooo when are you gonna marry mercy
I… no, of course I will not marry the doctor?
She and I are not together, and will never be together. We are both strictly friends, anon. One of my best friends, currently professional acquaintances, and that is that.
Even so, it is not like… sure, when i was in my early twenties.. and, i had fantasies about weddings sometimes. But not necessarily with her, understand, just sometimes. And that does not mean anything, right? But those were just feverish fantasies from my younger self, and we both have matured since our twenties. She has changed, I have changed. The idea right now is absolutely preposterous.
… right?
Right.
What's an average day at Helix security like?
Well, I cannot exactly answer that question in full detail, I am sorry anon.
We were all just a very dedicated, hard-working, and professional team. I think that’s all I can say about that, I am afraid…
Thank you for the ask!
(… several months ago…)
(ref)
…….
okay…….
well… to be completely honest, we were more or less professionals i guess?
This is how people on tumblr draw pharah
And here is the proof that I can pull off Reinhardt’s armor better than he can! Who can lift who now, old man?
You know what else is just as wonderful as flying the friendly skies? Being a big gay.
what part about flying a suit makes you a pilot?
Being experienced with flying through airspace is important, since it won’t be fun getting lost up there with nothing but blue and a lot of ground down below. But knowing the basics of flight navigation, reading coordinates, all that stuff? It matters a lot. Especially since I am allergic to falling from extremely long heights.
It’s not like we do any super long haul flights, we don’t really need a flight management system or anything, but we do need to be mindful of all the waypoints, routes, and where civilian areas are (… avoiding embarrassing landing situations) in case something goes awry. My past piloting experience also allows me to read other stuff from our helmet HUD, like altitude, wind speed, calculating fuel and energy in the suit – and I guess now I am babbling like an excitable idiot (but isn’t all of this interesting?).
In a nutshell, this baby has its own in-built version of a suit-ready EFB, which is very nifty.
I just love my job a lot. Aside from the perks of always fighting the good fight, there is nothing quite like flying on your own, up there. Driving a vehicle can’t compare anymore. Though it comes very close. Thank you for the ask!
The ghost is always watching... ;)
That was not creepy at all, ami.
Also @ana-amari how can you wink you only have one eye?
The ghost is always watching... ;)
That was not creepy at all, ami.
do you know the reason why theres so many conflicting facts in overwatch lore?
There is actually a very good explanation for that. Thankfully, PR Management has agreed for me to share it to you all…
Apparently, story goes a really good hacker managed to get into our old archives. They scrambled dates and facts around shortly after the recall, so it was really confusing at first, but Athena and Winston are both working to fix the errors right now.
You are forgetting the first time you confessed to a girl, habibti, don't pretend to be so smooth to your followers. You ran away in tears and hid under a park bench for hours!
Mother I was thirteen.
You seem like you know your stuff around women. Any advice on how to pick up girls? :/
Listen, you must confidently look at her in the eye and say:
“You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you.”
And then you wink and back out of there, you do not want to appear too desperate. Leather jacket is optional, but highly recommended. Good luck 👍
Habibti, listen: you are 32 years old, and all I'm saying is it doesn't hurt to plan. Settling down isn't the same as settling! Maybe you could find a nice doctor, hm? That would be a nice life for you! When I was your age–
Ami…… ami, no.
people follow this blog ami
you are embarrassing me ami
I guess it's time for you to get married then ;)
… mom is that you?