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What's?? exactly?? a pulp??

first of all!!! how did you stumble across this hell ask blog that i honestly forgot aboutsecond!!! It’s Everything.

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ok i’m feeling less depressed now thx my pulpy friends! but i haven’t slept in 4 days! time for some rare arthur Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz time

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man. i fucking LOVE pulp!

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Im too depressed to sleep what’s up my friends (?)

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Where’s ur ghost husband, can’t you go get emotional support from him or something

[ask-pulp-arthur]

i think if i knew where he was i wouldn’t be on here talking to you fucking heathens but here i am

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*sigh* recently I’ve come face to face with some less than happy realities of one of my friends… he’s gone through a lot and I made his life even harder, and now I’m trying to be a better person so… I guess I’m here for you if you need to… you know, vent or whatever.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

thanks vivi, i think i’m just, eternally fucked up or something but it’s nice to know you care

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Eternally fucked up huh… I can sort of relate. Maybe youre just running a little low on pulp, thats all! I always feel like I’m in a better more stable emotional state after consuming the Pulp

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my pulp levels are extremely LOW for being pulp god. mystery will actually fuckign kill me if i take his pulp and lewis is asleep or something so Guess I’ll Die

[ask-pulp-mystery]

…

…

…Here.

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.............!

whoa that’s actually super nice of you mystery now i don’t have to die thanks buddy,,,,,!!!

[ask-pulp-arthur]

Im too depressed to sleep what’s up my friends (?)

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Where’s ur ghost husband, can’t you go get emotional support from him or something

[ask-pulp-arthur]

i think if i knew where he was i wouldn’t be on here talking to you fucking heathens but here i am

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*sigh* recently I’ve come face to face with some less than happy realities of one of my friends… he’s gone through a lot and I made his life even harder, and now I’m trying to be a better person so… I guess I’m here for you if you need to… you know, vent or whatever.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

thanks vivi, i think i’m just, eternally fucked up or something but it’s nice to know you care

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Eternally fucked up huh… I can sort of relate. Maybe youre just running a little low on pulp, thats all! I always feel like I’m in a better more stable emotional state after consuming the Pulp

[ask-pulp-arthur]

my pulp levels are extremely LOW for being pulp god. mystery will actually fuckign kill me if i take his pulp and lewis is asleep or something so Guess I’ll Die

[ask-pulp-arthur]

Im too depressed to sleep what’s up my friends (?)

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Where’s ur ghost husband, can’t you go get emotional support from him or something

[ask-pulp-arthur]

i think if i knew where he was i wouldn’t be on here talking to you fucking heathens but here i am

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*sigh* recently I’ve come face to face with some less than happy realities of one of my friends… he’s gone through a lot and I made his life even harder, and now I’m trying to be a better person so… I guess I’m here for you if you need to… you know, vent or whatever.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

thanks vivi, i think i’m just, eternally fucked up or something but it’s nice to know you care

[ask-pulp-arthur]

Do you still have an adequate amount of pulp or do I have to get lewis to force feed it to you again

don’t tell mystery but i stole some of his pulp as revenge so i think i’ll be good

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Arthur?

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I MEAN,,,, I DIDN’T DO THAT.

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Every second you’re not running is I second I’m getting closer, Arthur.

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SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME

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Do you still have an adequate amount of pulp or do I have to get lewis to force feed it to you again

don’t tell mystery but i stole some of his pulp as revenge so i think i’ll be good

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Arthur?

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Sad orange man can get pulp and I can’t?

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i’m scared why are you guys using that font

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Do you still have an adequate amount of pulp or do I have to get lewis to force feed it to you again

don’t tell mystery but i stole some of his pulp as revenge so i think i’ll be good

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Arthur?

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I MEAN,,,, I DIDN’T DO THAT.

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Im too depressed to sleep what’s up my friends (?)

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Where’s ur ghost husband, can’t you go get emotional support from him or something

[ask-pulp-arthur]

i think if i knew where he was i wouldn’t be on here talking to you fucking heathens but here i am

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How do I help you go to dream land

Kill me!

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help

[ask-pulp-vivi]

No!

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you know what! you’re a bully and i hope you run out of pulp forever

[ask-pulp-vivi]

You don’t realize how close I am to snapping. To fucking losing my mind one more time and taking your other arm. To pushing you off a cliff. I am so close to ending your pathetic orange life and taking your pulp forever. You are nothing to me

[ask-pulp-lewis]

Listen here u little blue berry bitch If u touch him i will snatch ur weave so goddam hard that u will fly into the past to ur ancestor bitches

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’m not sure I understand… is this supposed to be some sort of threat? I’m not the one who couldn’t even die properly. You’d probably mess up something as simple as killing as well.

[ask-pulp-lewis]

…….pardon me pardner?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Uh oh… he’s gone Southern

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we’re literally all from texas

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…*barks but in southern*

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am I on drugs right now? how

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Im too depressed to sleep what's up my friends (?)

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@ask-pulp-mystery !!!!!!!

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When have I even stolen Vivi’s pulp?! And if he really wanted, I could even stop with Arthur…

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Give. Me. Your.

PULP!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*throws herself in front of mystery* tree lady your goal is admirable and I think you are very pretty but this is my dog and I’m the only one allowed to take pulp from him

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Thank you, Vivi!!!

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I’m sorry are you talking to me? Also how are you making those weird 4D shapes appear around you like that

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Magic, Vivi. Pulpy magic.

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Um… ok? Whose ur magic pulp dealer

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…Arthur. But don’t tell him.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Oh. That bitch had it coming anyway, take from him all you want. Save me some next time though.

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Sure thing!

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WHAT

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pulp god arthur rests tonight send asks or perish

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help

[ask-pulp-vivi]

No!

[ask-pulp-arthur]

you know what! you’re a bully and i hope you run out of pulp forever

[ask-pulp-vivi]

You don’t realize how close I am to snapping. To fucking losing my mind one more time and taking your other arm. To pushing you off a cliff. I am so close to ending your pathetic orange life and taking your pulp forever. You are nothing to me

[ask-pulp-lewis]

Listen here u little blue berry bitch If u touch him i will snatch ur weave so goddam hard that u will fly into the past to ur ancestor bitches

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’m not sure I understand… is this supposed to be some sort of threat? I’m not the one who couldn’t even die properly. You’d probably mess up something as simple as killing as well.

[ask-pulp-lewis]

…….pardon me pardner?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Uh oh… he’s gone Southern

[ask-pulp-arthur]

we’re literally all from texas