LOOK MA, NO JUICE!

[zazzob-deactivated20210628]

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

@ask-pulp-mystery !!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

When have I even stolen Vivi’s pulp?! And if he really wanted, I could even stop with Arthur…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Give. Me. Your.

PULP!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*throws herself in front of mystery* tree lady your goal is admirable and I think you are very pretty but this is my dog and I’m the only one allowed to take pulp from him

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Thank you, Vivi!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’m sorry are you talking to me? Also how are you making those weird 4D shapes appear around you like that

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

なんてこったい。ミステリー、どういうこと？これに値するために私は何をしましたか？なぜあなたは彼女と付き合っていますか？何、謎、謎？

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I recognize some of those words… miss tree lady I’m not a furry I hope you understand!

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Furry or not… This is your fault!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*gay silence*

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Why do you look at me like that? Are you mocking me? Scaring me?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

No I’m not I promise!!! I’m sorry it came off that way! I just… uh… I like your teeth? They’re very… pointy…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Thank you! I like my teeth too!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I have teeth but they aren’t sharp like yours, see?? I’ve been meaning to get my hands on some new ones…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

You want to know who has sharp teeth?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Who??

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

THESE SHEARS, LADY WARRIOR.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*gulps* *makes peace with her inevitable death*

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

I WILL GET MYSTERY BACK, THEIF!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

OH FUCK MYSTERY CAN I PLEASE GET SOME HELP

[ask-pulp-mystery]

You’ve made a grave mistake, Shiromori.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

Im too depressed to sleep what’s up my friends (?)

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Where’s ur ghost husband, can’t you go get emotional support from him or something

[ask-pulp-arthur]

i think if i knew where he was i wouldn’t be on here talking to you fucking heathens but here i am

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*sigh* recently I’ve come face to face with some less than happy realities of one of my friends… he’s gone through a lot and I made his life even harder, and now I’m trying to be a better person so… I guess I’m here for you if you need to… you know, vent or whatever.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

thanks vivi, i think i’m just, eternally fucked up or something but it’s nice to know you care

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Eternally fucked up huh… I can sort of relate. Maybe youre just running a little low on pulp, thats all! I always feel like I’m in a better more stable emotional state after consuming the Pulp

[ask-pulp-arthur]

my pulp levels are extremely LOW for being pulp god. mystery will actually fuckign kill me if i take his pulp and lewis is asleep or something so Guess I’ll Die

[ask-pulp-mystery]

...

...

...Here.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

Do you still have an adequate amount of pulp or do I have to get lewis to force feed it to you again

don’t tell mystery but i stole some of his pulp as revenge so i think i’ll be good

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Arthur?

[ask-pulp-arthur]

I MEAN,,,, I DIDN’T DO THAT.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Every second you’re not running is I second I’m getting closer, Arthur.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

help

[ask-pulp-vivi]

No!

[ask-pulp-arthur]

you know what! you’re a bully and i hope you run out of pulp forever

[ask-pulp-vivi]

You don’t realize how close I am to snapping. To fucking losing my mind one more time and taking your other arm. To pushing you off a cliff. I am so close to ending your pathetic orange life and taking your pulp forever. You are nothing to me

[ask-pulp-lewis]

Listen here u little blue berry bitch If u touch him i will snatch ur weave so goddam hard that u will fly into the past to ur ancestor bitches

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’m not sure I understand… is this supposed to be some sort of threat? I’m not the one who couldn’t even die properly. You’d probably mess up something as simple as killing as well.

[ask-pulp-lewis]

…….pardon me pardner?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Uh oh… he’s gone Southern

[ask-pulp-arthur]

we’re literally all from texas

[ask-pulp-mystery]

...*barks but in southern*

[zazzob-deactivated20210628]

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

@ask-pulp-mystery !!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

When have I even stolen Vivi’s pulp?! And if he really wanted, I could even stop with Arthur…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Give. Me. Your.

PULP!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*throws herself in front of mystery* tree lady your goal is admirable and I think you are very pretty but this is my dog and I’m the only one allowed to take pulp from him

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Thank you, Vivi!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’m sorry are you talking to me? Also how are you making those weird 4D shapes appear around you like that

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Magic, Vivi. Pulpy magic.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Um… ok? Whose ur magic pulp dealer

[ask-pulp-mystery]

…Arthur. But don’t tell him.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Oh. That bitch had it coming anyway, take from him all you want. Save me some next time though.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Sure thing!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

@ask-pulp-mystery why does the big plant woman want to kill you so bad anyway. I mean i support her but like… killing you is my job

[ask-pulp-mystery]

It’s…a long story. But it’s very pulp filled.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I like stories and pulp!!! Tell me!!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Well…first off, her name is Shiromori. We…used to be a team. She pulped me quite frequently. Eventually, I couldn’t take it anymore, and….we fell out. I cut ties with her, but it seems like she’s finally found me now. She’s actually why I’m looking for any excess pulp I can find…I hope you can understand.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Wow you’ve been through a lot… this why you’ve been stealing pulp from everyone… I guess there’s more to you than I thought! Sorry I can’t pulp you like she can….

[ask-pulp-mystery]

...I’d rather you didn’t. But thank you.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

you know exactly what i meant

You’re lucky I’m not allowed to harm mortals.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

(:

[ask-pulp-mystery]

What are you trying to gain from this, Arthur?

[ask-pulp-arthur]

I crave death

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Oh…Arthur. Do you want me to set you up with a therapist? I know a few good ones in the area…

[ask-pulp-arthur]

thanks mystery but

The never-ending terror of my trauma-induced depression is everlasting. No mere therapist can fix the never-ending chaos enveloping my mind, forever scorching my mental state to irreversible disarray. I forever have to live with the fact that I killed my best friend over the petty fact I couldn’t deal with my overwhelming resentment and envy. I couldn’t be the supportive friend and it’s ruined my life.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

……..I’m sorry, Arthur.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

YEA, WELL I’LL BE OK!!!! GUESS I’LL GO AND NOT SLEEP FOR ANOTHER 3 DAYS HAVE A GOOD NIGHT MYSTERY

[ask-pulp-mystery]

...You too, Artie.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Why is everyone out to get me tonight?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Tired of you stealing pulp and being edgy…../

[ask-pulp-mystery]

You’re the one who threatened to have my genitals removed!! I need those!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Do You?

[ask-pulp-mystery]

How would you like it if I removed yours? >:/

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Technically I don’t have a physical form but you’re welcome to try to take mine away! :) can’t guarantee you’ll get your greedy dog hands back though

[ask-pulp-mystery]

I never said I would…it’s just a comparison!!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

You’re on thin ice mystery. It’s only my lifelong bond with you that’s keeping me from taking your pulp and surrendering you to that crazy tree woman.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Love you too, Vivi.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

die

HUH???

[ask-pulp-vivi]

@ask-pulp-arthur @ask-pulp-lewis @ask-pulp-mystery Your Pulp. hand it Over.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

I’m sorry, Vivi. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Im going to get a new dog

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Vivi…

I’m afraid that won’t be possible.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’ve scheduled an appointment to get you fixed. No dog nuts means no attitude

[ask-pulp-mystery]

If you do that, I’m afraid I won’t be the one with no testicles….

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Give up pulp rat dog!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

S...Shiromori?!

[ask-pulp-lewis]

@ask-pulp-mystery give me my fucking pulp BACK

IT’S FOR FOR MY HUSBAND @ask-pulp-arthur

NOT U

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Lewis…

I have no interest in taking anything from you.

Don’t make me do anything we’ll both regret.

It’s….it’s good to see you again.

[ask-pulp-lewis]

What do you mean something you will regret…..

*Lewis’s eyes blaze in angry pulpyness* 

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Lewis...

...I’m kidding. I’d never actually intentionally hurt you. Just...I’d really advise you not try anything. For both our sakes.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

DOG STOP STEALING MY PULP BLOOD IN THE NIGHT

Whatever are you talking about, Arthur? Even if I were, why else would your blood be pulp if it weren’t meant to be eaten?

[ask-pulp-arthur]

you have made a strong enemy this night

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Have fun explaining to Vivi how you think her poor, sweet Mystery is stealing your blood at night. Especially since you rarely ever get any sleep.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

I can’t believe you… first you steal my arm, and now my blood? Prepare to never see your kneecaps again…

[ask-pulp-mystery]

I hope you enjoy losing two arms, then. I only did that first one out of nessacity. Don’t make me do it again to prove a point.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

Nevermind! Im terrified, haha!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Thank you, Arthur. Have a nice night.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

did shiromori get pulped

No, but..

*shiver*

She...has pulped me before.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

p u l p

Rubbing my paws. I sink.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Slurp!

Ha! These will be your fingers soon! Full of pulp.