@ask-pulp-mystery !!!!!!!
When have I even stolen Vivi’s pulp?! And if he really wanted, I could even stop with Arthur…
Give. Me. Your.
PULP!!!!!!
*throws herself in front of mystery* tree lady your goal is admirable and I think you are very pretty but this is my dog and I’m the only one allowed to take pulp from him
Thank you, Vivi!!!
I’m sorry are you talking to me? Also how are you making those weird 4D shapes appear around you like that
なんてこったい。ミステリー、どういうこと?これに値するために私は何をしましたか?なぜあなたは彼女と付き合っていますか?何、謎、謎?
I recognize some of those words… miss tree lady I’m not a furry I hope you understand!
Furry or not… This is your fault!!
*gay silence*
Why do you look at me like that? Are you mocking me? Scaring me?
No I’m not I promise!!! I’m sorry it came off that way! I just… uh… I like your teeth? They’re very… pointy…
Thank you! I like my teeth too!!
I have teeth but they aren’t sharp like yours, see?? I’ve been meaning to get my hands on some new ones…
You want to know who has sharp teeth?
Who??
THESE SHEARS, LADY WARRIOR.
*gulps* *makes peace with her inevitable death*
I WILL GET MYSTERY BACK, THEIF!
this is brilliant
Who are you I'm literally shaking













