Pulpanormal investigator

I love pulp and I’d love if you give me some! Give it or else!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Finally got a corporeal form! I can now be killed but I still wouldn’t advise trying! :)

[ask-pulp-arthur]

Im too depressed to sleep what’s up my friends (?)

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Where’s ur ghost husband, can’t you go get emotional support from him or something

[ask-pulp-arthur]

i think if i knew where he was i wouldn’t be on here talking to you fucking heathens but here i am

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*sigh* recently I’ve come face to face with some less than happy realities of one of my friends… he’s gone through a lot and I made his life even harder, and now I’m trying to be a better person so… I guess I’m here for you if you need to… you know, vent or whatever.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

thanks vivi, i think i’m just, eternally fucked up or something but it’s nice to know you care

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Eternally fucked up huh… I can sort of relate. Maybe youre just running a little low on pulp, thats all! I always feel like I’m in a better more stable emotional state after consuming the Pulp

[ask-pulp-arthur]

my pulp levels are extremely LOW for being pulp god. mystery will actually fuckign kill me if i take his pulp and lewis is asleep or something so Guess I’ll Die

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I mean... we may have had our differences but I don’t want you to flat out Die either? Can’t believe im offering, but do you want me to pull you some strings and get you that firm pulp you so obviously crave

[zazzob-deactivated20210628]

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

@ask-pulp-mystery !!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

When have I even stolen Vivi’s pulp?! And if he really wanted, I could even stop with Arthur…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Give. Me. Your.

PULP!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*throws herself in front of mystery* tree lady your goal is admirable and I think you are very pretty but this is my dog and I’m the only one allowed to take pulp from him

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Thank you, Vivi!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’m sorry are you talking to me? Also how are you making those weird 4D shapes appear around you like that

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

なんてこったい。ミステリー、どういうこと？これに値するために私は何をしましたか？なぜあなたは彼女と付き合っていますか？何、謎、謎？

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I recognize some of those words… miss tree lady I’m not a furry I hope you understand!

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Furry or not… This is your fault!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*gay silence*

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Why do you look at me like that? Are you mocking me? Scaring me?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

No I’m not I promise!!! I’m sorry it came off that way! I just… uh… I like your teeth? They’re very… pointy…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Thank you! I like my teeth too!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I have teeth but they aren’t sharp like yours, see?? I’ve been meaning to get my hands on some new ones…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

You want to know who has sharp teeth?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Who??

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

THESE SHEARS, LADY WARRIOR.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*gulps* *makes peace with her inevitable death*

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

I WILL GET MYSTERY BACK, THEIF!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

OH FUCK MYSTERY CAN I PLEASE GET SOME HELP

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I don’t use a “tagging system” because they make things organized. My life is falling apart I don’t need that kind of stability in my life

[ask-pulp-arthur]

Im too depressed to sleep what’s up my friends (?)

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Where’s ur ghost husband, can’t you go get emotional support from him or something

[ask-pulp-arthur]

i think if i knew where he was i wouldn’t be on here talking to you fucking heathens but here i am

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*sigh* recently I’ve come face to face with some less than happy realities of one of my friends… he’s gone through a lot and I made his life even harder, and now I’m trying to be a better person so… I guess I’m here for you if you need to… you know, vent or whatever.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

thanks vivi, i think i’m just, eternally fucked up or something but it’s nice to know you care

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Eternally fucked up huh... I can sort of relate. Maybe youre just running a little low on pulp, thats all! I always feel like I’m in a better more stable emotional state after consuming the Pulp

[zazzob-deactivated20210628]

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

@ask-pulp-mystery !!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

When have I even stolen Vivi’s pulp?! And if he really wanted, I could even stop with Arthur…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Give. Me. Your.

PULP!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*throws herself in front of mystery* tree lady your goal is admirable and I think you are very pretty but this is my dog and I’m the only one allowed to take pulp from him

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Thank you, Vivi!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’m sorry are you talking to me? Also how are you making those weird 4D shapes appear around you like that

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

なんてこったい。ミステリー、どういうこと？これに値するために私は何をしましたか？なぜあなたは彼女と付き合っていますか？何、謎、謎？

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I recognize some of those words… miss tree lady I’m not a furry I hope you understand!

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Furry or not… This is your fault!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*gay silence*

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Why do you look at me like that? Are you mocking me? Scaring me?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

No I’m not I promise!!! I’m sorry it came off that way! I just… uh… I like your teeth? They’re very… pointy…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Thank you! I like my teeth too!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I have teeth but they aren’t sharp like yours, see?? I’ve been meaning to get my hands on some new ones…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

You want to know who has sharp teeth?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Who??

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

THESE SHEARS, LADY WARRIOR.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*gulps* *makes peace with her inevitable death*

[ask-pulp-arthur]

Do you still have an adequate amount of pulp or do I have to get lewis to force feed it to you again

don’t tell mystery but i stole some of his pulp as revenge so i think i’ll be good

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Arthur?

[ask-pulp-arthur]

I MEAN,,,, I DIDN’T DO THAT.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Every second you’re not running is I second I’m getting closer, Arthur.

[zazzob-deactivated20210628]

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

@ask-pulp-mystery !!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

When have I even stolen Vivi’s pulp?! And if he really wanted, I could even stop with Arthur…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Give. Me. Your.

PULP!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*throws herself in front of mystery* tree lady your goal is admirable and I think you are very pretty but this is my dog and I’m the only one allowed to take pulp from him

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Thank you, Vivi!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’m sorry are you talking to me? Also how are you making those weird 4D shapes appear around you like that

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

なんてこったい。ミステリー、どういうこと？これに値するために私は何をしましたか？なぜあなたは彼女と付き合っていますか？何、謎、謎？

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I recognize some of those words… miss tree lady I’m not a furry I hope you understand!

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Furry or not… This is your fault!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*gay silence*

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Why do you look at me like that? Are you mocking me? Scaring me?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

No I’m not I promise!!! I’m sorry it came off that way! I just… uh… I like your teeth? They’re very… pointy…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Thank you! I like my teeth too!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I have teeth but they aren’t sharp like yours, see?? I’ve been meaning to get my hands on some new ones…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

You want to know who has sharp teeth?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Who??

[ask-pulp-arthur]

Im too depressed to sleep what’s up my friends (?)

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Where’s ur ghost husband, can’t you go get emotional support from him or something

[ask-pulp-arthur]

i think if i knew where he was i wouldn’t be on here talking to you fucking heathens but here i am

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*sigh* recently I’ve come face to face with some less than happy realities of one of my friends... he’s gone through a lot and I made his life even harder, and now I’m trying to be a better person so... I guess I’m here for you if you need to... you know, vent or whatever.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

My name is vivi yukino and I will outlive all of you for one simple reason: I Never Sleep.

[ask-pulp-arthur]

Im too depressed to sleep what’s up my friends (?)

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Where’s ur ghost husband, can’t you go get emotional support from him or something

[zazzob-deactivated20210628]

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

@ask-pulp-mystery !!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

When have I even stolen Vivi’s pulp?! And if he really wanted, I could even stop with Arthur…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Give. Me. Your.

PULP!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*throws herself in front of mystery* tree lady your goal is admirable and I think you are very pretty but this is my dog and I’m the only one allowed to take pulp from him

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Thank you, Vivi!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’m sorry are you talking to me? Also how are you making those weird 4D shapes appear around you like that

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

なんてこったい。ミステリー、どういうこと？これに値するために私は何をしましたか？なぜあなたは彼女と付き合っていますか？何、謎、謎？

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I recognize some of those words… miss tree lady I’m not a furry I hope you understand!

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Furry or not… This is your fault!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*gay silence*

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Why do you look at me like that? Are you mocking me? Scaring me?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

No I’m not I promise!!! I’m sorry it came off that way! I just… uh… I like your teeth? They’re very… pointy…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Thank you! I like my teeth too!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I have teeth but they aren’t sharp like yours, see?? I’ve been meaning to get my hands on some new ones...

[zazzob-deactivated20210628]

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

@ask-pulp-mystery !!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

When have I even stolen Vivi’s pulp?! And if he really wanted, I could even stop with Arthur…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Give. Me. Your.

PULP!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*throws herself in front of mystery* tree lady your goal is admirable and I think you are very pretty but this is my dog and I’m the only one allowed to take pulp from him

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Thank you, Vivi!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’m sorry are you talking to me? Also how are you making those weird 4D shapes appear around you like that

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Magic, Vivi. Pulpy magic.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Um… ok? Whose ur magic pulp dealer

[ask-pulp-mystery]

…Arthur. But don’t tell him.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Oh. That bitch had it coming anyway, take from him all you want. Save me some next time though.

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Sure thing!

[ask-pulp-arthur]

WHAT

[ask-pulp-vivi]

SHIT HE FOUND OUT MYSTERY DO SOMETHING

[ask-pulp-vivi]

@ask-pulp-mystery why does the big plant woman want to kill you so bad anyway. I mean i support her but like… killing you is my job

[ask-pulp-mystery]

It’s…a long story. But it’s very pulp filled.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I like stories and pulp!!! Tell me!!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Well…first off, her name is Shiromori. We…used to be a team. She pulped me quite frequently. Eventually, I couldn’t take it anymore, and….we fell out. I cut ties with her, but it seems like she’s finally found me now. She’s actually why I’m looking for any excess pulp I can find…I hope you can understand.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Wow you’ve been through a lot… this why you’ve been stealing pulp from everyone… I guess there’s more to you than I thought! Sorry I can’t pulp you like she can….

[ask-pulp-mystery]

…I’d rather you didn’t. But thank you.

[zazzob-deactivated20210628]

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

@ask-pulp-mystery !!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

When have I even stolen Vivi’s pulp?! And if he really wanted, I could even stop with Arthur…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Give. Me. Your.

PULP!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*throws herself in front of mystery* tree lady your goal is admirable and I think you are very pretty but this is my dog and I’m the only one allowed to take pulp from him

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Thank you, Vivi!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’m sorry are you talking to me? Also how are you making those weird 4D shapes appear around you like that

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

なんてこったい。ミステリー、どういうこと？これに値するために私は何をしましたか？なぜあなたは彼女と付き合っていますか？何、謎、謎？

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I recognize some of those words… miss tree lady I’m not a furry I hope you understand!

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Furry or not… This is your fault!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*gay silence*

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Why do you look at me like that? Are you mocking me? Scaring me?

[ask-pulp-vivi]

No I’m not I promise!!! I’m sorry it came off that way! I just... uh... I like your teeth? They’re very... pointy...

[zazzob-deactivated20210628]

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

@ask-pulp-mystery !!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

When have I even stolen Vivi’s pulp?! And if he really wanted, I could even stop with Arthur…

[ask-pulp-shiromori]

Give. Me. Your.

PULP!!!!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

*throws herself in front of mystery* tree lady your goal is admirable and I think you are very pretty but this is my dog and I’m the only one allowed to take pulp from him

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Thank you, Vivi!!!

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I’m sorry are you talking to me? Also how are you making those weird 4D shapes appear around you like that

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Magic, Vivi. Pulpy magic.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Um… ok? Whose ur magic pulp dealer

[ask-pulp-mystery]

…Arthur. But don’t tell him.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Oh. That bitch had it coming anyway, take from him all you want. Save me some next time though.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

@ask-pulp-mystery why does the big plant woman want to kill you so bad anyway. I mean i support her but like… killing you is my job

[ask-pulp-mystery]

It’s…a long story. But it’s very pulp filled.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

I like stories and pulp!!! Tell me!!!!

[ask-pulp-mystery]

Well…first off, her name is Shiromori. We…used to be a team. She pulped me quite frequently. Eventually, I couldn’t take it anymore, and….we fell out. I cut ties with her, but it seems like she’s finally found me now. She’s actually why I’m looking for any excess pulp I can find…I hope you can understand.

[ask-pulp-vivi]

Wow you’ve been through a lot... this why you’ve been stealing pulp from everyone... I guess there’s more to you than I thought! Sorry I can’t pulp you like she can....