“EAT SHIT ASSHOLE! FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!”

Yeehaw Im Vee and I run this Hot pants ask Blog! I’m not good at this so please excuse me ^^; No Incest, Or Paedophilia please! Any ships are cool with me. I DO NOT DRAW NSFW. I can draw light gore but not to much. I AM A MINOR. (NOTE:I AM NOW OKAY WITH SLIGHT NSFW)

[ask-racer-hot-pants]

Yooooo this place is officially dead please stop following me xoxo

[one-90s-model-for-hire]

“Teeeesting!~ Teeesssttiinnng?~ perfect! Greetings, I am Luminoso. Though everyone seems to call me Panettone! It’s a pleasure to meet you all.”

“Weeell!~ do you mind if you spare me a promo? I’m sure it’ll just spread my face around more though!”

[ask-racer-hot-pants]

Who are you all that keep following me please follow @vees-bad-decisions-part-1 that’s my active account now please wjdjjwjdmd

[ Promo stuff down here V ] @one-90s-model-for-hire

@porky-traitor

[porky-traitor]

{ Promo }

“H-Hey! Uhm….is this on? Hello?”

“O-Oh! Good! Well uhm…I’m uhm…Porchetta! I’m a senior in Highschool….nice to meet you?”

““So uh! Please promo me!!”

[askthepissgoth]

Can I do your makeup?

“i’m sure you’re honored anon.”

[[ go ahead and beat his face y’all! make sure to show me OR ELSE

[ask-racer-hot-pants]

I ACTUALLY TRIED

I’m sorry

[jojoeyo]

Thank you guys so much for your support!

The Jojo community is fun and weird and ya’ll are thirsty as fuck lol. Let me show my appreciation with a mini contest :3

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[fugiohours]

Hi hi! We are now open for asks, so please ask us anything you’d like! <3  We’d really appreciate likes, reblogs, asks and promos!! 

 // This is a collab askblog between @asktheass and @ask-caesar-anything! We hope you have fun with this blog as well! //

[whispelanix]

Welcome to Australia...

Where an already endangered species is on the brink of functional extinction...

Oh, and 500 million animals unique to this country have already lost their lives, upon homes that have been destoryed and lives lost of people as well...

I mean... we're only living in a literal inferno...

415 fires. Fuck are we dying...

Oh yeah and people are just fleeing to the damn ocean, you know?

Do you want to know what Hell on Earth looks like..?

Because there it is in all it's unfiltered, firey rage...

There it is... my home from space...

This is only the beginning. Our country has not only entered a new decade, it seems a new dawning era as well, because this flaming apocalypse doesn't show any sign of stopping any time soon.

And you know what saddens me? I've never seen Australian tragedies trending here on this website. I mean it's been going on for months and only now does it seem to really be getting recognized, even if it is only at #9.

And I'm going to be honest with you here - the internet, and media in general is so American centric, this website being no exception. You'd think that an entire continent being on fire for several months with devastating consequences would have more recognition, but no, it really doesn't. The most notes I've ever seen on a post about the Australian fires is at least a few thousand, and that's about it.

So just... please. If you can, with this post or any other post in regards to the fires going on down here, reblog. Because the only thing that should be spreading like wildfire, is a post about a burning country...

[sillyahh4]

Wohoo first post T~T

[ask-racer-hot-pants]

When you give yourself a pep talk

When you realize you don’t own this blog and therefore a stupid gag

[amarakaran]

Anons: I want to talk to you but I’m really nervous! I’d message you but I don’t want to bother you! You seem intimidating!

Me:

[ask-racer-hot-pants]

HAPPY CRISIS EVE @yanderebloodlust​. HERES MY GOD DAMN PRESENT the red string of fate is a wise but cruel mistress.

@jjba-secret-santa​

[ask-caesar-anything]

JJBA RP Discord Server

You have been trapped on a giant island along with other people! There is basically everything you need on this island… Food, clothing shops, hotels, etc… But no “normal” people. Hell, maybe even one or two of your friends are on this island too! It couldn’t get any better, right? Haha… Well, even the ones you fought against at some point, could be here too. The question is just, who put you here? DM this blog with what canon character you want! If they aren’t taken yet, then please write an example of said character and wait to get accepted! Can’t wait to see some of you there ^^  (Server is still really new, so there’s not many people in there btw!)

[ask-racer-hot-pants]

Diego Brando????

Surprise! Haha yeah it’s me. I thought it be fun to take over HP’s blog. I guess I’m running this show until he wakes up and murders me. Fun.

//Fuck I may have guessed his outfit colors

[ask-racer-hot-pants]

I'm bet it's diego

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[ask-racer-hot-pants]

WOOOOOO 200TH POST.......wait why am I celebrating this? I don’t even own this blog.

Oh well! I guess I’ll be here until someone starts guessing. Hah.

[sepulchritude]

I love seeing people’s picrew art styles because you can just look at them and be like

“You read homestuck and it was a big part of your life for a few years, you’re not into steven universe but you did watch it, and you had an intense black butler phase in middle school and doodled their eyes over and over again in your spiral notebooks”

[sepulchritude]

Art is the biggest snitch ever man like have you ever read a fanfic and been like “Oh the author is working through some trauma here”

Or when people rec songs/shows/fics and you suddenly know everything you need to know about who they are as a person?

Like I know art is inherently an attempt to make others understand what is going on inside our lonely little heads but sometimes the mortifying ordeal of being known just slips in there while you’re not looking

[lem0ns-art]

New ask game: Make super specific assumptions about me based on my art syle

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[sushi-monger]

[blue-skyes-above]

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

[roseverdict]

boi yesss

[unholytoebeans]

[ashwolfcub]

I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD

[bottlefulloffiction-deactivated]

[balloonboyismyson]

[ask-cctale-deactivated20181209]

@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3

[dragon-forest]

@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend

[epic-and-kitty]

@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals

[cheatsykoopa98]

damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD

[cupcakegirl1032-deactivated2017]

[randomisart]

I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same

[therightfulalphawerewolf-blog]

I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…

[travisvulkrum]

I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…

[icey-pie]

Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys

[smooththegoofyshark]

I’m so using this info in my Are Online Friends Real Friends? College paper :)

[latent-rain]

Hey! I just want to say that my therapist says that he’s really glad I have my online friends!! He says that I have a meaning relationship with my online friends and says that I even look happier when talking about them. He says that they’re real friends.

TLDR; professional therapist says that online friends are real friends

[missinformation5031]

Literally my online friends have been the only people of keeping mentally stable over the past few months

[hela-spawn-of-loki]

my online friends keeping me sane/letting me rant about my family/giving me a new family <3 <3 <3

[strixton]

I want to meet you all!

[back-to-the-circus]

I don’t have many internet friends (on here anyway) but I will prove I am not a predator!

[glmtwnbrtz]

My Internet friends changed me for the better

[flowersanddinosaursappreciation9]

My Internet friends have been better than my real life friends

[theshadow-inthelight]

^ same

[ask-d4c]

// You all are great people! It would be nice to meet you all irl!

[giorno-fucking-giovanna]

//I- BRO I WANNA MEET MY INTERNET FRIENDS\