Ringo the totally real kangaroo

going to holland....dub dub dadub...

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Buzzes like a fridge

hi george Harrison what are you even? buzz buzz

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Hey ringo what do you think about my self insert 👀👀

me likey I thinks

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OH SHIT SOMEONE TASED YOU, PREPARING CPR AT YOU RIGHT NOW

ksjhjhjjhhhhhhhhhhjhhhh

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Shiii bro can we drool on sm else then

anything BUT me thank you very much.

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*tases you*

AJHGCUYSGFEIUWSGWJSNJRFGEBFYJWHGVAFHRGVYUREHUKEGVNC????????????????????

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Ringo.....hold my hand....bug eyes 🥺🥺

i like those eyes of yours. reminds me of like. a bug. ok I'll hold your hand.

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*bites your tail*

don't drool over my bloody tail. I don't want to wash this thing again.

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Have you ever considered getting curly hair Ringo

yes but I don't think i'd rock it. my hair is pretty straight and that's a big chsnge I think. I don't know

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Hug me...

HUG ME PLZZZ

yeah ok I guess.

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I wanna squeeze your cheeks like an old grandma

please no... not like my nan

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good idea choosing the kangaroo suit because the pouch gives you extra room to stuff more things inside like more drugs

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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What do you think of Frank Zappa

makes good music.

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Happy Birthday. 👍

Er, thanks Ringo.

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Your so chubby I'm gonna sleep on you

I don't know you . but long as you bring booze it'll be fine.

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100 LANDMINES INCOMING

???????????????????????????????

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How does it feel to have the biggest beatlebone of the four

i mean. what can I say? I was just gifted. jhahahaaaah.......

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Do you like Georgie??

i think he's a good guy, who's asking ?