Someone Has Caused Me To Query

Eagle/Glider - later turned RiddleGlider. Use he/they pronouns for the character!

[ask-riddleglider]

Who is RiddleGlider?

RiddleGlider is part of a larger AU known as the Roguesona AU. They are a child who got adopted by the Riddler after a series of unfortunate events led them to him. They later continue the mantle of Riddler, known as RiddleGlider. Currently in the storyline, he is an adult.

I, @eagledrawsandvibes, made this blog to keep all my roleplaying, story progression, and art here. Everyone is free to ask questions, as they will be answered in the form of drawings now! It doesn’t matter what part of the story they’re in currently, they will still be RiddleGlider.

Father of RiddleGlider: @e-nygma-official

Oh, and by the way: #eagle era is for times for their past life with Edward. #glider era is for when they’re RiddleGlider. Please keep in mind!

Ask away, and anyone and any character blog is free to interact with them.

[ask-riddleglider]

(they're still not back?!)

(Huh? Oh, yeah. That’s not good.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([well, that's the last time they're leaving home while the others are on a job.])

(...right. okay. um...)

([they can feel themself starting to panic.])

[ask-riddleglider]

(Should we go save them?)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(yes, i just- why didn't you call me when they weren't back on time?)

(sorry, i- um, yes. i... the trackers. go get ready, i'll try to find out where they are.)

[ask-riddleglider]

(Oh, I thought they had everything handled. I’ll get ready.)

[She starts getting ready.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([alright... where are they?])

[ask-riddleglider]

[…Police station, she sees.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([okay. both of them. that's... well, at least they didn't get separated.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[Hopefully they’re alive.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([...they wouldn't have been taken there if they weren't. surely.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[Yeah, true. Better go get them now.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(you ready? come on.)

[ask-riddleglider]

(I’m ready, let’s go get them.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([so they head out, trying to coordinate a plan of attack with her.])

([well, infiltration. they don't want to do any more attacking than absolutely necessary.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[She’s doing her best to listen. She cares a lot about you.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([at least she's calm. that always helps them not lose their head.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[Well, when is she not calm?]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([very, very rarely.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[Good that she’s pretty calm.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[. . . In police custody, of course.]

[…F@&%.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Great. Where's Eric? Is he there? Can you make a break for it? You're handcuffed and surrounded, so probably not smart.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[He can’t find Eric anywhere.]

[He starts struggling in his cuffs, trying to break out.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[They don't really look like they're taking your attempt seriously.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[They better! Don’t they know who he is?!]

Hey! Let me out of these!

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Shut up.

[ask-riddleglider]

Don’t tell me what to do. Take these off!

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[You recieve a whack to the back of the head.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[He grunts.]

Stop that! Don’t you know who I am?!

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Wish I didn't.

[ask-riddleglider]

Yeah, you’ll regret it. I’m not staying here, my team will come get me!

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Just shut up!

[ask-riddleglider]

I don’t have to. I can talk as long as I want. If you let me go, maybe I’ll stop talking.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Or I could just knock you out again.

[ask-riddleglider]

You won’t. Anyways, what am I doing here?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Take a guess.

[ask-riddleglider]

I’m not being sent back to Arkham. I refuse.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Well, that's not something you can do.

[ask-riddleglider]

Well, where’s my car? What happened to it?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Would you shut up?!

[ask-riddleglider]

Answer my questions!

[…F@&%, the adrenaline’s wearing off. He hurts everywhere.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[They're not.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[He growls, spitting at the officers.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[That doesn't have good results.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[Yep, he just gets whacked in the face.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[...You're not gonna find out where Eric is.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[Hopefully he got away.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[He was nearly unconscious.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[He could’ve hidden or something!]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[...Sure.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[...Where are you?]

[…Good question. Where is he?]

[ask-riddleglider]

[...Well, this job is going badly. Your phone is busted, you're hiding from the cops, and Eric's got a particularly awful gash on his hand from falling onto some rubble.]

[Oh, god. He’s gotta get the both of them out of here.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[At least you found enough of a hiding spot to catch your breath for a moment, while Eric tries and fails to wrap his hand with a piece he tore off of his undershirt.]

[ask-riddleglider]

You didn’t bring any first aid stuff with you? Idiot!

[Where’s his distress signal? Did he drop that too?]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

I left the bag in the car! I'm not carrying that around while I'm trying to actually do stuff!

[Well, your signal should be attached to your belt, but, uh... kind of seems like it might have gotten caught on something.]

[ask-riddleglider]

Get a smaller bag, then!

[Why does nothing ever go the way it should? They need to get out of here, but how?]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

It's your bag, asshole!

[Well, it sounds like they passed by where you're hiding. You can probably make a run for it.]

[ask-riddleglider]

Get your own!

[He gets up.]

Come on, I think they just missed us.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Yeah- alright.

[He goes a little pale when he stands up.]

[ask-riddleglider]

Woah, watch it. How much blood did you lose?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

I'm fine, just- fell weird and hurt my leg.

[ask-riddleglider]

You did? Ugh.

[He tries to go over and help him up.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[He steadies himself.]

I'm fine, I'm fine.

[ask-riddleglider]

Well, let’s go, then! Before they circle back around here!

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[He can take a few steps, but as soon as he tries to run, that injured leg gives out under him. And as he falls over, in an attempt to go against his instinct and avoid putting out his hands to catch himself, he slips on some rubble and lands squarely on his butt, definitely hitting his tailbone in that extra-unpleasant way.]

[ask-riddleglider]

F@&%, come on!

[He tries to pick up Eric.]

We don’t have time for this!

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Oh, well, f$%&in' sorry for falling over!

[He swats you away, getting up and trying to start running again.]

[ask-riddleglider]

You’re injured, idiot!

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Yeah, I noticed!

[ask-riddleglider]

If you don’t want my help, then go ahead and get arrested because you can’t keep up!

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Well, you trying to basically carry me isn't going to help anyone!

[ask-riddleglider]

Then what do you propose I do? Grab some crutches out of my ass?

[They’re spending too long here.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

I didn't ask you to do anything!

[He's still trying to get away, but it's not easy to move quickly while favoring one leg like that.]

[ask-riddleglider]

If we get caught, I’m blaming you!

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Whatever!

[He starts stumbling back to where you hid the car.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[Part of him wants to abandon him, but he knows he can’t do that.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[How charitable of you.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[Yeah, he should count his blessings. Now where’s the car?]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Over there, right where you left it.]

[Ah, the cops are about to pass by again. Pull him behind that wall.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[Shoot. He shoves him behind the wall.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[He stumbles again, hitting his injured leg on the way down, and goes quite pale again.]

[ask-riddleglider]

Oh my god, you’re gonna get us caught!

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[...He looks like he isn't really taking in what you're saying.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[He groans, trying to drag Eric to the car.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[He just goes limp, looking like he's about to pass out. Dumbass must have fractured his leg and then kept trying to run on it, judging by how much pain he's clearly in. At least if it was a bigger break, he wouldn't have tried to keep going.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[And the police are about to show up. This luck is awful.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[...Well, you better think fast.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[…Ugh, he can’t leave him behind, can’t he? He picks him up and throws him in the back of the car thanks to his adrenaline, before quickly hopping into the drivers seat to try to start the car.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Good thing he's built like a twig.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[He weighs like one too.]

[F@&%, why isn’t the car starting?]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Oh, come on. It was working fine earlier! What happened?!]

[ask-riddleglider]

[He doesn’t know! Is something wrong with the gas or wheels?!]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[How can you not tell? Machines are, like, your whole thing!]

[ask-riddleglider]

[Yeah, machines! Not cars!]

[Ugh, worst luck. There’s no way they’re not getting caught.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Cars are machines, genius- oh, whatever. Great. Well, Eric's not going to be any use.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[He sighs. Looks like he’s gotta kill them all.]

[He takes out his gun and gets out of the car, firing at the officers and their car.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[How is that working out for you? Because there are a quite a few of them.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[…Not well. He ran out of ammo.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Great, so now you're just trying to avoid getting shot.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[Yep. He begins to run out into the road.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Great. This is going great. Is Eric even conscious?]

[ask-riddleglider]

[Probably not, but he made sure to hide him.]

[He’s not seeing the car coming his way.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[And you don't until it's too late to move.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[Yep. And he’s knocked out.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Great.]

[ask-riddleglider]

hah. tough luck, buddy. you know there's nobody here.

[He just growls.]

[ask-riddleglider]

what? did that strike a nerve? because you know it's true?

LEAVE.

[ask-riddleglider]

disappointment.

[He freezes.]

. . . What?

[ask-riddleglider]

sure, sure.

. . . Get out of here.

[ask-riddleglider]

i'm not trying to. but you sure have.

At least I have some authority on the matter.

[ask-riddleglider]

you'll never be good enough, you know. what are you even trying to achieve anymore? a legacy? do you think your father would be proud of this?

My father’s dead. You can’t speak for him.

[ask-riddleglider]

[...Judge.]

[You're trying to work on a coloring book page while Rowan works on crocheting a scarf nearby, but you're distracted. You wish they were working on you instead... but you don't need any repairs right now.]

[Hm. What could she do to get attention on her? Break something?]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Well, maybe not that, maybe you should just ask.]

[ask-riddleglider]

(Can you explore my body? I’m bored.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([they let out a startled-awkward yelp-laugh.])

(uh, i mean-)

([they just laugh, a bit embarrassed.])

(uhm... like, how?)

[ask-riddleglider]

(Play with my wires and stick you hand in me.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(o-alright, sure.)

([they're still not sure why that should be embarrassing, but they do look quite pink.])

[ask-riddleglider]

(I think it’d be fun.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(heh. i know. yeah, i'll... i'll do that for you.)

[ask-riddleglider]

(Thanks.)

[She takes off her sweater and shirt.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([they let her get settled in.])

(alright, where, um, should i start..?)

[ask-riddleglider]

(Wherever things should be untangled.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(alright. oh yeah, it has been a while since i checked up on your joints. okay. here, i'll start with your wrists, then.)

([they carefully open a small, hidden panel on judge's arm, exposing the delicate machinery inside.])

(oh, yeah. there is a little twisting here.)

([they don't have their proper tools right now, but they delicately reach in with their crochet hook to separate and straighten out a few wires.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[It tickles a bit, and her body heats up a little.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(...you've got some dust here. hold still.)

([they grab a little microfiber cloth from their desk and gently brush the dust off the little module that powers most of the sensors in her arms.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[Her whirring starts up, getting more sensitive.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(heh. you okay there?)

[ask-riddleglider]

(Yeah, I like how it feels.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(alright.)

([they close up her wrist and start on the other one. these wires are a bit more twisted, so it takes a bit longer.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[She squeaks a little bit, enjoying the feeling.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([they're so gentle, so careful. they slowly and methodically perform the same loving little operation on each of her joints.])

(alright, i'll check your main settings now, okay?)

[ask-riddleglider]

[She nods.]

(Yay, thank you.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([so they open up the main panel on her back, exposing all those little lights and dials that would probably mean nothing to almost anyone else, but that they can read like a second language.])

(anything in particular that's been bothering you lately?)

[ask-riddleglider]

[She shakes her head.]

(No, I just love you.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(heh, love you too.)

([they finish checking up on everything, then move on once again to the panel on her side, letting her lay across their lap.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[She does so, letting out a few whirs and whines. Good whines, though.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([...they like the whirring. it's very cute.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[She likes this feeling a lot. Makes her feel all sorts of emotions.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Well, it's good to feel emotions.]

[Their hands are so soft and careful. How can you even feel this? You shouldn't be able to have this many sensors, especially in your wiring.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[All she wants is to hold them close and never let them go.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[How could you ever be with anyone else?]

[ask-riddleglider]

[Great question. She’s not sure.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[...They're so pretty. It's been so long since they've thought it about themself, really. But they've been getting better lately. Starting to take care of themself just a little more.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[…She wishes she could kiss them.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([heh. they know.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[So she tries to.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([they return it, laughing softly.])

[ask-riddleglider]

(If I had a mouth, I’d kiss you so much.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(aw, i know.)

[ask-riddleglider]

(I would also kiss my girlfriend a lot. I love my girlfriend.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(heh, that's good.)

[ask-riddleglider]

(Everyone should have a girlfriend.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([they laugh.])

(yeah, it's great for people who want one.)

[ask-riddleglider]

(Am I your girlfriend?)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(um... i guess you could say that. that'd... yeah, that's fine. if you want to say it.)

[ask-riddleglider]

(Ok, then. Platonic girlfriend.)

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(heh, yeah. well, either way is fine, i don't mind if you say that.)

[ask-riddleglider]

(Then I will. Thank you.)

[ask-riddleglider]

[Harvey... you're dreaming again. Can't you stop dreaming?]

[Apparently not.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[At least you're... oh, thank god. It's a different dream this time. A happy one. You're laying next to them, both of them. They're here, they're alive. You have them back.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[Can he stay here forever?]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Hopefully. Hopefully you don't wake up this time.]

[...God, this is overwhelming.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[…It really is.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

...You alright, sweetheart?

[You're crying. You didn't realize.]

Hey, what's wrong?

[ask-riddleglider]

Huh? What?

[He wipes his eyes, feeling the tears.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

What's the matter, darling?

[Oswald takes your hands.]

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . I missed you two.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

You missed us? It's only been a day since last time we saw you.

[ask-riddleglider]

I meant. . .

. . . Heh. I guess I just really need you guys.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[He smiles softly.] Well, we need you too.

Absolutely.

[ask-riddleglider]

[He smiles, trying to hug the both of them.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[And they hug you. So warm and loving.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[…He starts to cry from this.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Hey, it's alright. It's okay. We've got you.

We're here for you.

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . You won’t be here forever.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

. . . Maybe not. But we're doin' our best to be around just as long as you are, y'know? We're not goin' anywhere anytime soon.

There's no need to borrow sadness from the future.

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . Yeah. You’re both right.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Hey. I'm excited to spend the rest of my life with you.

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . I wish that were longer.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

...Well, there's no way to know. [He kisses you on the forehead.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[…He does.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

You'll be alright.

[ask-riddleglider]

We won’t be.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

. . .

...At least try. For me, okay?

For both of us.

[. . . They know.]

Please.

[ask-riddleglider]

. . .

We can. We’ll try.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

We love you so much.

[ask-riddleglider]

We love you too.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[...You can stay for now.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[…He can.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[...You've got to take a break. You've been working too hard lately.]

[…Yeah. He does.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Wonder how Rowan's doing.]

[...That fear toxin incident still has its mark on them, but they're adjusting pretty well.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[He can check on them.]

Rowan?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(...hm?)

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . How are you?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(...i'm alright.)

[ask-riddleglider]

Are you sure?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(mhm. are you?)

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . Just wanted to check on you.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(hm.)

([they smile softly.])

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . So, you want something to eat?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(yeah, i probably should.)

[ask-riddleglider]

What do you want?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(hm, i don't know. you don't have to make me anything, it's alright. i'll get a snack later.)

[ask-riddleglider]

Are you sure? I can still do something.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(don't worry about me, bud.)

[ask-riddleglider]

Easier said than done.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([they laugh softly.])

(...i know.)

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . Just tell me when you eat.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(alright, alright.)

([they wrap an arm around him.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[He gives them a hug back.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

(...thanks for taking care of me.)

(you're a good person.)

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . Yeah. I guess I am.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

([they give him a kiss on the head.])

[ask-riddleglider]

[…He appreciates that.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[. . .]

[Your sibling still believes in you.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[…Somehow.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[So. Harvey.]

[...The kid sent you out on a task with Eric.]

[…Ah.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Think he did it on purpose, just to annoy Eric?]

[Whatever. Maybe this is your chance to finally bond with him, like you wanted to all those years ago!]

[ask-riddleglider]

[True, he could. …If he could find the moment to.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[...Yeah, that's not as easy as it could be.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[It’s not. He wishes he wasn’t here.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[Well, just say something! Like how Judge can always start a conversation.]

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . So, Eric.

What have you been up to?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

What? Uh, I mean... not much.

[ask-riddleglider]

Well, what’s not much?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

. . . Normal stuff, I guess.

[ask-riddleglider]

What’s normal to you?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

...Hanging out. Video games. Helping the kid with his stuff.

[ask-riddleglider]

Ah. . . . And you’re enjoying all that?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

. . . I guess.

[ask-riddleglider]

That’s nice.

[…What else can he say?]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[I don't know, ask how he got into the business or something! I mean, he was so reluctant when you worked with him, what changed?]

[ask-riddleglider]

[Good idea.]

. . . So, what made you want to. . . Do this?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

. . . I don't know. I was in a really bad place, and now I'm stuck with it.

[ask-riddleglider]

Did you enjoy it? What did you do?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

...I don't know. It's all I can really do anymore. I mean, not like I can quit at this point. Maybe someday.

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . I get it.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

. . .

[He sighs.]

[ask-riddleglider]

I really do. Sometimes I’ve felt that way.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

...Makes sense.

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . What would you like to do, if you didn’t have to do all this?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

. . .

Like, for work? Never really thought about it.

[ask-riddleglider]

Well, maybe think about it?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Why... whatever. I don't know. I guess I wouldn't hate working at, like, a hobby store. Nerd s#!&.

[ask-riddleglider]

[He nods.]

Yeah, that sounds nice. . . . Maybe not exactly nerd s#!&, that might not be the best way to put it.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Eh.

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . I could help you find new hobbies. Or a new job.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

I...

. . . That's...

. . .

[He doesn't know how to feel about you saying that.]

. . . I... really just have to take care of Rowan.

[ask-riddleglider]

[Did he cross a line?]

Well, you can do both.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

...Not if they're still doing the same stuff.

[ask-riddleglider]

What do you mean?

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

Like, this is their job too. Can't just let them do it without helping.

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . Ah.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

...But, you know. When they're done. I guess.

[ask-riddleglider]

. . . Yeah.

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[. . . He should thank Harvey. For trying, back then.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[That would be nice. But he just feels awkward now.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[He should.]

[...But he's not ready. It still feels weird.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[…Yeah. It does.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[But hey! This is progress!]

[ask-riddleglider]

[It is. …It is.]

[untitledunhingedrpblogdontfollow]

[...Maybe you'll be okay.]

[ask-riddleglider]

[He doubts it.]

[ask-riddleglider]

okay, okay!

Good. Don’t come back.

[ask-riddleglider]

hey, come on. i'm not even a real person!

Get out of here!