A Journal of Complaints

Welcome dear readers! No one is supposed to read this Ridge it’s a dia- Journal. This is the lovely diary of Xephos. Journal! Where he will be talking about his daily activities, along with more private moments. We will do no such thing! I don’t want all those strange people knowing about … Well … With his gorgeous demi-god partner. That’s me. Gorgeous is debateable. Right now you’re acting like a very un-gorgeous four year-old. As well as constantly be whining and spouting about serious topics and being oh so dreadfully boring. Ridge, I’m not boring! And whining. Did I mention whining? Though fear not readers! It will not always be so dreadfully boring. I’ll be around to make sure of that! Run. Quickly. Hide, get out of here. So I do hope dear readers that you will enjoy your stay! This is by far your worst idea yet. Please be considerate towards the Mod and do not post any hate or inappropriate asks as all will be deleted immediately. Most of all, enjoy. Art Credit: princecolbalt.tumblr.com

[ask-ridgephos]

U-uh. Hi. Just wanted to say you both are adorable and um. Um. I SHIP IT *Throws glitter everywhere then flees* (I dont even like glitter what.)

Oh dear God, Ridge! Ridge! One of these bloody readers threw eight-thousand tons of sparkly bullshit on me! Where are you when I need your magic for once?! RIDGE!

[ask-ridgephos]

Xeph if you had the chance to go back to your home planet would you? And would you take ridge with you?

No, I would stay here. It wouldn’t be a good situation for anyone involved. All the people I left behind have probably gone through so much, as have I, and it’s better they keep what closure they’ve got. Besides, I have this idiot of a demigod that I love so very much and I can’t just unleash him in another world. That would be terrifying in the least.

[TaylorMod: We're going to try answering short asks here and there to keep the flow going, so if you have small questions for just Xephos or Ridge, send them our way! We know the boys will be more than happy to answer! At least...Ridge will. Xephos is a little bit moody. XD]

[ask-ridgephos]

*appears behind Ridge* "Mr. Ridge, may I have a hug from you and Mr. Xephos?"

Oh, Darling. You worry too much! You’re not going to catch anything from a simple touch from someone new! I’m not going to take any risks! I can’t take any time off work and you are simply awful when you’re ill, which would require me taking more time off work. It’s just easier to use the sanitizer. Besides, the kind I gave you is chocolate scented. Oh, alright! I’m sorry, reader. Looks like you just get a hug from me! Darling, you know I don’t get sick that often and by normal means! Though I do absolutely love that chocolate scented sanitizer~ With my luck, you’ll get sick precisely when I can’t have you doing it. I knew you would only use the sanitizer if you liked the smells, so of course I got you one that smelled of sweets~ Darling, I promise I won’t get sick! I’ll take an extra shower and make sure to eat something…. Healthy if that will make you feel less worried? Mmm~ it was a very good choice, Darling. Do they make Cinnabon flavor perchance? You eat something healthy? Oh, Ridge, don’t speak nonsense, even if it would make me feel better…and I’m sure they have an entire palette of different scents for sweet-toothed suckers like yourself. I will put up with it if it will, Darling. I don’t want you worrying needlessly.

Oooh~! We should check that out the next time we’re at the store! I want to see what other sweet scented ones they have. No way am I taking you to a store to sniff chemicals. I would never be able to get you out of there! What? Oh come now, darling! I’m not that bad! Besides if I just bought one of each then that would solve the problem entirely! That would be a horrible waste of money. Nobody uses that much hand sanitizer. I might if it smelt delicious enough. Though I do get quite dirty working with my hands and all sometimes. Ugh, don’t remind me. And then you rub them all over me. It’s funny how you squirm and run away from me when you realize they’re dirty. I don’t find it funny in the slightest! It’s gross, and I’ve got to shower afterward every single time. You know you don’t have to shower every time, Darling. Dirt happens everyday, if you wash incessantly you’ll rub your skin right off! That’s not how skin works, Ridge. It’s not that hard for you to keep the dirt away from me, either, so it’s mostly your fault if my skin does fall off! Oh no, you can’t blame me entirely for that! Mr. Scrub myself raw over the tiniest particle of dirt! If your skin does fall off, I only take the smallest responsibility for it.

However, I did happen to get you a little something while I was in town. Your favorite shop had a new skin lotion line. Really? They haven’t put out a new line for ages. You shouldn’t have wasted the money on me, though. It’s not even my birthday or Christmas. It doesn’t have to always be a special occasion for me to buy something for you, Darling. Here, what do you think? Ooh, this smells awesome. I can’t wait to try it. And you’re definitely not allowed to use it. And I suppose since we’re already here, let’s answer some questions. Get them out of the way.

[ask-ridgephos]

What is the best prank/revenge you have pulled on each other? Love you two! <3 :3

Good. I’m sure you’ll make us uneven soon enough, anyway. You can’t resist, I know. I can darn well try to, and I will! At the very least it’ll last more than a few hours. A few hours? Good, maybe I can get a bath in beforehand and whatever your devious mind comes up with won’t bug me so much. Yes, at the very least. Though, I was hoping to get to help you with your bath a bit?

[ask-ridgephos]

Tell Xephos he's beautiful for me, kay? thanks. <3

You know, I’m right here. I read all of your messages as well. I don’t like you talking nonsense like I’m not here. They just like to surprise you, darling. Or maybe they thought you’d be busy today and wouldn’t see this until well after I’d seen it. They should know you need no encouragement to throw those little compliments my way no matter how ridiculous they may be. Beautiful my arse… Hey now! It’s the truth~ Though you’re right I do love complimenting you. You get the tiniest hint of blush. It’s precious. I am not! Readers, he’s lying. He’s lying like a dog. Must be why it’s in his name. Yes you are! You’re the one who likes more than I do!

Plus having dog in my name has nothing to do with lying. It has everything to do with a certain posit- RIDGE! Why must you always do this in front of people? Isn’t what we have in private enough for you? Oh it is, Darling! I just can’t help myself sometimes. It’s rather amusing to say things like that and see them freak out.  You of all people know how much I have on my plate and you just make it worse! I’m going to have a heart attack because of you one of these days. I do know that, it’s why I try and make you laugh! You get much too serious, Darling. I’ll refrain from sneaking up on you so you don’t have one soon.  Don’t make promises you can’t keep. You couldn’t go a day without sneaking up behind me and tickling me or something.

Oh? What if I could? What would you give me if I managed a whole day without sneaking up on you? An entire day? Oh, I don’t know…perhaps I’ll let you do that thing to me I told you we would never do last week when you begged for it? Oooh~! Oh I like the sound of this wager. You’re on, Darling! I’ll be good for one whole day. Just you watch! Wait a minute there, Ridge! What do I get when you inevitably give in? What do you get? Hmm… well, I’m not entirely sure. Did you have anything in mind, Darling? Nothing in particular, no, but it’s not fair only you have the option to be rewarded. That is very true, Darling.

Well… how about this. If I’m naughty at all during that day and misbehave you can put my collar on and… retrain me for a day or so in return. How does that sound? Mmm, perfect. It has been too long. You need an attitude adjustment, but nothing a little leather can’t fix~ mmmn~ oh yes, quite~ but you’ll have to wait and see if I fail or not, darling. I’ll be trying my best. I’m afraid unfortunately for you, you’re going to fail. Don’t get your hopes up dearest. Oh we’ll certainly see, Darling. We’ll certainly see!

[ask-ridgephos]

Ah, I feel like I've been working for ages. Thank Notch autumn's here and I have a few moments to myself. Perhaps I should bake Ridge a pie...

[ask-ridgephos]

So what ever happened to Xeph's cat?

I do as well… but we’ll always have the fond memories of her…. I do have a little surprise for you, Darling. Oh? Oh, Ridge, you know I don’t like surprises that much. I know, but you’ll like this, Darling. I promise. Alright, if you’re sure. Show it to me. I’m very sure! Close your eyes. I’ll guide you there, Darling. Ah, okay, but don’t let me run into poles like you did last time. I promise, Darling! Come this way… careful! Ah, here we are. Alright, Darling open your eyes! What is…oh, Ridge! Ridge, it’s her! It’s so realistic. How did you…? I found a painter who was very patient with me and created this painting from just her description. I wanted you to be able to always see her exactly how she was.

She’s perfect, I just…that’s so s-sweet, Ridge, th-thank you… Of course, Darling. You’re welcome, I’m glad that you like it! I was a little worried. Why would I be worried? It’s not like you— you didn’t spend and arm and a leg on this, did you? Well, I may of spent a little more than normal but not quite an arm and a leg. I just wanted her portrait to be perfect, which from your reaction it is. It is…oh, it really is. T-turn that thing off, I can’t even…thank you. You’re welcome, darling~ Mmn~

[ask-ridgephos]

So uh. Whose hair is softer?

I do feel spoiled and it’s not good. Lavish treatment is too special to waste on me so often. I don’t feel it’s a waste. You deserve it. Plus you bring an absolute joy into my life that I haven’t had in a very long time. I’m glad I give you something. I wish I could give you more, though.  Shh… you give me plenty. I get to look into those gorgeous eyes and see every little bit of stardust that came together to make you…

Oh, Ridge, stop, I’m blushing…you’re embarrassing me. I can’t help it! It’s the truth… How did I get so lucky as to end up with such a guy as you? Well… you can thank a faulty space engine for having you fall into my life. I thank it every day that it brought you here, to me… Hmm, I suppose I was rather lucky to leave my life behind, face death, and all to be in love with a god. I think it was a fair trade, because I do so love you, Ridgey dear. As I love you, My Xephos~

Mm~ Ridge, you’re so good to me. Let me pamper you tonight? I have a special set of recipes with your name on them~ If you want to, darling I won’t say no! Oh~? What do these special recipes involve, hmm~? I read in the paper recently that dark chocolate can actually be used in a number of savoury dishes~…besides, this will make me feel less guilty about how many times you’ve been so~ sweet~ and run me a bath. Mmn~ Oh that sounds absolutely wonderful, Darling. I can’t wait to see what you create~ You just settle in and I’ll get to it. Don’t lift a finger! I’ll be right back with some champagne.

[ask-ridgephos]

What would you do if you two were tasked with the job to look after a child? Or a sassy teenager? *Claps hands excitedly*

(slightly NSFW under the cut -TaylorMod)

[ask-ridgephos]

What are you guys doing for Valentines Day?

Well, I wish I could tell you, reader, but Ridge insists on making it a surprise for me every year. I have no idea. I’m sure it will be terribly romantic… Oh it will be, darling. You can count on it! I only keep it a surprise because I love seeing the look on your face when I reveal it to you. I have to admit, I sort of like it too. It takes all the pressure off of me. Notch knows I have enough of that to spare.

Oh yes you certainly do, Darling! That’s why I like to surprise you. No pressure on you. Though I know you’ll love the surprise I have planned this time around~ Ah! Ridge, you know how sensitive my ears are! Not in front of the readers. They’ve seen far too much already. Well they haven’t quite seen that much yet! But alright… I’ll lay off a little bit~ Good. Save it for Valentines Day when there will be nobody else around but you~ and me~ and maybe one of those outfits you buy me that you like so much. Oh~! Well then, I promise to behave until it’s just the two of us~ As for Ridge’s valentine from me, I may have looked up a few new recipes…

Oh~? New recipes you say? Well, I know how much you like chocolate… Oooh~ That I do! Oh as tempting as it is to ask, I’ll resist. I actually want to be surprised for this one~ I'm not the best at keeping secrets, so it might not be a total surprise, but I'm sure you'll love it either way...especially if you get to eat it off me~ O-oh! Oh, oh y-yes, I certainly know I would love it being served to me like that~ yes, well, Valentine's Day is a bit away so I suppose we'll have to find another use for me besides a tray table, hm~? Oh yes. We’ll certainly have to. I think, however I have an idea… come here, Darling~ Oh! Mm~ Ridge! Hmn~ I like when you pull me on your lap~

Do you, Darling? Well… you’re certainly going to like what else I’m about to do. It involves my teeth along with my tongue and your neck…~ O-ooh, Ridge, you know that’s my...weak spo-ot, hmmmng… Mmn~ That I do. I know quite a few of your weak spots, but I must say that one is my favorite. Makes you wiggle and squirm so much, Darling ~ Oh yeah? Well I can make you wiggle and squirm just as much. I just have to kiss right here~ AAHhh~ Mmnh~ Exactly. I’ve got you right where I want you~ Oh you certainly do, Darling… Do that again~ What, this~? Hmmnh~ Yes. That exactly~ Hm, turn that thing off so we can have some privacy while I take you apart~ Mmn~ Oh happily, Darling~!

[ask-ridgephos]

Xeph do you like being more submissive or more dominant? (P:S i love this blog)

Doyoumeantotellmetheyareaskingaboutoursexlife?

Yes, darling. They’re asking which of us is more dominant or submissive in… well you know. Th-that is a highly inappropriate question and I…I mean, can’t they tell? I suppose they can’t. I mean… we do switch from time to time depending on our moods. Well yes, but don’t I, you know, take most of the time? Well… Yes, but there are those times where you are very much in charge. You know… when that collar comes out… They don’t have to know about that, Ridge! It’s too late! They already know enough about that that it wouldn’t surprise them! They already know enough about us to write erotic stories about us. What in the world are you talking about? Erotic stories…like…like porn? …Yes. The porniest porn stories your eyes would ever lay upon, darling. They’ve done quite a few actually. My favorite one is where I get to kiss the ice cream off your lips… and other places. I-I…I-you’ve read them? Why would anyone write that? Surely we’re not that…titillating?

Yes, I have read them. They’re all quite good. Many people would write those kinds of stories, Darling. Very creative and imaginative people. Oooh… I would say we’re fairly titillating. I mean, we’re quite passionate with one another you know. I…well, that is just…so inappropriate and weird and…wait, they…can I read one? Of course you can, Darling! I have my favorites saved. I’ll pull one of them up for you right now if you like? You save them? Really, don’t you think that’s a bit much?…Well, what are you waiting for, get it ready for me! I want to see what these people think they know about us. I do! If someone puts that much work into something regardless of it’s content, I feel it’s worth saving. Especially when it’s quite steamy. Oh most certainly, Darling! Here… how about this one? Give it a read and see what you think.

Yes, well, we’ll see about that…they’ve got you pegged there, you sex-obsessed sap…could it be any cheesier?…Oh…OH...oh…oh my…I uh…r-really? Wow…oh we don’t do that nearly enough, Ridge. Let’s uh…let’s give that one a go, shall we, dearest~? Their characterization is wonderful, I agree! Oh~ I’d be more than happy to, Darling. That would be quite fun~ Of course it is a little creepy they’ve got it so close to us in reality. Could you perhaps use some restraint and not encourage this? Writing porn is unhealthy. Well, it just shows how good of writers they are! Though I’ll try not to encourage them too much but it’s fun seeing what they come up with, but i’ll do my best not to encourage them too much. It’s not that unhealthy. Depends on a few factors…

Yes, yes, wonderful writers. Why don’t they channel their talent into something more productive rather than…reproductive? Oh they do, Darling! Don’t you worry about that. Though, it’s given me a little inspiration. What do you say we head upstairs and… well~ Hmmn, yes~ I’ll allow it. You’ve got a lot to live up to now, Mister.

[ask-ridgephos]

Xephos, who took the knowledge of your and Ridges relationship the worst? *stares intensely*

You’re a sap, Ridge. Thank goodness nobody watched us with as much mush as you do Nilesy. Maybe I am a little bit of a sap. What’s it to you~? Well… Maybe you shouldn’t say that so quickly. What do you mean? Nobody’s cheered us on besides these crazy people who keep asking us questions. Well… You know Honeydew was one of the few that was genuinely happy for us… I think he could be considered one of the few that cheered us on. Yes, Honeydew is a good friend…but he didn’t creep on us like you do Nilesy. Perhaps you should listen to me a back off more so Panda has a chance. Oh… Oh alright! I’ll lay off watching over him for awhile.

Good. It will give you more time to do something…fun with me. I don’t have much spare time these days after all. That is true… What sort of fun should we have, Darling? Maybe a day at the beach? That actually sounds lovely, Ridge. Should I go grab our beach bag or is this beach private enough to skinny dip? It’s been a while~ Oh it’s private enough to skinny dip in, darling. We’ll have it all to ourselves. You should grab a beach bag, I’ll make sure to bring snacks. Oh, I can’t wait. It’s been so long since we’ve been underwater together, just us, only the water inbetween…and by snacks do you mean actual snacks or underwear for me made out of sugar? We’ve been over this and I don’t want any of that anywhere near there. Oh, it’ll be splendid, Darling! We’ll have a wonderful time! I actually meant real snacks this time. Though one of these days I will convince you to try it just once. Variety is the spice of life they say. Yes, but trust the man who can’t cook to forget that too many spices tastes awful. Just stay here and I’ll be right back with the bag and the snacks.

Alright, I’ll wait here… I’m getting better though! I at least didn’t burn the pasta like I did last time! I have half a mind to lock you out of the kitchen permanently after that…Alright, here we go, towels, sun screen, a book for each of us, and of course, snacks. How am I ever to learn if you do that, Darling? Perfect! I also brought along a ball to toss around if we felt like it… though I think swimming is going to be the top activity. Well, come on then, show me this gorgeous beach and we’ll see what the top activity is.

Of course~! Follow me, Darling. It’s not too far, I can easily give you a lift over there. If you’re alright with flying a little bit today? I don’t know, Ridge…can we fly low? Of course, Darling! We’ll fly nice and low. Though… I think we should leave the readers behind. For… well incase things get a little too hot. The sun could fry the recorder after all. Very well. I’ll meet you outside, and hurry up, or perhaps I’ll no longer be in the mood for the heat.

[ask-ridgephos]

*casually walks up to Xephos* Hi :3 *hugs*. *Skips over to Ridge* Hi :3 *hugs*. *Skips away happily* Byeeeee~

…Well that certainly happened. Darling, did that little one have… rabbit ears? Or am I seeing things? How are all of these people finding our house, Ridge? And for that matter, who taught them it was okay to hug people they don’t know? And since when does Minecraftia have rabbit people? I’m not sure how they’re finding the house but I may have to make the fence more secure. I suppose they can see how nice we are? I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a rabbit person before. We may have to investigate this, darling. Seems a bit strange that we’d have such strange visitors like that all of a sudden.

It’s not that seeing a smiling face every once in a while isn’t great it’s just not safe. What if one of those smiling faces came with a chainsaw? That’s true… Maybe we should consider creating a defense system for around the perimeter? We’ll have to make sure Mault and Creek don’t decide to help. I’d prefer them not getting hurt, but knowing them they’ll want to help in some way. Why, Ridge? Why? Why must you get Mault and Creek involved in everything? And how could you possibly know they would want to help? Lot of help they’d be, two creepers who won’t explode. I like getting them involved! Makes them feel like part of the family! Plus they get involved anyway. You know how they are. They could scare intruders at least, you know how they like to pop out from random places and all.

Do I ever. And besides, they aren’t part of the family. They’re pets who are too creepily kind for their own good. That makes them part of the family in my book! Besides, they care about you and your well being a lot Xephos! Don’t you remember when they brought you apples to try and make you feel better that one time? While I admit that may have been kind of them, they are still weird. I know they are, darling. You’ll get used to them, maybe one day you’ll even grow to like them as much as I do! It’s not that I won’t try for you, Ridgey, it’s just that I wholeheartedly do not see me liking Mault and Creek on the horizon…or ever. Well, I’ll settle for tolerating them near the house for now. I do appreciate how much you try for me, Darling. Mm~ I’m glad. It’s only because I love you.

And I love you, very much in return. Really? How much~? How much? Oh darling, I’ll be counting the ways endlessly if you let me. How about instead I show you how much I love you. Show me? And what might that entail? Oh, a little of this… and a little of that. How about we go upstairs and I’ll give you a little taste now~? Perhaps I don’t want a little taste, hm~? Perhaps I want a whole slice. Oho~ Well… if you want the whole taste then… why don’t I just take care of that now. Come here, Darling. Let me carry you upstairs~ Ridge you don’t have to- Ridge! Ah, be careful! One of these days you’re going to drop me trying to be my knight in shining armour~

I’d never drop you, Darling! Even if something like that did occur you’d always have something soft to land on. That’s all good and well-Oh! Ridge, watch the door frames! I would like to be conscious for this if you don’t mind~ Oop! Sorry, Darling! I would like you to be conscious too! Here, let me just- there now you won’t get your head hit. Though carrying you like this is a lot more fun for me~ I get to give you little kisses as we go~ Hm~ well hurry up so you can kiss me all over~ Of course, Darling~! As quick as I can~

[ask-ridgephos]

Ridge, what is the cutest thing Xeph does in your opinion? and Xeph, what's yours about Ridge?

Oh? Had a rough day, darling? Care to talk about it? Or would you rather me just rub the tension out of your shoulders, hm? There isn’t much to say really. We blew up the Jaffa Factory and now we have to find a whole new—ugh. I don’t even have time to talk about it! I’ve to make dinner still, and the study is a mess, and… Whoooa slow down, darling! Goodness, you’re getting tense right before my eyes. Here, sit for just a moment. Dinner and cleaning can wait… how’s that feel?

Ohhhh, mm, Ridge that feels divine. I think I figured out what part of you is “god.” It’s your hands. Oh yes, right there… I’m glad that feels good… oh? My hands, hmm? Well my touch certainly does make you melt~ Hmm, are you sure you aren’t using magic on me? Me? Use magic? I would never. I prefer enchanting you in other ways, like I am now~ You really are…I feel like I could melt or fall asleep, I don’t know which…Notch, that’s a good spot! Well I hope you fall asleep! I wouldn’t want to have to mop you up and put you in a liquid container!

You were very tight there, Darling. Goodness! You would have knots too if you did what I do for a living. Hmm, can I lay on you, my hot water bottle? Of course you can, darling. I’m more than happy to be your hot water bottle. Come here~ I’m just going to rest my eyes here, just for a moment, Mr. Golden Eyes. Why are you so happy, hm? Why am I so happy? Well, I get to cuddle you for starters. That’s no fun. You have to…lay still while I get to use you as…a pillow. Alright, I’ll hold still… how’s that, Darling? 'Sgood. Buhwhat 'bout dinner, Ridgey? Dinner? Well… How about I order something in from your favorite place? ‘Skinda spensive. It’s not that expensive. Don’t you worry about that… Just relax and I’ll take care of it. Hmn, y’know what I like. I’m jusgunna rest m’eyes for a minute… I do… of course, darling. Rest well…

[ask-ridgephos]

Perhaps our readers have finally grown tired of us. We have so few questions to answer, maybe I can finally relax for an evening...

(TaylorMod: Hey, send us some asks, folks!)

[ask-ridgephos]

M!A Ridge is suddenly a female XD

What’s the rush, Darling? Come on! This could be fun. Fun? Ridge, what are you… Mmnh! Mmm~ R-Ridge…! We need to focus! I am, Darling. I’m more than focused~ Well, yes but on the enTIRE-nn-ly wrong th-thing! I don’t know about that, darling. I quite think I’m focused on the right thing. You’re getting goosebumps from just my fingertips running over your sides~ Well I-I…your figure is rather tantalizing and we did do some things when I got turned into a woman… We certainly did quite a few things~ NO! No, Ridge, we can do whatever you want later, but we have got to find a cure.

You didn’t happen to write it down the last time, did you? Really, Darling? Are you sure? Oh… fine. I believe I did? Somewhere over there on the desk… I think. You wrote it down? Good. And then maybe, mm~ when we find it, mmph~ we can reevaluate the situation, hm? Yes, it’s somewhere on that desk over, Mm~… There. Of course, darling. We’ll certainly reevaluate things… Though it’s quite hard resisting the temptation of running my hands all over you… Everything feels rather different. Oh, I remember how that feels…I quite remember exactly what you did to make me feel better…Ah! Here it is. Rather simple potion, surprisingly… Oh I remember too… Simple yes, lets hope I have all the ingredients. I think I do… Netherwart, ender eyes, flower petals, and ghast tears? No wonder that potion tasted awful. It’s a shame I don’t let you cheat more, fix things with magic. But it’s called cheating for a reason…

Yes, of course. We have to do everything ‘legit’. You’re just eating this up aren’t you, darling? Well it’s a shame i’m quite enjoying myself like this. I mean look at these boobs! And these hips! You do have quite the figure like this…I still like man-you better, though. Now, do you have all the ingredients? Well, I’m certainly glad that you like man-me better. I believe I do. It’s just finding them in these chests. Perhaps if you were organized we could get work done sooner and move quicker to the play. Well it’s hard to be oganized when I have so many projects going! I think… ah! Here’s some of it! I know I need to tone down my projects but it’s rather difficult. And you think I take on too much? Here’s the ghast tears…. Well! Sometimes you do. You’ve come home in awful moods sometimes because of all the stress you put yourself under… aha! Here’s the Netherwart! Now where are those ender eyes…

That’s no excuse for you working so hard. Notch, don’t be such a follower. If I jumped off a bridge, would you? Ah, flower petals. Does it matter what color? Yes. I would jump straight off behind you. No, multicolored is fine, Darling! But the difference is I would die and you would live. I can’t seem to find any ender eyes… Not necessarily, Darling. You’d be surprised what could kill me that I know of… Oh they should be up here. Aha! Here they are. Alright, I think we have everything. Is now really the time to have a discussion of what kills you? Here, put your ingredients on the desk and…still want to have some fun now that we’re positive I can fix you? Well, you brought the topic up! Well… If you’d like to, Darling. I wouldn’t mind~ That doesn’t matter! It was a discussion of risk and~…oh nevermind that. You just lay yourself down on that chaise~, lift up your skirt~, and let me do all the work…

[ask-ridgephos]

Modpost: Sorry for the theme changes going on again. I think I finally found one that works. I'm just trying to find a decent color scheme now! So It's still a bit under construction and should be done soon. <3