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🌟 Welcome to the Ask Rifty Blog! 🦋
“Rifty wait! Where are you going?”
hiding under the covers “I can’t handle so many questions at once!” “I-It’s okay! You don’t have to answer them all at once! Just take your time, okay?”
“O-Okay”
Want to learn more about Rifty? Read about their story here! We can’t wait to hear your questions! This blog is officially open for asks!
Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?
What kind of ignorant fool would ask such a meaningless (and rather grammatically incoherent) message? - ⚔️ 🦇
I have…no idea what this means, or how they expected Rifty to answer that… (it’s a good thing we proofread these…) - 🧃
Hey! That question ain’t pointless! The answer is obviously unlimited bacon! - 👑 🐧
Please don’t endorse these kinds of questions, sire… - ⚔️ 🦇
Hai everyone! This is your lovely host, Kirby! Sorry if it’s been a while since the last post, things have been so busy around here that I haven’t been able to keep track of your letters! - 🌟
Indeed, castle renovations can be rather costly and time-consuming, as well as maintaining both the Waddle Dee Village here in Dream Land and the town in the New World, please do forgive us… - ⚔️🦇
But don’t you worry your pretty little heads and think we’re done yet! We still got plenty more answers to send right back at ya! We just need some time to focus on other things, y’know? - 👑🐧
We’re all really excited to get back to answering all of your lovely questions! We’re even willing to take questions for ourselves if you have any! - 🧃
We hope to be seeing all of you very soon 💜 - 🦋
From a scale of 1-10 how huggable is Meta Knight? This is important
“A Perfect 10”
Which one of you are older than the other?
“…I think Kirby wins this one”
“Where is this floating text coming from?”
We don’t actually know how old Rifty is, so we’re just using the day she arrived as a reference point - 🌟
It is entirely possible that she is indeed this young, astral starborns have relatively high maturity rates and lifespans after all, tis not outside the realm of possibility that she is entirely newborn (plus, there was that star too) - ⚔️🦇
How’d it feel growing horns?
“Who is it Kirby?”
“Uhh, no one in particular! Just some other astral out there that he met once!”
“Ooh I’d love to meet them! I haven’t seen anyone else in Dream Land with horns!”
“Y-yeah! I think you two would get along pretty well…”
Meta Knight once said that horns are like, really really rare among our kind, I have no idea how Rifty managed to be born with them, and Meta is just as confused! - 🌟
From: @shibuyatoastedcursor
To: Rifty
Hiya Rifty! Nice to meet you, you can call me Honey Toast Anon, so how's stuff going for you?
“It is really nice here, the flowers are all so pretty and the people have all been so kind, I even got to meet the king! Can you believe that? Oh, I could go on and on about how much I love it here and…Kirby?”
“mmm…so good…so yummy…”
“…he’s gone, isn’t he?”
One day, a magical mailbox with the names “Kirby & Rifty” painted on its side appears in front of you.
You don’t quite know what it does, but when you open it, there seems to be a portal of sorts in it.
What ever could happen if a letter were to go through it? Who would receive it? Who are the people whose names are loving painted on it?
Well, there is only one way to find out, isn’t there?
Are you up to it?