BITCHES DON'T KNOW 'BOUT MY TONGUE.

PEOPLE BETTER FACKIN' TALK T' ME.

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

THE MUN MUST SLEEP TONIGHT

NIIIGHT.

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

-he stare at him finally in silence- I undestand but you know what? -touching his lips- I looove the forplay  -winking to him- and you have a picture of me so this is like a challenge

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

I DO NOT HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU.

>8///I -snorts after he dropped him-

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

-he tryied to disappear but it was to late- dammit Toad ! -trying to push him down- it hurts ! it really hurts ! Im gonna take revenge for that ! -sitting on top of him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-knocked over and tries spitting mucus in his face, kicking out his legs to try and roll them around on the ground-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Dont you dare ! -when he tried to spit mucus- And this isnt even for that picture of me that you used to .. for you know what !! I dont know how you sleep at night ! -he couldnt shutup even when he was rollying-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

SHUT UP. SHUT. UP.

-trying to punch him in the face as they roll along, lashing his tongue out to stick right in the middle of his FACE-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

-trying no to laugh- hey no! wait ! just a minute ! wait ! -in shock- eeew ! you just taste me? -cleaning his face- I knew you love my looks but this, you could just ask me a date !

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

What is your problem?! -grabbing where he hit him- Im gonna eat all your food Im gonna do pranks on you  but before all that ! BAMF ! -appearing at his right licking his cheek- payback !

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

WHA’ IS MY PROBLEM?

WHA’ IS MY PROBLEM?!

Y’RE MY PROBLEM.

Y’ COME IN HERE, ACTIN’ LIKE I- -kladjshfaksdfhasdklfasdkgfaskdgf EWWWW- -grabs his face in both hands and squishes his cheeks-

>8C

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Like what? come on say it! -laughing hard for his reaction- you were the one who taste me first ! I just wanted to know how you taste ! and nop you dont taste like lemon .. -trying to scape- Toad my cheeks are going to fall ! 

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Listen to me. Lis'sen, an' lis'sen good, alrigh'? -making him look right into his eyes- We are no' an item, an' I will never, never, be attracted to you. D'you understand?

-STARE-

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

-he tryied to disappear but it was to late- dammit Toad ! -trying to push him down- it hurts ! it really hurts ! Im gonna take revenge for that ! -sitting on top of him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-knocked over and tries spitting mucus in his face, kicking out his legs to try and roll them around on the ground-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Dont you dare ! -when he tried to spit mucus- And this isnt even for that picture of me that you used to .. for you know what !! I dont know how you sleep at night ! -he couldnt shutup even when he was rollying-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

SHUT UP. SHUT. UP.

-trying to punch him in the face as they roll along, lashing his tongue out to stick right in the middle of his FACE-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

-trying no to laugh- hey no! wait ! just a minute ! wait ! -in shock- eeew ! you just taste me? -cleaning his face- I knew you love my looks but this, you could just ask me a date !

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

What is your problem?! -grabbing where he hit him- Im gonna eat all your food Im gonna do pranks on you  but before all that ! BAMF ! -appearing at his right licking his cheek- payback !

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

WHA' IS MY PROBLEM?

WHA' IS MY PROBLEM?!

Y'RE MY PROBLEM.

Y' COME IN HERE, ACTIN' LIKE I- -kladjshfaksdfhasdklfasdkgfaskdgf EWWWW- -grabs his face in both hands and squishes his cheeks-

>8C

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

-he tryied to disappear but it was to late- dammit Toad ! -trying to push him down- it hurts ! it really hurts ! Im gonna take revenge for that ! -sitting on top of him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-knocked over and tries spitting mucus in his face, kicking out his legs to try and roll them around on the ground-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Dont you dare ! -when he tried to spit mucus- And this isnt even for that picture of me that you used to .. for you know what !! I dont know how you sleep at night ! -he couldnt shutup even when he was rollying-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

SHUT UP. SHUT. UP.

-trying to punch him in the face as they roll along, lashing his tongue out to stick right in the middle of his FACE-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

-trying no to laugh- hey no! wait ! just a minute ! wait ! -in shock- eeew ! you just taste me? -cleaning his face- I knew you love my looks but this, you could just ask me a date !

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

-he tryied to disappear but it was to late- dammit Toad ! -trying to push him down- it hurts ! it really hurts ! Im gonna take revenge for that ! -sitting on top of him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-knocked over and tries spitting mucus in his face, kicking out his legs to try and roll them around on the ground-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Dont you dare ! -when he tried to spit mucus- And this isnt even for that picture of me that you used to .. for you know what !! I dont know how you sleep at night ! -he couldnt shutup even when he was rollying-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

SHUT UP. SHUT. UP.

-trying to punch him in the face as they roll along, lashing his tongue out to stick right in the middle of his FACE-

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

-he tryied to disappear but it was to late- dammit Toad ! -trying to push him down- it hurts ! it really hurts ! Im gonna take revenge for that ! -sitting on top of him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-knocked over and tries spitting mucus in his face, kicking out his legs to try and roll them around on the ground-

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

ugh ! hey ! Im not a punching bag !, I told you but you didnt believe me ! BAMF ! -appearing with Toad in different places whithout releazing him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

GET OFF’A ME Y’ FUCKIN’ RAPIST. I’M CALLIN’ IT RIGH’ NOW! -tries to spit in his face but can’t because HE’S BEHIND HIM-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Rapist?! Im gonna put something in your mouth if you keep trying to spit on me ! , calm down is not like Im gonna do something bad to you ! well not right now ! -hugging him closer-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-smushes his face with both his webbed hands, bending backwards over his arms completely because FUCK YOU ANATOMY I’M A MUTANT- Nooooooooooooooooooooo.

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

-that scared the hell outta of him- holy shit ! -without thinking- Toad ! -grabbing his tongue when the other yell at him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-SQUEALS IN PAIN AND BITES HIM-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

hurts ! it hurts ! -finally releasing him- and thats what I get for just hugging you Im gonna die and its gonna be your fault -a little bit dramatic-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Bluh! -spits out a blue hairball- As if! I ain’ diseased or nothin’! -snarls and goes to bite him again, his face this time-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Oh my cool hair ! -trying to put a distance- Are you gonna hug me now? -with a nervous laugh- noo my face no ! Im to handsome ! 

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Y' gonna get it now, y' fuzzy creep! -snarls and leaps at him, snapping his rather sharp teeth at the other all the while-

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

ugh ! hey ! Im not a punching bag !, I told you but you didnt believe me ! BAMF ! -appearing with Toad in different places whithout releazing him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

GET OFF’A ME Y’ FUCKIN’ RAPIST. I’M CALLIN’ IT RIGH’ NOW! -tries to spit in his face but can’t because HE’S BEHIND HIM-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Rapist?! Im gonna put something in your mouth if you keep trying to spit on me ! , calm down is not like Im gonna do something bad to you ! well not right now ! -hugging him closer-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-smushes his face with both his webbed hands, bending backwards over his arms completely because FUCK YOU ANATOMY I’M A MUTANT- Nooooooooooooooooooooo.

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

-that scared the hell outta of him- holy shit ! -without thinking- Toad ! -grabbing his tongue when the other yell at him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-SQUEALS IN PAIN AND BITES HIM-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

hurts ! it hurts ! -finally releasing him- and thats what I get for just hugging you Im gonna die and its gonna be your fault -a little bit dramatic-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Bluh! -spits out a blue hairball- As if! I ain' diseased or nothin'! -snarls and goes to bite him again, his face this time-

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

ugh ! hey ! Im not a punching bag !, I told you but you didnt believe me ! BAMF ! -appearing with Toad in different places whithout releazing him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

GET OFF’A ME Y’ FUCKIN’ RAPIST. I’M CALLIN’ IT RIGH’ NOW! -tries to spit in his face but can’t because HE’S BEHIND HIM-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Rapist?! Im gonna put something in your mouth if you keep trying to spit on me ! , calm down is not like Im gonna do something bad to you ! well not right now ! -hugging him closer-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-smushes his face with both his webbed hands, bending backwards over his arms completely because FUCK YOU ANATOMY I’M A MUTANT- Nooooooooooooooooooooo.

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

-that scared the hell outta of him- holy shit ! -without thinking- Toad ! -grabbing his tongue when the other yell at him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-SQUEALS IN PAIN AND BITES HIM-

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

ugh ! hey ! Im not a punching bag !, I told you but you didnt believe me ! BAMF ! -appearing with Toad in different places whithout releazing him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

GET OFF’A ME Y’ FUCKIN’ RAPIST. I’M CALLIN’ IT RIGH’ NOW! -tries to spit in his face but can’t because HE’S BEHIND HIM-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Rapist?! Im gonna put something in your mouth if you keep trying to spit on me ! , calm down is not like Im gonna do something bad to you ! well not right now ! -hugging him closer-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-smushes his face with both his webbed hands, bending backwards over his arms completely because FUCK YOU ANATOMY I'M A MUTANT- Nooooooooooooooooooooo.

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

ugh ! hey ! Im not a punching bag !, I told you but you didnt believe me ! BAMF ! -appearing with Toad in different places whithout realizing him-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

GET OFF'A ME Y' FUCKIN' RAPIST. I'M CALLIN' IT RIGH' NOW! -tries to spit in his face but can't because HE'S BEHIND HIM-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

BACK

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

METALOCALYPSE GUYS

BE BACK AFTER.

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Where´s all your cuteness?! I feel hurt

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

I’M. NOT. CUTE.

GET THA’ THROUGH Y’ SKULL, SAVVY?

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Yeah Yeah maybe I believe you but I know you sooo

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Excuse fuckin’ moi? You don’ know me. How th’ fack d’y’ even think y’ know me??

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Seriously? I can teleport do you really think I dont watch all of you?

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

…

…..

…….

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Sooo that photo in your room where I was? what does it mean?

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Y-Y’ A SICK FUCK. Y’ BEEN WATCHIN’ ME?! IN MOI ROOM?! Y’ KNOW WHA’ I DO IN THERE?!

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

OH HELL I DO ! and you know what? you haven´t answer about the photo

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Get outta my face.

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Oh come on ! Im a boy too you know? so you dont have to feel embarassed, You have a photo of me I should be the one to feel like that !

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

I DO NO’ HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN’ ABOUT?!

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Seriously? Next to your bed? in that little table near some posters, do you remember now? You kinky toad

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Y’ a crazy fuck an’ I’m gonna ignore y’ now.

-turns around, sits, and crosses his arms-

Yup.

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Oww you dont have to be so angry I was just mm doing some research yeah! BAMF! -appears right to his left- Toad? BAMF! -appears at his right- Toad ! Im gonna hug you If you keep ignoring me !  

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-IG-FUCKING-NORE.-

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

BAMF -appears at his back- I told you soo -hugging Toad from behind-

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

ALKDSFHAKLDFJHASDKLJFHADSKLF -starts flailing around- AKLDSJFNO. NO. NO.NONONONONONONO.

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Where´s all your cuteness?! I feel hurt

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

I’M. NOT. CUTE.

GET THA’ THROUGH Y’ SKULL, SAVVY?

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Yeah Yeah maybe I believe you but I know you sooo

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Excuse fuckin’ moi? You don’ know me. How th’ fack d’y’ even think y’ know me??

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Seriously? I can teleport do you really think I dont watch all of you?

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

…

…..

…….

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Sooo that photo in your room where I was? what does it mean?

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Y-Y’ A SICK FUCK. Y’ BEEN WATCHIN’ ME?! IN MOI ROOM?! Y’ KNOW WHA’ I DO IN THERE?!

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

OH HELL I DO ! and you know what? you haven´t answer about the photo

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Get outta my face.

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Oh come on ! Im a boy too you know? so you dont have to feel embarassed, You have a photo of me I should be the one to feel like that !

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

I DO NO’ HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN’ ABOUT?!

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Seriously? Next to your bed? in that little table near some posters, do you remember now? You kinky toad

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Y’ a crazy fuck an’ I’m gonna ignore y’ now.

-turns around, sits, and crosses his arms-

Yup.

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Oww you dont have to be so angry I was just mm doing some research yeah! BAMF! -appears right to his left- Toad? BAMF! -appears at his right- Toad ! Im gonna hug you If you keep ignoring me !  

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

-IG-FUCKING-NORE.-

[squidbiscuit]

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Where´s all your cuteness?! I feel hurt

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

I’M. NOT. CUTE.

GET THA’ THROUGH Y’ SKULL, SAVVY?

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Yeah Yeah maybe I believe you but I know you sooo

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Excuse fuckin’ moi? You don’ know me. How th’ fack d’y’ even think y’ know me??

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Seriously? I can teleport do you really think I dont watch all of you?

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

…

…..

…….

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Sooo that photo in your room where I was? what does it mean?

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Y-Y’ A SICK FUCK. Y’ BEEN WATCHIN’ ME?! IN MOI ROOM?! Y’ KNOW WHA’ I DO IN THERE?!

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

OH HELL I DO ! and you know what? you haven´t answer about the photo

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Get outta my face.

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Oh come on ! Im a boy too you know? so you dont have to feel embarassed, You have a photo of me I should be the one to feel like that !

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

I DO NO’ HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN’ ABOUT?!

[nightcrawler-kurt-deactivated20]

Seriously? Next to your bed? in that little table near some posters, do you remember now? You kinky toad

[ask-sassy-toad-blog]

Y' a crazy fuck an' I'm gonna ignore y' now.

-turns around, sits, and crosses his arms-

Yup.