Scp-076

Ask me anything you want !just don't be rude or disrespectful I don't accept any racism,homophobia,transphobia,NSFW,OR ANYTHING FREAKY!etc.i'll reply when I can. I DEMAND INTERACTIONS. Scp ask blog.EST if you wanna interact. Pfp artist is by Cassketti!

[ask-scp-076]

welcome to my blog

(Remake of my previous intro to my blog)

Apparently, I have a blog now.or so I’ve been told it’s called a blog.

According to Foundation staff, "normal people" keep blogs. Since I have been informed that repeatedly causing constant death is not considered a healthy social activity, this is apparently the next best option.One of the researchers suggested it would be a "productive outlet" for my thoughts, although I highly doubt it.

Despite this , the foundation has given me access to this page.

This blog will mainly be where I’m posting my thoughts,stores and whatever I find worth sharing.i am unsure of how often I will post, and I don’t particularly care about keeping a schedule.if I have something to say, I will say it, if not, I won’t.

authors note: hey this is js a remake of my old introduction. (Other blogs: @ask-me-073 , @bawonki , @scp-079-askblog) also pls go follow my friends @ask-underwood , @jackson-starrelle , @bernadette-loves-ducks , @butterflyenjoyer ,etc. also I’m gonna mainly be remaking some old aspects I used to do so pardon me for my new writing and behaviors I wanna get more into character

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hi mod

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OOC:

yo I forgot to tell ya’ll I got swimmers ear in both ears and I can’t post bc of the pain I’m in rn. This swimmers ear ain’t no joke 🫩

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Have you ever seen a bearded vulture ? If not, ask one of those humans to show you a picture. I know you probably do not care much for animal's appearances, but these ones look pretty fetching, they mostly eat bones and their fiery-looking plumage comes from them rolling around in red (as in, tainted by iron) mud for some unknowable reason.

I don't know I just think they are neat.

- Cendre

A bearded vulture…

No, I have not seen one.

I suppose I could ask one of the humans to show me an image, though I do not see much reason to. It is a bird that eats bones and covers itself in red mud. Strange, but hardly important.

If you think it is interesting, then fine.

I do not.

[ask-scp-076]

Im a lesbiab

Lesbiam

Less Bien

Girls !

- Iris

So, Iris. You like girls. Noted.👍🏽

If this is who you are, then so be it. There is no dishonor in it.

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"Wha wha killing is not a healthy social activity" omg, the people you hang around have NO concept of fun I swear, plus, the physical exercise of the chase IS healthy to all participants /hj

- Cendre

…Hah.

“not a healthy social activity.” A human would say that.

They call it unhealthy because it removes their illusions of safety and control.

I do not share their concern.

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cover them up slut.

OOC:I don’t think he is. Unc just likes them bare Ig🤔🤷🏽‍♂️.

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OOC:Unc is feeling himself, don’t kill his flow now.

(Authors note: I feel like whenever I draw him he always looks different each time, probably because I locked in and didn’t rush this time)

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“What are five nice things you like about yourself?” ~ From @chitterskit

I am still here.

That is one.

I have not failed in a way that mattered. That is another.

The rest are irrelevant.

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Do you ever even shower?

...

..I do not “live” in the way you mean it.

Blood, dirt, containment—none of it matters for long.

When it does, it is dealt with.

That is all you need to know.

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You need to see this, Abel. I think you’d love it!

Hm.

...That's clever.

I thought you were exaggerating, but it does look like a sheep once it's filled.

The illusion is convincing.

...Not bad

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Authors note :it’s been a while since I’ve drawn my sweet king Abel so I decided to draw him. it’s not much but I hope it’ll suffice.👀

eat up guys.

(this was a lazy drawing)

[butterflyenjoyer]

IM NOT EVEN MAD HE ATE MY FOOD ANYMORE 🤤

[ask-scp-076]

authors note :sit tf down 😭

[butterflyenjoyer]

Why you bulleh meh 😥

[ask-scp-076]

Authors note : bc ur doing dumb shi🫩

[butterflyenjoyer]

Okay am sorry

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Authors note :it’s been a while since I’ve drawn my sweet king Abel so I decided to draw him. it’s not much but I hope it’ll suffice.👀

eat up guys.

(this was a lazy drawing)

[gigir0]

ACKKKKKK IDHGEISJSGEUBEHE 😳😳😳😳 IM DEVOURING THAT SHII

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Authors note: Woahhhh chill

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Authors note!see guys they can get along (kinda)

Abel why u so mad cuh.

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Authors note :it’s been a while since I’ve drawn my sweet king Abel so I decided to draw him. it’s not much but I hope it’ll suffice.👀

eat up guys.

(this was a lazy drawing)

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You honestly are a McRib kinda guy. Also, oreo mcflurry or m&m? 👀

You keep naming things as if I should already know them. McRib… I do not know of this… “McRib.”

Is it meat? It sounds like meat. I will eat it if it is meat.

As for the other choices… Oreo McFlurry or M&M… I recognize neither of these. I only understand that they are food, and they are likely sweet. I do not care which.

Give me the colder one. If both are cold, give me the one with the most in it. If both are of equal portion, I will take both.

I am not being difficult. your naming system is just confusing.

(he’s so unc 😭😭 guys we need to feed him new foods!)

[flamingsunleaves]

Hmm… I think you’d love a simple pot roast. 💪

[ask-scp-076]

A pot roast…I’m interested.

[ask-scp-076]

You honestly are a McRib kinda guy. Also, oreo mcflurry or m&m? 👀

You keep naming things as if I should already know them. McRib… I do not know of this… “McRib.”

Is it meat? It sounds like meat. I will eat it if it is meat.

As for the other choices… Oreo McFlurry or M&M… I recognize neither of these. I only understand that they are food, and they are likely sweet. I do not care which.

Give me the colder one. If both are cold, give me the one with the most in it. If both are of equal portion, I will take both.

I am not being difficult. your naming system is just confusing.

(he’s so unc 😭😭 guys we need to feed him new foods!)

[whiteice-87]

@ask-scp-076 Mcrib is a minced pork sandwich with barbecue sauce if you were wondering. As for Mcflurry, yes, these both are cold and also sweet but mostly cold. Dig the fuck in.

[ask-scp-076]

Hm..Interesting.