Askinate Herr Doctor Spankoflex

  Cack! Am christened Herr Doktor Spankoflex, namesplapped with Essy-Pee toothreethree and Steven.   (An ask blog for SCP-2337)  

[herpsandbirds]

Corn Crake aka Landrail (Crex crex), HE SCREMMM!!!, family Rallidae, order Gruiformes, Slovakia

photograph by Peter Gaľo

[ask-scp-2337]

CACK! A imapicsplain of selftruly!

[ask-scp-2337]

Do you like bread?

Salutations! Grumble crumbles make the tumbo sing, but is indeed peckable. Fellow tumbo-doctor say to reduce peckables, pish posh. Consumnate apple seeds and continue pip pop!

[tzeentchs-secretary-tea-time]

Ordero Birb Present! We shall supply the cute!

@tzeentchs-secretary

Cack! Flip flap and feathers, across the spangled multitudes!

[ask-scp-2337]

Hello! Why do you enjoy gummy worms so much?

Cack! What ho, lonesome questionarre! Shall extemporize henceforth!

Hast thou quaffed mealywheelies from far icefall Venus, otherwise flap-flew along the silky skyway for blinkenlights? Haversome, then conclude stranglefruits are compare beyond compare! Haversomenot, sad this. Outwards with you, comsume thusly and bring back shmackos distribute just!

(Initiating translation software: Greetings, anon! I shall explain promptly.

Have you drunk [untranslatable] from Venus, or traveled to the Milky Way for [untranslatable]? If so, then you shall know that gummy worms are far better than any of these things (presumably all delicacies)! If you have not, I recommend you go out and do so, as well as bring some back to share.)

[ask-scp-2337]

Am Greetings

Cack! Henlo readersqueaks and wayward wingwards in the great spidersteps! Mister Boss Man and Mister Lightbulb bring me great peckpoker to send-saws aluminum cans and other curiosities! Ask no questions and shall tell no lies, for Mister Lightbulb puts the black on whisperflows. 

(Translation: feel free to ask SCP-2337 any questions, but be aware that any sensitive information will be redacted as necessary.)