Hey, it's your roommate @ask-kaveh !
(And since I'm on a side blog, I can't say this directly, don't you dare this it's because I'm not brave enough to say what I'm about to say to your stupid genius face!!)
So anyway I've discovered some sort of advanced mechanical life form through Mehrak's new features that connect me to something like the Akasha called Teyvat-Wide-Web... Oh actually you're using it now, hehe. So you know. Anyway they're called Artificial Intelligence, or AI for short. And I couldn't help but notice how in your signature, the "L" in your Al- prefix looks more like an "I". Like, AI-Haitham. (Read ay-eye-hey-sam)
((Also yes, I have an accent which turns "Th" into "S".))
So yeah anyway. Yeah. I am suspicious you might be AI. Your coldness and emotionlessness and general lack of humanity is only proof for my hypothesis.
Also no, I am not drunk-texting you from the tavern again. You can ask Lambda. I mean Lambad. *Hic*
*face plams and sighs* I don’t know what I’m going to do with you but I’m coming to pick you up. You are drunk very drunk it’s clearly obvious.











