Alhaitham

[ask-scribe-alhaitham]

Hey, it's your roommate @ask-kaveh !

(And since I'm on a side blog, I can't say this directly, don't you dare this it's because I'm not brave enough to say what I'm about to say to your stupid genius face!!)

So anyway I've discovered some sort of advanced mechanical life form through Mehrak's new features that connect me to something like the Akasha called Teyvat-Wide-Web... Oh actually you're using it now, hehe. So you know. Anyway they're called Artificial Intelligence, or AI for short. And I couldn't help but notice how in your signature, the "L" in your Al- prefix looks more like an "I". Like, AI-Haitham. (Read ay-eye-hey-sam)

((Also yes, I have an accent which turns "Th" into "S".))

So yeah anyway. Yeah. I am suspicious you might be AI. Your coldness and emotionlessness and general lack of humanity is only proof for my hypothesis.

Also no, I am not drunk-texting you from the tavern again. You can ask Lambda. I mean Lambad. *Hic*

*face plams and sighs* I don’t know what I’m going to do with you but I’m coming to pick you up. You are drunk very drunk it’s clearly obvious.

[ask-kaveh]

I’m just... Speechless.

@ask-scribe-alhaitham​ What is wrong with you?

[ask-scribe-alhaitham]

-_- you are acting like a child. What am I going to do with you?

[ask-kaveh]

So you have time to make a blog but not move out of my house -_- or at least pay the rent you owe.

"Oh, it's you!!"

He sighs deeply and rolls his eyes.

"How did you find me here? Also... So much for supportive friends... Look, I'm working on it, okay? Just give me a few more days and I promise... You'll never see me again. And you'll get your precious mora as well."

"He doesn't even see how much I help around the house! And I do that while my job is so much more difficult than his..." He mutters to himself very quietly.

[ask-scribe-alhaitham]

I found you when you left whatever device you use for this website.

Alhaitham sighs and shakes his head slightly.

You should really be more careful next time for you lucky it was just me.

He cares but this man isn’t good with emotions

[ask-scribe-alhaitham]

al haitham pookie kinda fine ngl 😣😣💗

I appreciate it but it’s a little to early let me get my coffee first.

[ask-scribe-alhaitham]

I’m Alhaitham the Akademiya scribe. If you wish to send me an ask please do so through the proper format.

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