siclaire coulé

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Introduction

Info under the cut!

Siclaire Coulè

He/Him

23

6’4

Actor at Global Studios/DJ/Musician

Siclaire is a strange man, often spending his time making music. However, he is highly social and would definitely talk your head off. He and Tauer are essentially two sides of the same coin, they are practically inseparable. He, too, was mentored by Matt Engarde. Siclaire, on the other hand, acts as the main villain in the show in which Tauer acts in. He is a hobbyist musician and often mixes for Alvaro’s music, despite the difference in studios.

Siclaire often hides his proper feelings to most people, in actuality, he has started to have a growing jealousy of Tauer due to his recognisably and role within the show. Often times, he acts rather over-the-top because of this, in an attempt to overshadow the actor he once saw as equal.

I am a minor, as of writing this, 17 to be exact therefore I will not be doing anything NSFW, please and thank you!

Shipping is fine, ask for permission.

You’re free to also interact as canon/oc characters, or just ask questions too!

Oh yes he also likes bugs and reptiles so there are some tags you can block if you dont fw that!!!

#siclaire talks bugs

#siclaire talks reptiles

You can ask the same question twice! Kind of like pressing him about certain topics!!!

Appearance:

[ask-siclaire-coule]

If you weren’t an actor what would you want to do for a job!

Law stuff. It’d be funny.

[ask-siclaire-coule]

I feel horrible again.

[ask-siclaire-coule]

Do you have a favourite movie that isn’t a steel samurai movie or..?

Think real hard…

I have a tattoo on my arm. It’s a symbol on the Evil Magistrate..

[ask-siclaire-coule]

Do you have a favourite movie?

Hm.

Do the Steel Samurai movies count?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

Why don’t you know how you feel about Raymond Pierce? From what I’ve seen all you guys do is argue with each other I would have assumed you would like hate each other

I argue with people for some reason. If that means I hate them then I guess you’re wrong.

I’m still not sure about him. Okay?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

What do you think of Raymond Pierce?

I don’t know.

[ask-siclaire-coule]

Yaaaawnn.. I’m bored.

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You and your uncle are so pathetic, you know? Imagine being related to such a man. You think you’re so special for it, don’t you? You can’t even hold a conversation with someone. Quit trying to act like you’re worth something at all. You’re not. The way you practically idolise a mere prosecutor is just laughable.

-🍋

Wow.

And here I thought we had reached some sort of mutual agreement between us Coulé.

You think that I am happy to be related to my uncle? You think I’m glad to be related to that man? Your deduction skills are laughable. As I think it is clear to anyone with a single working neural connection I am ashamed to be related to Gant I am ashamed that I ever looked up to him and I spend most of my time atoning for what he has done. I despise criminals and I despise the fact that I share blood with one even more.

And I will admit that I may not be the best at holding conversations, I am not perfect and neither is anyone else, especially not you Coulé.

And oh don’t get me started on me not being worth anything, I serve the people, I serve justice and help ensure that criminals get what they deserve. I may not be worth much to you but at least I try to help people. Pray tell, what do you do Coulé? What do you do that gives you any sort of worth? You act in a child’s TV show and pick fights with everyone and I’ve never seen you apologise once when it’s needed. How does that give you the right to say I have no worth?

Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth is a much better man than you will ever be. Don’t try and bring him into this dispute you are starting to create.

You’re pathetic. One day you’re going to do something you can’t take back and you will pay for it.

[ask-siclaire-coule]

You FUCKING listen to me here. Does it LOOK like I ever want to have a ‘mutual agreement’ with someone like you? Genuinely.

Keep flaunting the fact that you despise criminals. I dare you. Justice means nothing in the end, you’re just lucky enough not to have problems with people, it seems! If only someone had attacked you and you killed them with self defense… Would that make you a criminal?

But I am worth so much more than you will ever amount to, everyone knows that. If they believe otherwise then perhaps they should get their silly little head of theirs checked! I only act tor the money, even then it’s not enough.

You, however, seem to have this sort of righteousness just because you go into court and try to prove someone guilty. Maybe you’d be wrong, an innocent person would go to prison because of you, and you would be the one accountable. Does that make you a good person? Would you live with that? Maybe the person would end up dying because of you.

I don’t need to apologise to anyone, I am and have always been better than the people I ‘pick fights with’. Tell me otherwise. Tell me why I’m not.

Edgeworth is just a man who cheats his way into his verdicts, is he not? How could he be better this way? Does the forged evidence not show that he is not a good man?

If I am so pathetic, then why would I have you tell me that? Surely, if I was that pathetic I would’ve thought so. Doing something I can’t take back? Psh. Do you think I’d kill? Seriously?

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You’re just showing your lack of law knowledge at this point. Killing in self defence is not automatically a crime if it can be proved that it was in self defence. And if I did end up having the need to take a life in self defence, which will never happen, then I would be able to provide proof that it was in self defence thank you.

And I think you also fail to understand the job of a prosecutor Mr Coulé, a prosecutors job is to push against the defence, they both must work together to find the truth. My job is to play devils advocate against the defence as not all criminals appear as such on first glance, and you often need to dig deeper.

And I am not afraid to admit I am not perfect. I am fallible. That is why I am not the only one in a court room making the choices on who is innocent and who is guilty, that is what the judge, jury and defence attorney are for. I would be at blame but so would they. If after the process they are deemed guilty then there isn’t much I can do about it.

I think the biggest misconception you seem to have is that I am a good person. I am not. I am not a good person but I can try to do good things. That’s the biggest difference between you and me. At least I try. That’s all I can do isn’t it?

And you clearly have not done your research on the chief. He has once used forged evidence due to the fault of my uncle not fault of his own. He has over time grown and changed his values and he is not the same man he was when he was younger and even if he was he would be better than you. He is a good man because he cares for the people and for the truth.

I’m not sure who put such delusions of grandeur into your head about yourself. You are pathetic.

You are one of the most pathetic people that I know since you don’t understand you are pathetic. You have no awareness that you are so pitiful and that is what makes it worse. You think you are above everyone you refuse to listen to those you deem under you yet you shape yourself by how others see you. It’s ironic in a sense.

But well there is also the option that you know how worthless you are and this is all a cry for help, a cry for people to notice you. You want to be noticed and you want to be cared for and you want to be the one that people adore. But you aren’t. And you will never be.

Either way I pity you Coulé.

I really do.

And well I think it’s funny that your mind immediately went to murder first when I warned you of doing something you can’t take back. It says something about you doesn’t it?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

But you could’ve still killed. Why should I know the ins and outs of murder? I am just a regular person! Okay? Not a fucking law student. Do you not understand that most people don’t know that?

HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WHAT A PROSECUTOR’S THOUGHT PROCESS IS?

I’m not saying you’re perfect. And I don’t care about those other things! You know!

I try. I try so much to be good. Do you not know that? Does that just not phase you?

Again. I’m not a court guy. Why should I care? It happened and it shouldn’t matter to ME. But it should concern YOU!

I am not delusional. I am not. Why would I be delusional. If I’m so delusional then prove it. I am not pathetic either.

I know I’m not pathetic because I am worth so much more than what you think. I am better than you. Do you really think such a thing is the case? How would I shape myself by how other people see me, hm? You say this but it is entirely baseless. I am the most perfect person there is and ever will be.

Everyone notices me. Everyone cares for me. Everyone loves me. Those who seem to think otherwise do not know yet! I am the most important person in existence. It’s a fact. I don’t need to ‘cry for help’. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I always will be. Everyone cares about me. I know you do. I know it.

Why wouldn’t it be the thing that comes to my mind. You said I can’t take back and I’ll pay for it. That’s just killing, isn’t it?

[ask-raymond-pierce]

Right.

Okay before I say anything else I want to recommend a therapist? I’m not sure what’s going on here and I’m not sure I want to know.

Maybe I went too far accusing you of not trying to be good.. I’m sure you try. But are you okay? Like this is something..

I’m not entirely sure how to respond to this. This also seems like it supports my hypothesis of it being a call for help. Get help? Please?

And well I more meant in general you would make a bad choice and regret it. I’m concerned your mind immediately went to murder. Do you think of murder often?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

I am fine. More than fine, actually. Really good, to be honest! I don’t need therapy. Why would I? Like I said, I’m fine! Finest anyone could and ever will be! :)

I’m not getting help because I don’t need it! Geez..

I don’t regret a thing, okay? I don’t have any regrets, nor will I have any, okay? Perfect people such as myself do not waste their time regretting things! :)

Yes. I do. Do you have a problem with that? I think about it a lot, you know…

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You’re clearly not fine but it’s not like I can do anything about it.

But hm if you don’t mind me being nosy you often think about what?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

Hmmmm… Murder? Like.. You asked.. :P

It’d solve a lot of the things that go wrong! You know? I really want to.

[ask-raymond-pierce]

Don’t.

If you take offence to me calling you a bad person don’t cross the line.

You will regret it.

No one likes murders you know..

[ask-siclaire-coule]

Mmmmnnnoo I won’t regret it. Regretting things is stupid. I don’t regret anything. Pretty sure there are a lot of people who like murderers… :P

Especially if they look as cool as I do!

I’m a good person, and I always will be.

[ask-raymond-pierce]

I think I need to stop entertaining this particular delusion.

Get help.

Talk to someone you trust about this. Or the police.

Murders are not good people.

[ask-siclaire-coule]

I don’t waaaannaaaaa… What’s the police gonna do? Arrest me?

Pretty sure they are though!

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You and your uncle are so pathetic, you know? Imagine being related to such a man. You think you’re so special for it, don’t you? You can’t even hold a conversation with someone. Quit trying to act like you’re worth something at all. You’re not. The way you practically idolise a mere prosecutor is just laughable.

-🍋

Wow.

And here I thought we had reached some sort of mutual agreement between us Coulé.

You think that I am happy to be related to my uncle? You think I’m glad to be related to that man? Your deduction skills are laughable. As I think it is clear to anyone with a single working neural connection I am ashamed to be related to Gant I am ashamed that I ever looked up to him and I spend most of my time atoning for what he has done. I despise criminals and I despise the fact that I share blood with one even more.

And I will admit that I may not be the best at holding conversations, I am not perfect and neither is anyone else, especially not you Coulé.

And oh don’t get me started on me not being worth anything, I serve the people, I serve justice and help ensure that criminals get what they deserve. I may not be worth much to you but at least I try to help people. Pray tell, what do you do Coulé? What do you do that gives you any sort of worth? You act in a child’s TV show and pick fights with everyone and I’ve never seen you apologise once when it’s needed. How does that give you the right to say I have no worth?

Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth is a much better man than you will ever be. Don’t try and bring him into this dispute you are starting to create.

You’re pathetic. One day you’re going to do something you can’t take back and you will pay for it.

[ask-siclaire-coule]

You FUCKING listen to me here. Does it LOOK like I ever want to have a ‘mutual agreement’ with someone like you? Genuinely.

Keep flaunting the fact that you despise criminals. I dare you. Justice means nothing in the end, you’re just lucky enough not to have problems with people, it seems! If only someone had attacked you and you killed them with self defense… Would that make you a criminal?

But I am worth so much more than you will ever amount to, everyone knows that. If they believe otherwise then perhaps they should get their silly little head of theirs checked! I only act tor the money, even then it’s not enough.

You, however, seem to have this sort of righteousness just because you go into court and try to prove someone guilty. Maybe you’d be wrong, an innocent person would go to prison because of you, and you would be the one accountable. Does that make you a good person? Would you live with that? Maybe the person would end up dying because of you.

I don’t need to apologise to anyone, I am and have always been better than the people I ‘pick fights with’. Tell me otherwise. Tell me why I’m not.

Edgeworth is just a man who cheats his way into his verdicts, is he not? How could he be better this way? Does the forged evidence not show that he is not a good man?

If I am so pathetic, then why would I have you tell me that? Surely, if I was that pathetic I would’ve thought so. Doing something I can’t take back? Psh. Do you think I’d kill? Seriously?

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You’re just showing your lack of law knowledge at this point. Killing in self defence is not automatically a crime if it can be proved that it was in self defence. And if I did end up having the need to take a life in self defence, which will never happen, then I would be able to provide proof that it was in self defence thank you.

And I think you also fail to understand the job of a prosecutor Mr Coulé, a prosecutors job is to push against the defence, they both must work together to find the truth. My job is to play devils advocate against the defence as not all criminals appear as such on first glance, and you often need to dig deeper.

And I am not afraid to admit I am not perfect. I am fallible. That is why I am not the only one in a court room making the choices on who is innocent and who is guilty, that is what the judge, jury and defence attorney are for. I would be at blame but so would they. If after the process they are deemed guilty then there isn’t much I can do about it.

I think the biggest misconception you seem to have is that I am a good person. I am not. I am not a good person but I can try to do good things. That’s the biggest difference between you and me. At least I try. That’s all I can do isn’t it?

And you clearly have not done your research on the chief. He has once used forged evidence due to the fault of my uncle not fault of his own. He has over time grown and changed his values and he is not the same man he was when he was younger and even if he was he would be better than you. He is a good man because he cares for the people and for the truth.

I’m not sure who put such delusions of grandeur into your head about yourself. You are pathetic.

You are one of the most pathetic people that I know since you don’t understand you are pathetic. You have no awareness that you are so pitiful and that is what makes it worse. You think you are above everyone you refuse to listen to those you deem under you yet you shape yourself by how others see you. It’s ironic in a sense.

But well there is also the option that you know how worthless you are and this is all a cry for help, a cry for people to notice you. You want to be noticed and you want to be cared for and you want to be the one that people adore. But you aren’t. And you will never be.

Either way I pity you Coulé.

I really do.

And well I think it’s funny that your mind immediately went to murder first when I warned you of doing something you can’t take back. It says something about you doesn’t it?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

But you could’ve still killed. Why should I know the ins and outs of murder? I am just a regular person! Okay? Not a fucking law student. Do you not understand that most people don’t know that?

HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WHAT A PROSECUTOR’S THOUGHT PROCESS IS?

I’m not saying you’re perfect. And I don’t care about those other things! You know!

I try. I try so much to be good. Do you not know that? Does that just not phase you?

Again. I’m not a court guy. Why should I care? It happened and it shouldn’t matter to ME. But it should concern YOU!

I am not delusional. I am not. Why would I be delusional. If I’m so delusional then prove it. I am not pathetic either.

I know I’m not pathetic because I am worth so much more than what you think. I am better than you. Do you really think such a thing is the case? How would I shape myself by how other people see me, hm? You say this but it is entirely baseless. I am the most perfect person there is and ever will be.

Everyone notices me. Everyone cares for me. Everyone loves me. Those who seem to think otherwise do not know yet! I am the most important person in existence. It’s a fact. I don’t need to ‘cry for help’. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I always will be. Everyone cares about me. I know you do. I know it.

Why wouldn’t it be the thing that comes to my mind. You said I can’t take back and I’ll pay for it. That’s just killing, isn’t it?

[ask-raymond-pierce]

Right.

Okay before I say anything else I want to recommend a therapist? I’m not sure what’s going on here and I’m not sure I want to know.

Maybe I went too far accusing you of not trying to be good.. I’m sure you try. But are you okay? Like this is something..

I’m not entirely sure how to respond to this. This also seems like it supports my hypothesis of it being a call for help. Get help? Please?

And well I more meant in general you would make a bad choice and regret it. I’m concerned your mind immediately went to murder. Do you think of murder often?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

I am fine. More than fine, actually. Really good, to be honest! I don’t need therapy. Why would I? Like I said, I’m fine! Finest anyone could and ever will be! :)

I’m not getting help because I don’t need it! Geez..

I don’t regret a thing, okay? I don’t have any regrets, nor will I have any, okay? Perfect people such as myself do not waste their time regretting things! :)

Yes. I do. Do you have a problem with that? I think about it a lot, you know…

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You’re clearly not fine but it’s not like I can do anything about it.

But hm if you don’t mind me being nosy you often think about what?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

Hmmmm… Murder? Like.. You asked.. :P

It’d solve a lot of the things that go wrong! You know? I really want to.

[ask-raymond-pierce]

Don’t.

If you take offence to me calling you a bad person don’t cross the line.

You will regret it.

No one likes murders you know..

[ask-siclaire-coule]

Mmmmnnnoo I won’t regret it. Regretting things is stupid. I don’t regret anything. Pretty sure there are a lot of people who like murderers… :P

Especially if they look as cool as I do!

I’m a good person, and I always will be.

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You and your uncle are so pathetic, you know? Imagine being related to such a man. You think you’re so special for it, don’t you? You can’t even hold a conversation with someone. Quit trying to act like you’re worth something at all. You’re not. The way you practically idolise a mere prosecutor is just laughable.

-🍋

Wow.

And here I thought we had reached some sort of mutual agreement between us Coulé.

You think that I am happy to be related to my uncle? You think I’m glad to be related to that man? Your deduction skills are laughable. As I think it is clear to anyone with a single working neural connection I am ashamed to be related to Gant I am ashamed that I ever looked up to him and I spend most of my time atoning for what he has done. I despise criminals and I despise the fact that I share blood with one even more.

And I will admit that I may not be the best at holding conversations, I am not perfect and neither is anyone else, especially not you Coulé.

And oh don’t get me started on me not being worth anything, I serve the people, I serve justice and help ensure that criminals get what they deserve. I may not be worth much to you but at least I try to help people. Pray tell, what do you do Coulé? What do you do that gives you any sort of worth? You act in a child’s TV show and pick fights with everyone and I’ve never seen you apologise once when it’s needed. How does that give you the right to say I have no worth?

Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth is a much better man than you will ever be. Don’t try and bring him into this dispute you are starting to create.

You’re pathetic. One day you’re going to do something you can’t take back and you will pay for it.

[ask-siclaire-coule]

You FUCKING listen to me here. Does it LOOK like I ever want to have a ‘mutual agreement’ with someone like you? Genuinely.

Keep flaunting the fact that you despise criminals. I dare you. Justice means nothing in the end, you’re just lucky enough not to have problems with people, it seems! If only someone had attacked you and you killed them with self defense… Would that make you a criminal?

But I am worth so much more than you will ever amount to, everyone knows that. If they believe otherwise then perhaps they should get their silly little head of theirs checked! I only act tor the money, even then it’s not enough.

You, however, seem to have this sort of righteousness just because you go into court and try to prove someone guilty. Maybe you’d be wrong, an innocent person would go to prison because of you, and you would be the one accountable. Does that make you a good person? Would you live with that? Maybe the person would end up dying because of you.

I don’t need to apologise to anyone, I am and have always been better than the people I ‘pick fights with’. Tell me otherwise. Tell me why I’m not.

Edgeworth is just a man who cheats his way into his verdicts, is he not? How could he be better this way? Does the forged evidence not show that he is not a good man?

If I am so pathetic, then why would I have you tell me that? Surely, if I was that pathetic I would’ve thought so. Doing something I can’t take back? Psh. Do you think I’d kill? Seriously?

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You’re just showing your lack of law knowledge at this point. Killing in self defence is not automatically a crime if it can be proved that it was in self defence. And if I did end up having the need to take a life in self defence, which will never happen, then I would be able to provide proof that it was in self defence thank you.

And I think you also fail to understand the job of a prosecutor Mr Coulé, a prosecutors job is to push against the defence, they both must work together to find the truth. My job is to play devils advocate against the defence as not all criminals appear as such on first glance, and you often need to dig deeper.

And I am not afraid to admit I am not perfect. I am fallible. That is why I am not the only one in a court room making the choices on who is innocent and who is guilty, that is what the judge, jury and defence attorney are for. I would be at blame but so would they. If after the process they are deemed guilty then there isn’t much I can do about it.

I think the biggest misconception you seem to have is that I am a good person. I am not. I am not a good person but I can try to do good things. That’s the biggest difference between you and me. At least I try. That’s all I can do isn’t it?

And you clearly have not done your research on the chief. He has once used forged evidence due to the fault of my uncle not fault of his own. He has over time grown and changed his values and he is not the same man he was when he was younger and even if he was he would be better than you. He is a good man because he cares for the people and for the truth.

I’m not sure who put such delusions of grandeur into your head about yourself. You are pathetic.

You are one of the most pathetic people that I know since you don’t understand you are pathetic. You have no awareness that you are so pitiful and that is what makes it worse. You think you are above everyone you refuse to listen to those you deem under you yet you shape yourself by how others see you. It’s ironic in a sense.

But well there is also the option that you know how worthless you are and this is all a cry for help, a cry for people to notice you. You want to be noticed and you want to be cared for and you want to be the one that people adore. But you aren’t. And you will never be.

Either way I pity you Coulé.

I really do.

And well I think it’s funny that your mind immediately went to murder first when I warned you of doing something you can’t take back. It says something about you doesn’t it?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

But you could’ve still killed. Why should I know the ins and outs of murder? I am just a regular person! Okay? Not a fucking law student. Do you not understand that most people don’t know that?

HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WHAT A PROSECUTOR’S THOUGHT PROCESS IS?

I’m not saying you’re perfect. And I don’t care about those other things! You know!

I try. I try so much to be good. Do you not know that? Does that just not phase you?

Again. I’m not a court guy. Why should I care? It happened and it shouldn’t matter to ME. But it should concern YOU!

I am not delusional. I am not. Why would I be delusional. If I’m so delusional then prove it. I am not pathetic either.

I know I’m not pathetic because I am worth so much more than what you think. I am better than you. Do you really think such a thing is the case? How would I shape myself by how other people see me, hm? You say this but it is entirely baseless. I am the most perfect person there is and ever will be.

Everyone notices me. Everyone cares for me. Everyone loves me. Those who seem to think otherwise do not know yet! I am the most important person in existence. It’s a fact. I don’t need to ‘cry for help’. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I always will be. Everyone cares about me. I know you do. I know it.

Why wouldn’t it be the thing that comes to my mind. You said I can’t take back and I’ll pay for it. That’s just killing, isn’t it?

[ask-raymond-pierce]

Right.

Okay before I say anything else I want to recommend a therapist? I’m not sure what’s going on here and I’m not sure I want to know.

Maybe I went too far accusing you of not trying to be good.. I’m sure you try. But are you okay? Like this is something..

I’m not entirely sure how to respond to this. This also seems like it supports my hypothesis of it being a call for help. Get help? Please?

And well I more meant in general you would make a bad choice and regret it. I’m concerned your mind immediately went to murder. Do you think of murder often?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

I am fine. More than fine, actually. Really good, to be honest! I don’t need therapy. Why would I? Like I said, I’m fine! Finest anyone could and ever will be! :)

I’m not getting help because I don’t need it! Geez..

I don’t regret a thing, okay? I don’t have any regrets, nor will I have any, okay? Perfect people such as myself do not waste their time regretting things! :)

Yes. I do. Do you have a problem with that? I think about it a lot, you know…

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You’re clearly not fine but it’s not like I can do anything about it.

But hm if you don’t mind me being nosy you often think about what?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

Hmmmm… Murder? Like.. You asked.. :P

It’d solve a lot of the things that go wrong! You know? I really want to.

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You and your uncle are so pathetic, you know? Imagine being related to such a man. You think you’re so special for it, don’t you? You can’t even hold a conversation with someone. Quit trying to act like you’re worth something at all. You’re not. The way you practically idolise a mere prosecutor is just laughable.

-🍋

Wow.

And here I thought we had reached some sort of mutual agreement between us Coulé.

You think that I am happy to be related to my uncle? You think I’m glad to be related to that man? Your deduction skills are laughable. As I think it is clear to anyone with a single working neural connection I am ashamed to be related to Gant I am ashamed that I ever looked up to him and I spend most of my time atoning for what he has done. I despise criminals and I despise the fact that I share blood with one even more.

And I will admit that I may not be the best at holding conversations, I am not perfect and neither is anyone else, especially not you Coulé.

And oh don’t get me started on me not being worth anything, I serve the people, I serve justice and help ensure that criminals get what they deserve. I may not be worth much to you but at least I try to help people. Pray tell, what do you do Coulé? What do you do that gives you any sort of worth? You act in a child’s TV show and pick fights with everyone and I’ve never seen you apologise once when it’s needed. How does that give you the right to say I have no worth?

Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth is a much better man than you will ever be. Don’t try and bring him into this dispute you are starting to create.

You’re pathetic. One day you’re going to do something you can’t take back and you will pay for it.

[ask-siclaire-coule]

You FUCKING listen to me here. Does it LOOK like I ever want to have a ‘mutual agreement’ with someone like you? Genuinely.

Keep flaunting the fact that you despise criminals. I dare you. Justice means nothing in the end, you’re just lucky enough not to have problems with people, it seems! If only someone had attacked you and you killed them with self defense… Would that make you a criminal?

But I am worth so much more than you will ever amount to, everyone knows that. If they believe otherwise then perhaps they should get their silly little head of theirs checked! I only act tor the money, even then it’s not enough.

You, however, seem to have this sort of righteousness just because you go into court and try to prove someone guilty. Maybe you’d be wrong, an innocent person would go to prison because of you, and you would be the one accountable. Does that make you a good person? Would you live with that? Maybe the person would end up dying because of you.

I don’t need to apologise to anyone, I am and have always been better than the people I ‘pick fights with’. Tell me otherwise. Tell me why I’m not.

Edgeworth is just a man who cheats his way into his verdicts, is he not? How could he be better this way? Does the forged evidence not show that he is not a good man?

If I am so pathetic, then why would I have you tell me that? Surely, if I was that pathetic I would’ve thought so. Doing something I can’t take back? Psh. Do you think I’d kill? Seriously?

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You’re just showing your lack of law knowledge at this point. Killing in self defence is not automatically a crime if it can be proved that it was in self defence. And if I did end up having the need to take a life in self defence, which will never happen, then I would be able to provide proof that it was in self defence thank you.

And I think you also fail to understand the job of a prosecutor Mr Coulé, a prosecutors job is to push against the defence, they both must work together to find the truth. My job is to play devils advocate against the defence as not all criminals appear as such on first glance, and you often need to dig deeper.

And I am not afraid to admit I am not perfect. I am fallible. That is why I am not the only one in a court room making the choices on who is innocent and who is guilty, that is what the judge, jury and defence attorney are for. I would be at blame but so would they. If after the process they are deemed guilty then there isn’t much I can do about it.

I think the biggest misconception you seem to have is that I am a good person. I am not. I am not a good person but I can try to do good things. That’s the biggest difference between you and me. At least I try. That’s all I can do isn’t it?

And you clearly have not done your research on the chief. He has once used forged evidence due to the fault of my uncle not fault of his own. He has over time grown and changed his values and he is not the same man he was when he was younger and even if he was he would be better than you. He is a good man because he cares for the people and for the truth.

I’m not sure who put such delusions of grandeur into your head about yourself. You are pathetic.

You are one of the most pathetic people that I know since you don’t understand you are pathetic. You have no awareness that you are so pitiful and that is what makes it worse. You think you are above everyone you refuse to listen to those you deem under you yet you shape yourself by how others see you. It’s ironic in a sense.

But well there is also the option that you know how worthless you are and this is all a cry for help, a cry for people to notice you. You want to be noticed and you want to be cared for and you want to be the one that people adore. But you aren’t. And you will never be.

Either way I pity you Coulé.

I really do.

And well I think it’s funny that your mind immediately went to murder first when I warned you of doing something you can’t take back. It says something about you doesn’t it?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

But you could’ve still killed. Why should I know the ins and outs of murder? I am just a regular person! Okay? Not a fucking law student. Do you not understand that most people don’t know that?

HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WHAT A PROSECUTOR’S THOUGHT PROCESS IS?

I’m not saying you’re perfect. And I don’t care about those other things! You know!

I try. I try so much to be good. Do you not know that? Does that just not phase you?

Again. I’m not a court guy. Why should I care? It happened and it shouldn’t matter to ME. But it should concern YOU!

I am not delusional. I am not. Why would I be delusional. If I’m so delusional then prove it. I am not pathetic either.

I know I’m not pathetic because I am worth so much more than what you think. I am better than you. Do you really think such a thing is the case? How would I shape myself by how other people see me, hm? You say this but it is entirely baseless. I am the most perfect person there is and ever will be.

Everyone notices me. Everyone cares for me. Everyone loves me. Those who seem to think otherwise do not know yet! I am the most important person in existence. It’s a fact. I don’t need to ‘cry for help’. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I always will be. Everyone cares about me. I know you do. I know it.

Why wouldn’t it be the thing that comes to my mind. You said I can’t take back and I’ll pay for it. That’s just killing, isn’t it?

[ask-raymond-pierce]

Right.

Okay before I say anything else I want to recommend a therapist? I’m not sure what’s going on here and I’m not sure I want to know.

Maybe I went too far accusing you of not trying to be good.. I’m sure you try. But are you okay? Like this is something..

I’m not entirely sure how to respond to this. This also seems like it supports my hypothesis of it being a call for help. Get help? Please?

And well I more meant in general you would make a bad choice and regret it. I’m concerned your mind immediately went to murder. Do you think of murder often?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

I am fine. More than fine, actually. Really good, to be honest! I don’t need therapy. Why would I? Like I said, I’m fine! Finest anyone could and ever will be! :)

I’m not getting help because I don’t need it! Geez..

I don’t regret a thing, okay? I don’t have any regrets, nor will I have any, okay? Perfect people such as myself do not waste their time regretting things! :)

Yes. I do. Do you have a problem with that? I think about it a lot, you know…

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You and your uncle are so pathetic, you know? Imagine being related to such a man. You think you’re so special for it, don’t you? You can’t even hold a conversation with someone. Quit trying to act like you’re worth something at all. You’re not. The way you practically idolise a mere prosecutor is just laughable.

-🍋

Wow.

And here I thought we had reached some sort of mutual agreement between us Coulé.

You think that I am happy to be related to my uncle? You think I’m glad to be related to that man? Your deduction skills are laughable. As I think it is clear to anyone with a single working neural connection I am ashamed to be related to Gant I am ashamed that I ever looked up to him and I spend most of my time atoning for what he has done. I despise criminals and I despise the fact that I share blood with one even more.

And I will admit that I may not be the best at holding conversations, I am not perfect and neither is anyone else, especially not you Coulé.

And oh don’t get me started on me not being worth anything, I serve the people, I serve justice and help ensure that criminals get what they deserve. I may not be worth much to you but at least I try to help people. Pray tell, what do you do Coulé? What do you do that gives you any sort of worth? You act in a child’s TV show and pick fights with everyone and I’ve never seen you apologise once when it’s needed. How does that give you the right to say I have no worth?

Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth is a much better man than you will ever be. Don’t try and bring him into this dispute you are starting to create.

You’re pathetic. One day you’re going to do something you can’t take back and you will pay for it.

[ask-siclaire-coule]

You FUCKING listen to me here. Does it LOOK like I ever want to have a ‘mutual agreement’ with someone like you? Genuinely.

Keep flaunting the fact that you despise criminals. I dare you. Justice means nothing in the end, you’re just lucky enough not to have problems with people, it seems! If only someone had attacked you and you killed them with self defense… Would that make you a criminal?

But I am worth so much more than you will ever amount to, everyone knows that. If they believe otherwise then perhaps they should get their silly little head of theirs checked! I only act tor the money, even then it’s not enough.

You, however, seem to have this sort of righteousness just because you go into court and try to prove someone guilty. Maybe you’d be wrong, an innocent person would go to prison because of you, and you would be the one accountable. Does that make you a good person? Would you live with that? Maybe the person would end up dying because of you.

I don’t need to apologise to anyone, I am and have always been better than the people I ‘pick fights with’. Tell me otherwise. Tell me why I’m not.

Edgeworth is just a man who cheats his way into his verdicts, is he not? How could he be better this way? Does the forged evidence not show that he is not a good man?

If I am so pathetic, then why would I have you tell me that? Surely, if I was that pathetic I would’ve thought so. Doing something I can’t take back? Psh. Do you think I’d kill? Seriously?

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You’re just showing your lack of law knowledge at this point. Killing in self defence is not automatically a crime if it can be proved that it was in self defence. And if I did end up having the need to take a life in self defence, which will never happen, then I would be able to provide proof that it was in self defence thank you.

And I think you also fail to understand the job of a prosecutor Mr Coulé, a prosecutors job is to push against the defence, they both must work together to find the truth. My job is to play devils advocate against the defence as not all criminals appear as such on first glance, and you often need to dig deeper.

And I am not afraid to admit I am not perfect. I am fallible. That is why I am not the only one in a court room making the choices on who is innocent and who is guilty, that is what the judge, jury and defence attorney are for. I would be at blame but so would they. If after the process they are deemed guilty then there isn’t much I can do about it.

I think the biggest misconception you seem to have is that I am a good person. I am not. I am not a good person but I can try to do good things. That’s the biggest difference between you and me. At least I try. That’s all I can do isn’t it?

And you clearly have not done your research on the chief. He has once used forged evidence due to the fault of my uncle not fault of his own. He has over time grown and changed his values and he is not the same man he was when he was younger and even if he was he would be better than you. He is a good man because he cares for the people and for the truth.

I’m not sure who put such delusions of grandeur into your head about yourself. You are pathetic.

You are one of the most pathetic people that I know since you don’t understand you are pathetic. You have no awareness that you are so pitiful and that is what makes it worse. You think you are above everyone you refuse to listen to those you deem under you yet you shape yourself by how others see you. It’s ironic in a sense.

But well there is also the option that you know how worthless you are and this is all a cry for help, a cry for people to notice you. You want to be noticed and you want to be cared for and you want to be the one that people adore. But you aren’t. And you will never be.

Either way I pity you Coulé.

I really do.

And well I think it’s funny that your mind immediately went to murder first when I warned you of doing something you can’t take back. It says something about you doesn’t it?

[ask-siclaire-coule]

But you could’ve still killed. Why should I know the ins and outs of murder? I am just a regular person! Okay? Not a fucking law student. Do you not understand that most people don’t know that?

HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WHAT A PROSECUTOR’S THOUGHT PROCESS IS?

I’m not saying you’re perfect. And I don’t care about those other things! You know!

I try. I try so much to be good. Do you not know that? Does that just not phase you?

Again. I’m not a court guy. Why should I care? It happened and it shouldn’t matter to ME. But it should concern YOU!

I am not delusional. I am not. Why would I be delusional. If I’m so delusional then prove it. I am not pathetic either.

I know I’m not pathetic because I am worth so much more than what you think. I am better than you. Do you really think such a thing is the case? How would I shape myself by how other people see me, hm? You say this but it is entirely baseless. I am the most perfect person there is and ever will be.

Everyone notices me. Everyone cares for me. Everyone loves me. Those who seem to think otherwise do not know yet! I am the most important person in existence. It’s a fact. I don’t need to ‘cry for help’. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I always will be. Everyone cares about me. I know you do. I know it.

Why wouldn’t it be the thing that comes to my mind. You said I can’t take back and I’ll pay for it. That’s just killing, isn’t it?

[ask-raymond-pierce]

You and your uncle are so pathetic, you know? Imagine being related to such a man. You think you’re so special for it, don’t you? You can’t even hold a conversation with someone. Quit trying to act like you’re worth something at all. You’re not. The way you practically idolise a mere prosecutor is just laughable.

-🍋

Wow.

And here I thought we had reached some sort of mutual agreement between us Coulé.

You think that I am happy to be related to my uncle? You think I’m glad to be related to that man? Your deduction skills are laughable. As I think it is clear to anyone with a single working neural connection I am ashamed to be related to Gant I am ashamed that I ever looked up to him and I spend most of my time atoning for what he has done. I despise criminals and I despise the fact that I share blood with one even more.

And I will admit that I may not be the best at holding conversations, I am not perfect and neither is anyone else, especially not you Coulé.

And oh don’t get me started on me not being worth anything, I serve the people, I serve justice and help ensure that criminals get what they deserve. I may not be worth much to you but at least I try to help people. Pray tell, what do you do Coulé? What do you do that gives you any sort of worth? You act in a child’s TV show and pick fights with everyone and I’ve never seen you apologise once when it’s needed. How does that give you the right to say I have no worth?

Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth is a much better man than you will ever be. Don’t try and bring him into this dispute you are starting to create.

You’re pathetic. One day you’re going to do something you can’t take back and you will pay for it.

[ask-siclaire-coule]

You FUCKING listen to me here. Does it LOOK like I ever want to have a ‘mutual agreement’ with someone like you? Genuinely.

Keep flaunting the fact that you despise criminals. I dare you. Justice means nothing in the end, you’re just lucky enough not to have problems with people, it seems! If only someone had attacked you and you killed them with self defense… Would that make you a criminal?

But I am worth so much more than you will ever amount to, everyone knows that. If they believe otherwise then perhaps they should get their silly little head of theirs checked! I only act tor the money, even then it’s not enough.

You, however, seem to have this sort of righteousness just because you go into court and try to prove someone guilty. Maybe you’d be wrong, an innocent person would go to prison because of you, and you would be the one accountable. Does that make you a good person? Would you live with that? Maybe the person would end up dying because of you.

I don’t need to apologise to anyone, I am and have always been better than the people I ‘pick fights with’. Tell me otherwise. Tell me why I’m not.

Edgeworth is just a man who cheats his way into his verdicts, is he not? How could he be better this way? Does the forged evidence not show that he is not a good man?

If I am so pathetic, then why would I have you tell me that? Surely, if I was that pathetic I would’ve thought so. Doing something I can’t take back? Psh. Do you think I’d kill? Seriously?

[ask-conn-jurrings]

Am I allowed to continue with the meetings yet?

-🍋

That depends on you, Siclaire. Have you returned to work?

And, are you going to pay proper attention to the lessons rather than stumble over your own words every so often? Because I assure you, there’s no need to be introverted with me.

[ask-siclaire-coule]

I guess I have… 😓

I mean, I can’t do much about stuttering, though… Do you want me to try to talk better or something??

[ask-siclaire-coule]

Uuuuuuuughhh…

[ask-siclaire-coule]

don't mind me asking BUT . . what did tauer do ?

He takes all of my credit! I get paid nothing for my hard work and he doesn’t even lift a fucking finger.