The real Airry Peary

Clove / All Pronouns Thanks for reading, bro. Never forget to keep your bow near your stethocope 🫡

[figsclove]

And what would I have to do to disrobe in front of a smiling portrait of Richard Nixon with a very hot werewolf about to feed me blood so good I go on an acid trip

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Game Changer grad cap!!!

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Losing my mind that this was prompted by my yapping about my mom's cancer

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Fuck Trent, all my homies hate Trent

[hopefulqueer]

"average bisexual starts 3 businesses a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual starts 0 businesses a year. Businesses Hank, who lives in montana and starts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[figsclove]

There's the Murph rolls I know and love

[east-polaris]

FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR SPOILERS!!

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It has to be Doreen come on please it has to be Figs new magic has to be from Doreen.

Creamy yellow?

Smells like food?

Who else would fig make a deal with???

Please Doreen make the comeback that we all need

[midnightfox450]

Y'know at first I was kinda bummed that this season started with a full combat episode because it set a weird opening tone for me that wasn't the comfort I was expecting. But then I realized that's likely entirely The Point.

Most Fantasy High seasons and oneshots start out with the Bad Kids at home. Brennan gives everyone a little time to introduce themselves, their families, and what they've been doing outside of adventuring. Typically it would make sense to start a new season with a bit of an "npc parade" reintroducing friendly faces to get everyone settled into the world again. It's been three and a half years since we've last seen them, after all. But there's no settling that needs to be done because in-universe there was no break at all.

There's literally no time for introductions. The Bad Kids have gone through so many changes over the summer but neither them nor we get any time to digest it. Besides essential battle companions, the episode is noticeably devoid of any friendly faces. No parents, no partners, no classmates. Instead there's all these new people so purposefully out of place. Who the hell is Balthazar? Who even cares? They have school in three days. It's the end of the world for the third time in two years and they have school in three days. And school just means the world will find a way to end itself all over again.

[rrat-king]

“lemony yellow creamy light” “smell something sour and curdled”

it’s… it’s gotta be our yogurt boy gilear right?!?

[figsclove]

I feel like this could still match with my theory

[brumleys-bones]

JUNIOR YEAR TOMORROW BOYS !!!!!

[trashpidgeon48]

Gone Fishing

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

where's the post that said fabian would be in his whore era someone send it to me so i can reblog it again about the goddamn mirror

[figsclove]

Hey cause actually what am I going to do with myself if Fig's ark in the season is all about how exhausted she is with the never ending adventuring???? As if that isn't a pointed reference to ME specifically

[figsclove]

Gang I think it might be time for Fig's girlypop era

[dimension20official]

Here’s the new character art for Riz Gukgak for Fantasy High Junior Year, courtesy of @caitmayart

[figsclove]

YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY BOY!!!!!!

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HAPPY WORLD NATIONAL UNIVERSE FHJY PREMIERE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I've never cleaned up gumpy's shit 😢