SMG3's Blog

The BEST villain and meme guardian! (Icon made by me, bitches /silly (placeholder))

[ask-smg3]

Intro Post

"Oh, Hello. Didn't expect a guest. Might aswell get comfortable"

"Don't think I need to introduce myself, since you are probably here to just annoy or bother me"

"as long as you are not annoying, you can stay"

"Let me set some rules first, I'll try to keep them short:

You may: start a relationship (Family bonds, romantic Bonds and friendship bonds), Talk to me and ask me things

You may NOT: start ANY form of inappropriate or toxic relationship (Abusive, incest, p3d0phillia etc), send threats or harrasment. Also leave the mod alone, she is just trying to have some fun"

~Role Play guide~

SMG3 uses He/Him pronounse

He talks like this: "What do you want?"

His actions will be this: *he sighed annoyed*

Tags: WIP

NOT AN AU! Just silly close to canon as possible

What is allowed?

• Ships (OC x Canon, Canon x Canon [SMG34 for example], Anon x Canon etc)

•Flirting

•Suggestive (As long as it is not too bad)

•other types if relationships (Found Family, Friendship, Parentalship/Family Bonds etc)

•asks

•roleplay

•AU interactions and OC interactions

What isn't allowed?

•Ships that involve inappropriate themes (Such as Incest, p3d0philia, abusive, bestality, etc)

•Death threats/Harrasment/Bigotry asks/etc

•NSFW (Such as Sexual Roleplays, The mod of this Blog is a MINOR)

As in for other ships out of Canon,

You can tell him your OC/Self incert being married/dating/having a crush on him or any other members of the SMG4 universe

[Important note: I have my own design and headcanons for SMG3, I'll Post a refrence sheet and stuff to this blog soon]

Mod: @vextheallay

Pronounse are She/her

The mod talks like this [Hello]

Basic dni: queerphobia, transphobia, proshippers/darkshippers, radqueers, bigotry people, terfs/Trans exclusionary radfems , swerfs/Sex worker exclusionary radfems, racist people, Profics (people who think people who are interested in harmful things in fictional media isn't lime that in real life. For example someone being a lolicon/someone who in sexual or romantic interested in child-like in looks or child anime characters ≠ liking kids in that way/ways irl. Even though it still makes one a pedophile no matter if the child is fictional or not.), Radqueers (Someone who thinks people with harmful paraphiles like pedophile, Zoophiles, Necrophilies and transids/transracial/transabled/etc linked to transids should be in the queer community), transids, zionists, etc if you are any of these please block me, thank you!

[ask-smg3]

Tis be your opinions on thy artwork and ship? (I say very Britishly)

Fyi the guy to your right is supposed to be mr wpnz :3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3

[My ask box glitched and this ask was swallowed by the debths of tumblr hell]

"Hmm..."

*Smg3 thought for a moment*

"wait isn't that the guy that kicked Puzzles' ass and made me regret my 'heroic' existence? Yeah He's alright I guess. I really like the art tho, New Picasso over here"

[ask-smg3]

...SMG34?

"I don't know what rules the mod made, so yes I guess"

[ask-smg3]

"Debating if I should make it a short time Special thing that you guys could yap to the Mod and ask them things, but I'm not sure if you guys would want to ask her questions, since she is not THAT interesting"

[ I have some interesting stories to tell about my kind jackass ]

[ask-smg3]

"You."

@askmrpuzzles

"me?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You and I need to have a conversation about something important."

[ask-smg3]

"oh yikes. Why?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Now now, don't ask questions. Shhh. Would you.. ever consider joining me and defeating your friends?"

[Mr. Puzzles had a very evil-looking smirk on his screen.]

[ask-smg3]

"You know I moved past that. I am not falling for your tricks"

*he paused and sighed*

"besides, they are not my friends"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You really are stubborn, aren't you? If they aren't your friends, then why do you insist on hanging around with them?"

[ask-smg3]

"... Well shit-"

"Alright fine, maybe they are my friends. But I am not going to stab them in the back with help from you. They Piss me off sometimes but I am not going to do that."

[askmrpuzzles]

"Awww. Don't you think it would be fun to team up together, though? I mean, you're smart."

[ask-smg3]

"I doubt that. Am I off the hook now? Or do I need to continue to your annoying ass yapping?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Wh- excuse me?! I'll have you know I am not annoying! Sheesh, you need to learn some manners."

[ask-smg3]

*Smg3 rolled his eyes*

"nuh-uh"

*he cleared his throat*

"Anyways-"

[ You are both annoying ]

[askmrpuzzles]

"I'm still better than you."

[Mr. Puzzles started being smug.]

[ask-smg3]

"says who?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Says me."

[ask-smg3]

"That's a straight up fucking lie then"

[askmrpuzzles]

"That's NOT a lie. I'm better because I don't have weaknesses."

[ask-smg3]

"Liar! You have weaknesses but you don't like to adress them"

"we also beat you... Twice I think so that's another point proven"

[ask-smg3]

"You."

@askmrpuzzles

"me?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You and I need to have a conversation about something important."

[ask-smg3]

"oh yikes. Why?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Now now, don't ask questions. Shhh. Would you.. ever consider joining me and defeating your friends?"

[Mr. Puzzles had a very evil-looking smirk on his screen.]

[ask-smg3]

"You know I moved past that. I am not falling for your tricks"

*he paused and sighed*

"besides, they are not my friends"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You really are stubborn, aren't you? If they aren't your friends, then why do you insist on hanging around with them?"

[ask-smg3]

"... Well shit-"

"Alright fine, maybe they are my friends. But I am not going to stab them in the back with help from you. They Piss me off sometimes but I am not going to do that."

[askmrpuzzles]

"Awww. Don't you think it would be fun to team up together, though? I mean, you're smart."

[ask-smg3]

"I doubt that. Am I off the hook now? Or do I need to continue to your annoying ass yapping?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Wh- excuse me?! I'll have you know I am not annoying! Sheesh, you need to learn some manners."

[ask-smg3]

*Smg3 rolled his eyes*

"nuh-uh"

*he cleared his throat*

"Anyways-"

[ You are both annoying ]

[askmrpuzzles]

"I'm still better than you."

[Mr. Puzzles started being smug.]

[ask-smg3]

"says who?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Says me."

[ask-smg3]

"That's a straight up fucking lie then"

[ask-smg3]

"You."

@askmrpuzzles

"me?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You and I need to have a conversation about something important."

[ask-smg3]

"oh yikes. Why?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Now now, don't ask questions. Shhh. Would you.. ever consider joining me and defeating your friends?"

[Mr. Puzzles had a very evil-looking smirk on his screen.]

[ask-smg3]

"You know I moved past that. I am not falling for your tricks"

*he paused and sighed*

"besides, they are not my friends"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You really are stubborn, aren't you? If they aren't your friends, then why do you insist on hanging around with them?"

[ask-smg3]

"... Well shit-"

"Alright fine, maybe they are my friends. But I am not going to stab them in the back with help from you. They Piss me off sometimes but I am not going to do that."

[askmrpuzzles]

"Awww. Don't you think it would be fun to team up together, though? I mean, you're smart."

[ask-smg3]

"I doubt that. Am I off the hook now? Or do I need to continue to your annoying ass yapping?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Wh- excuse me?! I'll have you know I am not annoying! Sheesh, you need to learn some manners."

[ask-smg3]

*Smg3 rolled his eyes*

"nuh-uh"

*he cleared his throat*

"Anyways-"

[ You are both annoying ]

[askmrpuzzles]

"I'm still better than you."

[Mr. Puzzles started being smug.]

[ask-smg3]

"says who?"

[ask-smg3]

"You."

@askmrpuzzles

"me?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You and I need to have a conversation about something important."

[ask-smg3]

"oh yikes. Why?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Now now, don't ask questions. Shhh. Would you.. ever consider joining me and defeating your friends?"

[Mr. Puzzles had a very evil-looking smirk on his screen.]

[ask-smg3]

"You know I moved past that. I am not falling for your tricks"

*he paused and sighed*

"besides, they are not my friends"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You really are stubborn, aren't you? If they aren't your friends, then why do you insist on hanging around with them?"

[ask-smg3]

"... Well shit-"

"Alright fine, maybe they are my friends. But I am not going to stab them in the back with help from you. They Piss me off sometimes but I am not going to do that."

[askmrpuzzles]

"Awww. Don't you think it would be fun to team up together, though? I mean, you're smart."

[ask-smg3]

"I doubt that. Am I off the hook now? Or do I need to continue to your annoying ass yapping?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Wh- excuse me?! I'll have you know I am not annoying! Sheesh, you need to learn some manners."

[ask-smg3]

*Smg3 rolled his eyes*

"nuh-uh"

*he cleared his throat*

"Anyways-"

[ You are both annoying ]

[ask-smg3]

"You."

@askmrpuzzles

"me?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You and I need to have a conversation about something important."

[ask-smg3]

"oh yikes. Why?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Now now, don't ask questions. Shhh. Would you.. ever consider joining me and defeating your friends?"

[Mr. Puzzles had a very evil-looking smirk on his screen.]

[ask-smg3]

"You know I moved past that. I am not falling for your tricks"

*he paused and sighed*

"besides, they are not my friends"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You really are stubborn, aren't you? If they aren't your friends, then why do you insist on hanging around with them?"

[ask-smg3]

"... Well shit-"

"Alright fine, maybe they are my friends. But I am not going to stab them in the back with help from you. They Piss me off sometimes but I am not going to do that."

[askmrpuzzles]

"Awww. Don't you think it would be fun to team up together, though? I mean, you're smart."

[ask-smg3]

"I doubt that. Am I off the hook now? Or do I need to continue to your annoying ass yapping?"

[ask-smg3]

"You."

@askmrpuzzles

"me?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You and I need to have a conversation about something important."

[ask-smg3]

"oh yikes. Why?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Now now, don't ask questions. Shhh. Would you.. ever consider joining me and defeating your friends?"

[Mr. Puzzles had a very evil-looking smirk on his screen.]

[ask-smg3]

"You know I moved past that. I am not falling for your tricks"

*he paused and sighed*

"besides, they are not my friends"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You really are stubborn, aren't you? If they aren't your friends, then why do you insist on hanging around with them?"

[ask-smg3]

"... Well shit-"

"Alright fine, maybe they are my friends. But I am not going to stab them in the back with help from you. They Piss me off sometimes but I am not going to do that."

[ask-smg3]

"You."

@askmrpuzzles

"me?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You and I need to have a conversation about something important."

[ask-smg3]

"oh yikes. Why?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"Now now, don't ask questions. Shhh. Would you.. ever consider joining me and defeating your friends?"

[Mr. Puzzles had a very evil-looking smirk on his screen.]

[ask-smg3]

"You know I moved past that. I am not falling for your tricks"

*he paused and sighed*

"besides, they are not my friends"

[ask-smg3]

"You."

@askmrpuzzles

"me?"

[askmrpuzzles]

"You and I need to have a conversation about something important."

[ask-smg3]

"oh yikes. Why?"

[ask-smg3]

Throws Bombware art at you😡

"What a jumpscare jesus christ"

*He rests his chin on the back of his hand*

"So people ship me and Puzzles ey? I mean I could see the appeal if he was less crazy. Would be a very awesome villain duo"

[ I love the art bro what the fuck /pos ]

[ask-smg3]

"You."

@askmrpuzzles

"me?"

[successfulshowman]

"Oh well well well, what a rare thing to see, A Mr. Puzzles that didn't got his ass kicked like a baby"

-@ask-smg3

Huh?

Oh- Wait-

Is that... SMG3?

A different one?! Duuude that's so cool!

... I guess. And of course I'm the one who won.

Yeah, all it really took was knowledge of the future, a bit of smarts, and friendship!

[ask-smg3]

"yes, it is I"

*he chuckled amused*

"What a suprise honestly, concidering my Mr. Puzzles, the original, got his ass kicked by all off us"

[successfulshowman]

Yes, well, he wasn't all that powerful then, was he?

I mean, he kinda was, yeah, just you but with nothing to help-

Not wanting your inputs, Emerald.

S-Sorry!

[ask-smg3]

"ah, Well. My Puzzles was kinda strong but we kicked his ass either way"

*He looked at Emerald*

"Damn is he always this mean to you?"

[successfulshowman]

Nah, he's just... Not used to having friends.

It'll get better, I promise... Unlike your friendship with that moron.

Woah woah woah, leave Mario out of-

I don't mean him.

... Oh.

I mean really, with the fact that you were against each other for years, it's unsurprising that there's still a bit of... Drama with you both.

Wait when were... Oooh 'You used to be cool' okay I see-

[ask-smg3]

"ugh, you may have won but you are still an annoying bitch"

[ask-smg3]

*BOOM*

*smoke everywhere with small coughing*

“Ugh, jeez, I gotta fix my teleportation device”

*smoke clears, and Zippy appears*

“Hm?… OMG! Is THAT… SMG3!? THE SMG3!”

*Smg3 turned around and leaned on the countertop*

"Depends on who's asking. What do you want?"

*He raised an eyebrow and seemed genuently curious*

[ask-smg3]

I drew you something:3

E g g d o g :D

[Ykw? fuck it. I'm only gonna draw for some Responses, these asks have been rotting here since April]

*Smg3 didn't reply to this, he just silently stared at the drawing and looked like he was about to cry*