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Hi everyone. I have decided to quit my job and start working fast food because they are paying 20$ an hour and I only make $15 now.

So uhhh thank you for choosing my McDonald's, what can I get for you today?

-Stan

#stanley uris #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #it chapter 2 #it chapter 1 #stan speaks

How old are your kids?

We have 3 now.

Liam is 7, he'll be 8 in September. Lucie, our middle baby, is 5, and Elizabeth is about to be 7 months.

We've had Lucie since she was born and we only got Liam right after his 5th birthday. So we have had Lucie a while longer than Liam. And I think that really affects their dynamic, like they take turns being the big brother or sister to each other.

And our little lady Elizabeth is our surrogacy baby. AND OUR LAST BABY.

-Stan

#stanley uris #richie tozier #it chapter 2 #it chapter 1 #stan speaks #streddie #streddie kids #eddie kasbrak

Hey guys! Stan here! It's been a rough couple months in the Tozier house. Everyone is okay but things have been just really hectic but Richie and Eddie are taking the kids out for a little while so I can get some cleaning done! Ask me some questions and keep me entertained?

-Stanley

#stanley uris #it chapter 2 #it chapter 1 #stan speaks

I’m hiding in your closet

Make your move then, coward. Kill me.

-Stanley

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Baby birds are a lot of work. I think I will never do this again.

-Stan

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Look at these little babies. Richie's cat got their momma so I have them for the night. I watched their nest for 6 hours and an adult bird never returned.

I plan on calling every rehabilitation center I can tomorrow. Until then I have alarms set for each hour to feed this precious group.

I'd like to formally introduce you to the mystery gang.

-Stan

#stan speaks #stanley uris #richie tozier #it chapter 2 #it chapter 1 #eddie kasbrak #baby birds

askstutteringbill

It’s time to vote!

Is Georgie going to do a better job of carrying on the Denbrough name than I could?

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Absolutley.

-literally All of us

#this is stan #bill denbrough #Georgie denbrough #stan speaks

Guess who is officially and legally married to two men?

Me.

Married in two different states, but still, it counts.

-Stan Tozier :)

#stanley uris #it chapter 2 #richie tozier #stan speaks #it chapter 1 #eddie kaspbrak

askstutteringbill

@georgiedenbrough14 I hope you realize it’s now solely your job to carry on the Denbrough name...

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Good. You were bad at it.

-Stan

askstutteringbill

But now I’m a Hanlon so it doesn’t matter 😠

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Hope you're at least a little better at that.

-Stan

#stanley uris #richie tozier #it chapter 2 #it chapter 1 #stan speaks #billy boy

askstutteringbill

@georgiedenbrough14 I hope you realize it’s now solely your job to carry on the Denbrough name...

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Good. You were bad at it.

-Stan

#stanley uris #richie tozier #it chapter 2 #it chapter 1 #stan speaks #billy boy

askstutteringbill

Just asked Mike if we were planning on kids...

His response?

“Why would we need to do that when we can just steal Richie, Eddie, and Stan’s?”

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Our son hates you. So no.

-Stan

#he likes mike though #stanley uris #stan speaks #streddie #Liam Tozier

how are you guys?? we missed you very much, so welcome back!!

We’ve been good, just focusing on our family! A lot has been happening with Liam lately and we are just focusing on being together right now!

-Stan

#richie tozier #stanley uris #it chapter 2 #it chapter 1 #stan speaks #answers

Getting caught up on your blog, and I am not sure why you named your son Liam when Stan did say, as I recall, that he would never same his child after a Denbrough? Liam does sound a bit similar to William there, Stanley.

Liam was his middle name, when we adopted him. We decided that we would change it a little bit because of the trauma associated with his first name but we didn't want a drastic change, we felt it might be confusing for him as he is 5. He said he liked his middle name and that's what his friends called him as apposed to his given first name so it stuck.

-Stan

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Hey guys! Admin D and I have been pretty busy lately with our personal lives, but he's busy today for a few hours and I am not! That being said, I wanna make new friends, if anyone wants to play among with me and/or exchange instagram handles, I'd be happy to chat for a bit. I'm gonna be posting a code for a game soon or you can dm me @peanut-butter-and-juli !

-admin J

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Family photo.

This is our son, his name is Liam and he is very lovely.

-Stan