#stan speaks

[js-muse-corner]

"So...kids just told me that the normal response to "how do you rate your pain?" is zero."

"They're messing with me, right?"

[ask-streddie-blog]

How old are your kids?

We have 3 now.

Liam is 7, he'll be 8 in September. Lucie, our middle baby, is 5, and Elizabeth is about to be 7 months.

We've had Lucie since she was born and we only got Liam right after his 5th birthday. So we have had Lucie a while longer than Liam. And I think that really affects their dynamic, like they take turns being the big brother or sister to each other.

And our little lady Elizabeth is our surrogacy baby. AND OUR LAST BABY.

-Stan

[ask-thestanuris]

I’m so worn out.

[atownofidiots]

I hate the flu, is this what death feels like?

[southpark-nobodies]

@quirk-magnet

Stan looks like he’s on the verge of crying. He’s fucked up so bad, and he isn’t sure how he can bring himself to tell Dallas the truth. With the argument he had this morning and avoiding Dallas all day until he finally manned up enough to come home. 

“I-I went out drinking with Kenny and Kyle the other night, even though you didn’t want me to. And I had so much more than I promised I would...And this morning I woke up in Kyle’s bed....With him.”

[ask-streddie-blog]

Baby birds are a lot of work. I think I will never do this again.

-Stan

[ask-streddie-blog]

At least he babysat while he sabotaged.

-Stan

[ask-streddie-blog]

Look at these little babies. Richie's cat got their momma so I have them for the night. I watched their nest for 6 hours and an adult bird never returned.

I plan on calling every rehabilitation center I can tomorrow. Until then I have alarms set for each hour to feed this precious group.

I'd like to formally introduce you to the mystery gang.

-Stan