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vergak

Did you hear they are giving the Green M&M IBS?

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chuuwantcookie

why does literally no one talk about hozier being a flat earther lmao

chuuwantcookie

sorry guys my new years resolution was to start a disinformation campaign

orteil42

dystopias are getting too real and utopias feel too improbable. i propose a third kind of escape: a world that’s just okay

orteil42

we all keep our dull little lives but there’s free healthcare and no racism or global warming. chips manufacturers still discontinue cool flavors but they tell people first

wumblr

how to access tumblr on iphone

uninstall ios

install windows 95

click start > programs > accessories > games > minesweeper. this is essentially the same as tumblr

plumknodel

no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

lekosis

And then he pushes the empty glass forlornly off the counter

peppapigvevo

absolute galaxy brain take from my man

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

holedyke

tumblr banning the #girl and #weed... huge loss for the three weed smoking girlfriends industry

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I’m so mad to the point I’m nauseous

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No. No. No you know what? Fuck you. Not directed at you, original poster. Directed at Tumblr, Apple, all of the greedy corporations trying to make the internet a sterile place by censoring anyone who dares to say simple words, words that are nearly always harmless. Focus on getting bigots and predators off of your goddamn platforms instead of trying to ban overly general words.

You can take my porn. You can take my credit card. You can make me have to look at bullshit discourse. You can leave this site a buggy mess. My favorite game related to dragons is Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. But you can’t take #weed and #girl from me. Why? Because I fucking love weed, and I fucking love women. ALL women. I will fight for women’s rights every goddamn day. I astral project when I’m mad to beat up astral misogynists sometimes. Women are so beautiful. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my blood, I would shed it into your clothes with a smile. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my teeth, I’d pull them out one by one with my own hands. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my sanity, well, I’ve already gone mad!

GIRLS. MADE. YOUR. WEBSITE. @staff @support They’re called Tumblrinas for a reason. Tumblr in 4chumblr was portrayed as a girl for a reason. Girls are the world, and chances are, a lot of the ones who helped this website grow also smoked a shitton of weed! I’m a dude, I know this. If you won’t listen to girls, listen to me. I beat everyone in 8th grade Taekwondo. I’m 6′5. I’ve read Marx. I can lick my elbow. I have an entire journal for manifesting negative energies in Chris Pratt’s life, and I can make another directed to you. I’ve lived hundreds, maybe thousands of past lives. The GODS sealed me in my prime form due to my chaos and power, that’s why I’m here. I was in the YAOI WAR. I destroyed ASTRAL YAOI RONALD REAGAN. The Yaoi War brought a god down to shreds, destroyed him; the ever powerful Dave Scourge-Uzumaki Johnson. It created a powerful devil from the ruins, Aoba Seragaki. You fuck with girls? You fuck with weed? You fuck with ME. I may never know the plights girls go through, but I can fight for them.

Stoner girls run this site, not you, staff. So give back the fucking tags.

You’ve messed with the wrong people.

We are Steven Universe. We are Voltron. We are Destiel. We are Danganronpa. We are Sherlock. We are Dr. Who. We are Homestuck. We are Marvel. We are the Hunger Games. We are Yuri on Ice. We are Gravity Falls. We are the Onceler. We are Sans. We are Weed. We are IBS Warriors. We are those who discovered wearing a fedora makes you an asshole. We are the Mishapocalypse. We are the ones who fought against coffee shop Bronies. We are the Down with Cis bus. We are Alexandria’s Genesis. We are #girl.

We are Tumblr. We will not fall to your tyranny.

headspace-hotel

This response radiates like metal heated to glowing. It's a raw chunk of meteorite punching holes in the sky. Its energy bulldozes me into the ground. I want to copy it out by hand like it's the Bible and I'm a medieval monk.