its me

kino. 20s. they/them. very small and poor.

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[n64retro]

[radliftist]

me dissociating after eating two AA batteries

[tsuchinokoroyale]

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[segamascott]

[mikufanclub]

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

[mikufanclub]

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

[famicom]

i really hope all of you know about this scp

[famicom]

this is the highest rated article on the site

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[kaijuno]

Who that man

[zoeberry]

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

[chemicahs]

[depsidase]

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[segamascott]

[dramorans-stupid-opinion-deacti]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Sonic's burger store has recognized the strategic importance of America's drink infrastructure and implemented tamper seals to prevent your large Diet Dr. Pepper being poisoned by ISIS lone wolfs or seditious court advisors

[muppet-sex]

[countably-infinite-rats]

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

[call-me-noa]

These panels slapped me in the face I forgot Jeanne has stat vision (it’s her True Name Discernment skill) and the way the artist draws it makes her look like a robot.

[tibalt-the-fineblooded]

Jeanne looking at Shakespeare

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[kaijuno]