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B: WHY ARE YOU SWEATING LIKE THAT.

C: i'm not sweating. don't ask questions like that, oh my god. he might try to purify more than just the already out and about spectres.

#off (game)#the batter #the puppeteer #kamicarrot #asks

C: we don't...have high opinions of them. just thinking about enoch makes my legs want to die....

B: ....................I PREFER NOT TO THINK ABOUT ANY OF THEM. AT ALL.

#off (game)#the batter #the puppeteer #enoch #japhet #dedan #sparkcircuit #asks

hello everyone! after several months...a year...something like that of inactivity, here i am again! well, here we are again. i have no idea where batter's at actually. he was supposed to be here, but i guess he got distracted by spectres or something along the way.

anyway! the point is, we're back, and we're going to (slowly) get through the asks that are stored up in the inbox.

B: GUIDE. THERE'S A SPECTRE THERE.

C: what. no, batter, that's the new camer---OOF

B: SPECTRE PURIFIED.

#off (game)#the batter #the puppeteer #((that main picture up there looks like crap))#((i need to get back into the SWING of this art style))#((i've experimented so much i don't know if i can remember it))#((BUT ANYWAY YEAH HERE I AM))

It's amazing that with all the purifying and the sacred mission stuff you two still have time to answer our silly questions. Keep up the good work you two hehe

C: hehehe, thank you! sorry we kind of keep disappearing and re-appearing, but you know how it is. gotta purify the world and all that.

B: SPEAKING OF THAT, I BELIEVE WE HAVE MORE SPECTERS TO ELIMINATE.

C: oh yeah. should probably get on that.

#the captive puppeteer #the batter #the puppeteer #off (game)

"Hello Batter..I hope your Puppeteer has been treating you well?"

B: HE TREATS ME AS WELL AS HE CAN. PROBABLY A LITTLE TOO WELL.

C: hey, batter, how are we on luck tickets?

B: WE’RE FINE—

C: nevermind! i’ll just buy a bunch more just in case. it won’t do for you or the add-ons to die because we don’t have enough healing items.

B: HE WORRIES TOO MUCH THOUGH.

#askmademoisellebatteur #asks #the batter #The Puppeteer #off (game)

C: of course not. the kinda things i feel...well, it's probably pretty common after you've experienced so much with someone. it's hard not to feel something for someone after they've saved your ass so many times.

C: right? it isn't anything romantic. not...even a little...

#the batter #the puppeteer #off (game)#((goddamn it i feel like i should be ashamed of myself for both this reply and the terrible montage in the background there))#((like wow))#((A+ photoshopping right thar))

Are you planning on making an actual rp blog for cecil???

((oh gosh.

uh, i don’t really know! i guess it depends on what other people say! if they would be interested in an rp blog for cecil, then i could give it a shot! i dunno! we’ll just have to see how the readers respond to this post. :P

enough likes, and reblogs and whatnot, and i might consider it. until then…i have no clue!))

#the batter #The Puppeteer #off (game)

B: I BELIEVE A POSTMAN IS TRYING TO SHIP US SOMEWHERE. GUIDE? GUIDE?

C: ......................

#the batter #off (game)#The Puppeteer #tunsieblue

c: what was with that long pause earlier?

B: WHAT LONG PAUSE. THERE WAS NO LONG PAUSE. I SURELY WASN'T THINKING ABOUT ALL THE TIMES YOU SPENT OUR CREDITS ON POINTLESS THINGS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL WHEN IT COMES TO ITEM SHOPPING.

C: .............you are a shitty liar.

#the batter #The Puppeteer #off (game)#sucre #sugarthefifthelement

B: THE PURIFIER OF THE WORLD CANNOT AFFORD TO TAKE A BREAK FROM PURIFYING.

C: i mess around online. for some reason, my paypal always ends up at zero credits...

B: I WONDER WHY.

#the batter #zacharie #The Puppeteer #off (game)#sassygaysuwako

Cecil: Hello friends! Boy, it's been a while, huh? Sorry for the long wait, guys, but we're back in business! The Batter and I just kind of hit a rough patch, and there was a period of time where we weren't talking to each other and it was just a mess. But, we're on speaking terms again, and we'll be getting to those asks that are piled in the ask box as soon as we can! Thanks for sticking with us for so long (even though we're slow).

Batter: YOU MEAN YOU ARE SLOW.

Cecil: No.

#the batter #OFF (game)#askthebatterandguide

C: other than the spazzing out and the freakishly weird fear of...everything, and the fact that their heads and other extremities pop off when they get agitated, they're pretty adorable. in a "chronically kicked puppy" kind of way.

B: THEY ARE BEARABLE WHEN THEY ARE NOT SCREAMING AND RUNNING IN CIRCLES.

C: that's batter-speak for, "they're okay and i don't kind going out of my way to protect them."

#the batter #elsen #the puppeteer #off (game)

B: I DIDN'T KILL HIM.

B: HE WAS ALREADY DEAD BY THE TIME I ARRIVED.

B: HE JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT.

#the batter #The Puppeteer

#the batter #the puppeteer #zacharie #off (game)

B: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE MEAT TASTES LIKE. AFTER MY GUIDE PURCHASED THE EYES, HE NEVER BOUGHT ANYTHING OTHER THAN LUCK TICKETS.

C: oh god please don't remind me of the eyes! i just forgot about them!!!

#the batter #The Puppeteer #off (game)#((this is a serious blog))

B: HELLO EVERYONE. I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT WE WILL BE UNABLE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS UNTIL NEXT WEEK. MY GUIDE HAS BEEN NEGLECTING SCHOOL, AND IT HAS CAUGHT UP TO HIM UNFORTUNATELY.

C: i promise we'll be back next week!

B: FINISH YOUR PAPER.

#off (game)#the batter #The Puppeteer

C: of course we can!

B: I AM BETTER AT PURIFYING SPECTERS. BUT I SUPPOSE HUGS ARE EASY ENOUGH TO MANAGE...

#playstatiion #off (game)#the batter #zacharie #The Puppeteer #hideious blanket fort away!

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