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♦♥♠♣The ask blog with the least favorite frustrated romantic of the world♣♠♥♦(Reformed!Zeb)

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

[a cluckbeast with dannyy's horns makes his way into zebruh's hive. it's actually dannyy. help the poor rebel, he's been turned into this animal. :(]

OH SHIT! DannyY? Is that…you? What happened?!

[He kneels to take the cluckbeast ot Dannyy? from the ground and carry him]

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

[he was picked up, and still had his paper with him. he hoped that zebruh could read it.]

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

Those fucking anons!

[He yells as he reads the note, frowning and holding his friend close to his chest]

Don’t worry pal, we’ll get you back to normal…somehow? I hope…

You look kind of adorable tho…

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

bawk

buh gawk

bak.

[the rebel can’t speak english, so clucking is all he can do. and write. that too.]

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

Well…I have no idea, I’m still unsure of how this magic anons work?

Humm…Sometimes after a while, they just disappear, so maybe we just have to wait? I mean, meanwhile I can take good care of you, don’t worry!

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

[the funky, little rebel is using his unfortunate disadvantage to get close to zebruh. a sly, little olive. you have to admit, the rebel did appreciate the offer, but now it’s weird having a cluckbeast stay up close to you.]

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

[He let his now feathered friend poke his face with his beak, it was too cute to do something about it, he petted the other’s back] You are also so soft!! Oh wait, you should be hungry? Want something?

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

[He responded with a few clucks and hopped out of his hands to flutter his wings clumsily and land on the floor. He showed Zebruh that another troll left him a pile of seeds and continued to peck at it out of hunger. The rebel was just adorable as a cluckbeast.]

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

[He kneeled on the floor beside his friend to watch him eat, he would propose to give him some troll food on a plate, but now he was so entertained by the view to ruin it with his idea]  

Awww it's ok then, if you need anything I'm here for you pal, let’s hope you turn into a troll again soon

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

[a cluckbeast with dannyy's horns makes his way into zebruh's hive. it's actually dannyy. help the poor rebel, he's been turned into this animal. :(]

OH SHIT! DannyY? Is that…you? What happened?!

[He kneels to take the cluckbeast ot Dannyy? from the ground and carry him]

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

[he was picked up, and still had his paper with him. he hoped that zebruh could read it.]

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

Those fucking anons!

[He yells as he reads the note, frowning and holding his friend close to his chest]

Don’t worry pal, we’ll get you back to normal…somehow? I hope…

You look kind of adorable tho…

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

bawk

buh gawk

bak.

[the rebel can’t speak english, so clucking is all he can do. and write. that too.]

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

Well…I have no idea, I’m still unsure of how this magic anons work?

Humm…Sometimes after a while, they just disappear, so maybe we just have to wait? I mean, meanwhile I can take good care of you, don’t worry!

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

[the funky, little rebel is using his unfortunate disadvantage to get close to zebruh. a sly, little olive. you have to admit, the rebel did appreciate the offer, but now it’s weird having a cluckbeast stay up close to you.]

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

[He let his now feathered friend poke his face with his beak, it was too cute to do something about it, he petted the other’s back] You are also so soft!! Oh wait, you should be hungry? Want something?

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

[a cluckbeast with dannyy's horns makes his way into zebruh's hive. it's actually dannyy. help the poor rebel, he's been turned into this animal. :(]

OH SHIT! DannyY? Is that…you? What happened?!

[He kneels to take the cluckbeast ot Dannyy? from the ground and carry him]

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

[he was picked up, and still had his paper with him. he hoped that zebruh could read it.]

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

Those fucking anons!

[He yells as he reads the note, frowning and holding his friend close to his chest]

Don’t worry pal, we’ll get you back to normal…somehow? I hope…

You look kind of adorable tho…

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

bawk

buh gawk

bak.

[the rebel can’t speak english, so clucking is all he can do. and write. that too.]

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

Well...I have no idea, I’m still unsure of how this magic anons work?

Humm...Sometimes after a while, they just disappear, so maybe we just have to wait? I mean, meanwhile I can take good care of you, don’t worry!

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

[a cluckbeast with dannyy's horns makes his way into zebruh's hive. it's actually dannyy. help the poor rebel, he's been turned into this animal. :(]

OH SHIT! DannyY? Is that…you? What happened?!

[He kneels to take the cluckbeast ot Dannyy? from the ground and carry him]

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

[he was picked up, and still had his paper with him. he hoped that zebruh could read it.]

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

Those fucking anons!

[He yells as he reads the note, frowning and holding his friend close to his chest]

Don’t worry pal, we’ll get you back to normal...somehow? I hope...

You look kind of adorable tho...

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

[a cluckbeast with dannyy's horns makes his way into zebruh's hive. it's actually dannyy. help the poor rebel, he's been turned into this animal. :(]

OH SHIT! DannyY? Is that…you? What happened?!

[He kneels to take the cluckbeast ot Dannyy? from the ground and carry him]

[ask-the-iron-knight]

PROMO?

KARKAT VANTAS HERE, BUT CHANCES ARE YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT. IT’S NOT LIKE EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO THE FUCK I AM AND WHAT THE FUCK I’VE DONE. SO YEAH, I’M TRYING THIS BLOGSPHERE BULLSHIT, GOG KNOWS WHY, IT’S NOT LIKE I GOT A TON FUCK OF WORK TO ATTEND TO OR ANYTHING… 

OR MAYBE I’M JUST LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO NOT DEAL WITH ALL THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW. SO IF YOU ARE NOT BUSY, AND YOU DON’T MIND TALKING TO A TOTAL FUCKUP LIKE ME… I GUESS YOU COULD SPARE SOME TIME.  I GOT PLENTY TO KILL.

@ask-gamzee-makara @feeling-freaking-crabby @ask-the-grand-highblood-things @ask-coolkid-dave-strider @ask-the-kitty-bitch @ask-the-olive-disciple @ask-kurloz-makara-things @ask-kanaya-maryam @heir-of-pranks @ask-equiusandnepeta @ask-the-prince-of-hope @what-is-wanshis-catsona @ask-the-purple-runt @ask-the-clown-twins @emotionalvampyre @ask-the-information-specialist @ask-the-bowtie-zebra @azdaja-knelax-ask @bronyatheleaderofthejades @askboldirlamati

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

WB: ` '< Høwdy! Ï'm havïng a ruff tïme fïttïng ïn wïth everyøne else, but yøu seem frïendly! Dø yøu want tø be frïends? *Cørmïk's taïl waggles excïtedly*

Hey~ Surely I’m the friendly type! I don’t know you so I can’t secure we’ll be good friends or get along at first, but my friendship doors are always open, especially for a lowblood in search for a place to fit in!

@alkali-belvik-and-friends

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

zebruh!! my moirail came back!! do you wanna meet them!! i think you would like them!! :Dc

Great! I would love to meet them.

Also I’m glad to see you again, there’s been a while~

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

you know that tone makes me all blushy, you dingbat!!!!!

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

What tone? I’m not using any special tone~

[He approaches slowly and touches his face softly, almost a caress so then he could pinch his cheek]

Ha ha ha!

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

[he was just entranced because of his big, dumb crush as usual. that lasted until he was pinched.]

really!! right when you use your stupid tricks on me again, shows your true colors!! >:(

[don’t worry, he’s not angry. just a little shocked because of the actions.]

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

hehehe I’m just playing a little with you, it’s cute when you get all flustered!

[He says petting his head and messing with the olive’s hair]

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

i know you are….

[he quietly muttered out his next response.]

you make me flustered because i like you, dumbass.

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

Anyway, are you going to introduce me to that morail of yours? I need to thank them for keeping my good friend from getting culled.

[He clearly didn’t listen the last part or maybe he just decided to ignore it?]

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

this is them!

…

don’t…don’t question how we found each other on tiktok.

[ @letmesleepy ]

[letmesleepy]

Dannyy’s a tiktek thet

[sniffs-n-scratches-deactivated2]

i thought we agreed on not telling anyone!!!!

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

Pffff...didn’t knew you used tiktok, I may be following you there then

[He laughs covering his mouth]

@ask-the-rebel-enthusiast @letmesleepy

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

do you have a black crush

No, not now at least

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

ay a little birdie told me someone has a black crush on u

Eh?

Oh! Yeah, you should be talking about that letter from my secret hater…I guess? Yeah he he I think someone has a black crush on me, but I have no idea who they are.

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

How do you feel about mutant bloods (that survive anyway)

I respect them, they are as vulnerable on this fucked up system as the lowest of bloods so they need the same help.

[angrimator]

If requests are still open.. Please draw Zebruh wearing A1, pleaseeeee~!! I love your art and all the colors you use~!! (And I also love the stinky trash zebra ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

still waiting on that redemption arc

[angrimator]

This isn’t how it was supposed to go, is it?

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

What was your real reasons for being a low blood activist and don't lie.

Honestly, I began to be a lowblood activist because I think lowbloods are sexy, wanted to use the “I’m an activist and a good blue blood” stamp as a way to get a lowblood to get near and trick them into a quadrant.

Yeah, I know that’s twisted and sick, but I’ve changed at the end I did get fond on the movement and try my best as an ally and now I legitimately help lowbloods in need of a hive or money or food or whatever they need without expecting nothing on change. 

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

For Munday, anonymously ask the mun something you want to know about them, their portrayal, or what they will/won’t write.

Especially if it’s something you’re too shy or afraid to ask off-anon. 

(Admin note: If you reblog this from someone, try to send them something, even if it’s just a basic question. The mun will really appreciate it.)

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

"Zebruh, sWeetheart, I brought you a gift." Lanque's voice is uncharacteristically soft.

Ugh…whatever that is I don’t want it, it will poison me, stab me or blow on my face!

@emotionalvampyre

[emotionalvampyre]

ask-the-bowtie-zebra‌:

emotionalvampyre‌:

Lanque sighs and opens the box.  Inside is a sealed glass vial, about the length and width of a finger, containing decorative swirls of blue and purple, packed tight to keep its pattern without getting shaken up.  It’s like sand art, except this is clearly liquid.  “Do you trust me noW?”

Humm…I believe you, but now I wonder why are you giving me this? It’s because you finally had what you wanted from Marvus or…?

I mean, you have to accept this is really unexpected and weird.

“I’m still upset about you and MarVus.  I’m sucking up to you for his sake, don’t mistake this for anything too sappy.”

“Besides, I Was making this anyWay.”

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

mmnh…alright if you are doing this as a way to apologize and, or make a truce for Marvus’ well being I’m taking it. Thanks

[He takes the box off Lanque’s hands and closes it]

I don’t know what your relationship is right now and honestly, I don’t have to know, but I’ll just remind you that if you hurt Marvus or make him sad I will forget everything about my policy of not hurting lowbloods, ok?

[emotionalvampyre]

“We’re officialy kismesises, I haVe no intention of doing any real damage to him.  Though I Will remind you that if you hurt MarVus, I can hurt you, too, loWblood or not.”

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

Good, I’m glad we are on the same page then.

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

"Zebruh, sWeetheart, I brought you a gift." Lanque's voice is uncharacteristically soft.

Ugh…whatever that is I don’t want it, it will poison me, stab me or blow on my face!

@emotionalvampyre

[emotionalvampyre]

ask-the-bowtie-zebra‌:

emotionalvampyre‌:

Lanque sighs and opens the box.  Inside is a sealed glass vial, about the length and width of a finger, containing decorative swirls of blue and purple, packed tight to keep its pattern without getting shaken up.  It’s like sand art, except this is clearly liquid.  “Do you trust me noW?”

Humm…I believe you, but now I wonder why are you giving me this? It’s because you finally had what you wanted from Marvus or…?

I mean, you have to accept this is really unexpected and weird.

“I’m still upset about you and MarVus.  I’m sucking up to you for his sake, don’t mistake this for anything too sappy.”

“Besides, I Was making this anyWay.”

[ask-the-bowtie-zebra]

mmnh...alright if you are doing this as a way to apologize and, or make a truce for Marvus’ well being I’m taking it. Thanks

[He takes the box off Lanque’s hands and closes it]

I don’t know what your relationship is right now and honestly, I don’t have to know, but I’ll just remind you that if you hurt Marvus or make him sad I will forget everything about my policy of not hurting lowbloods, ok?