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For how long do you hope to be used as a urinal?

As long as people want to use me, then I suppose I will start training other urinals.

How did you get to work as a human urinal at a coffee shop?

I went into fetlife talking about how I see myself as an urinal, an owner of a coffee shop sent me a PM telling me he did some special fetish evening, he asked me if I was interested being an urinal during these evenings, I agreed. He called me more and more time and one day he asked if was okay being his property, I agreed and I’m “officialy” not a human being now.

How does your every day look like? What do you do, how does being and living like a urinal work?

Getting up, breakfast, do some fitness, prepare myself, (have a shower, brush my hair, training my ass, ...) answer your questions then go to work.

At work, I get directly in the bathroom, I remove my clothes and I wait until the first customers. I drink their piss and I wait until another customer, if they have a boner they usually stick it into my ass.

At the end I go home (masturbate because gosh that is so exciting). Eat and sleep.

That was when I worked at the coffee, now I am owned that is the same but I stay home in the bathroom instead.

If someone needs to use you do you prefer to be asked for example ' Can I use your service? ' or just ' I need to take a piss!' and you take your position to be used as urinal?

If someone needs to use me, they tell me how they want it, they can also tell nothing and just put their dick in my mouth, no warning required.

You don’t usually talk to an urinal do you?

I'll try to make you in difficult this answer. two girls with a small pee, o one male with more pee! What do you prefer?

I’ll take the 2 girls, what matters most to me is who many people I serve.

When you drink piss from either a man or women, have you ever used a funnel to ensure they don’t miss a drop of piss?

I don’t need that, they put their directly dick in my mouth (or in my ass) or they stick their pussy to my mouth. I use funnel for women who want to piss in my ass.

Are you ever a human urinal for women? Do you have a preference between either men or women who use you as a urinal?

Of course, women can and already used me. I don’t have any preference.

Could you tell us more about yourself?

Nothing to tell, I’m just an urinal, I drink piss

I've understand, you prefer make your goal. But why you don't have any preference? So, one last, for today by me. Have you preference about the plug, at you prefer drink when the people look you in the eye? Thanks for the time!:)

I like plugs from rosebud company. I usually look people who use my mouth as urinal in the eye because that how they like, but I do as they want, if they don't want, I look or don't look wherever they want me to look.

which have the better taste, the female or the male one?

Yes

Have you ever considered expanding your service to include full toilet service? Of course it is a bit messy and it is probably not wise to consume very much...

Nope! I only drink pee.

How do you feel for that? Are you constantly excited?

When I'm being used or waiting to be used I am excited and not showing it it to myself makes me more excited.

So, you stay constantly excited. Right?

Yes, but I keep it for myself.

Are you allowed to touch yourself when you fulfill your purpose as a user?

No! I'm an urinal, not a slut.

What does it take to become a human urinal? What would one have to do?

You need to find someone willing to use you as such, that person will find other people who want to have a human urinal. When it is done, having multiple people using you make wanting more and they will do their best to make you a complete urinal.

Have you met other urinals like yourself? - This is a question from my urinal, she is perfect urinal like yourself, but she prefers to use her mouth in the morning.

Very very few, I often meet people wanting to become urinals, mostly men. I meet lots women that are into golden showers as a hobby they see themselves as sluts, because it is sexy for them but not as a property or a piece of furniture. After I tell them what it implies to be an urinal, I got two or three that were willing to try.

There are many different kinds of piss: yellow pungent morning piss, thin beer piss, smelly asparagus piss, and many more. As a urinal you, of course, have to swallow all sorts of piss. Do you have any preference? (Yes, a urinal can have preferences too). And it would be interesting to hear your list of different piss types.

I like regular piss, yellow in my mouth, when it is with very strong taste, I don't know why but I love it in my ass.

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