I’m Absolutely Not Attached To My Hero!

 Ask/RP blog for RGB from The Property of Hate!

[an0rdinaryautumn-deactivated202]

Hello darling! How are you doing today?

RGB!! im doing really good, thanks for asking! how have you been, my dear? ^^

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

I’m doing better! Hero’s learning so much!

[steampoweredwerehog]

I listened to too much Tom Cardy while drawing TPOH stuff and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Poses are from this banger

[steampoweredwerehog]

Hello it’s Hyperfixation time

[steampoweredwerehog]

Watch your mouf

[steampoweredwerehog]

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Hero’s survived a lot but RGB draws the line at brain damage

[steampoweredwerehog]

Take two…? Negative can’t catch a break

[steampoweredwerehog]

So I’ve finally started the RGB cosplay I’ve wanted to do for years. My shirt arrived today and…

SLEEVES ARE TOO LONG.

[mika-meowz]

I couldn't find my sweater to do what I wanted so all I have to add is-

"'Sleeves are too long."

[pestiwit]

Dude that is totally in the spirit of an RGB cosplay, not find some ribbons and tie those sleeves up!!

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

Exactly!

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

What if I just. put you here. *gently place the jeeb on a mattress*

{RGB gently dug his hand into the mattress, it was very cozy, he looked back at the Anon.} “Thank you.”

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

*(Honk!) *A goose runs up to you and places a familiar grey bamboo cane against your leg, before tying a ribbon around both, leaving you with Negative's cane tied to your calf. *... That's a surprisingly tight knot. It doesn't seem like it'll come undone anytime soon.

{RGB grumpily fussed to himself at this.} “…Charming.”

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

Don't worry RGB, Negative's got something of a parent, and they won't let either of you hurt one another! And, chances are, as long as you're kind and open to Hero and Negative, and you don't act like a complete you know what hole, Negative won't try to attack you in the first place! Plus, you and him are built the same, so if you had to, you could both run from him and/or fight him, and actually have a fighting chance. Just don't pick a fight that's not a tickle fight and you'll be fine.

“I’d take the run away route.“ {RGB responded, this ask weirded him out a bit.}

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

*There's a soft wheeking sound coming from beneath it. Peeking under-* =Eet!= *A skull like shape encased in white fire pokes out to look at you! The only visible facial features are a pair of cartoonish, thin, black lines for eyebrows, one brow raised at you.* =???= ((Yep, Inversion isn't the only one.))

{RGB couldn’t help but look at this small creature. He had never seen something like it before.}

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

Hello!! How are you doin, Jeebs?

”Sound as a pound! How about you?” {RGB asked, he was trying to shift attention off of himself.}

[mika-meowz]

[Mika was a little surprised at how quickly he bounced the question back on them. Then again, maybe that's how normal conversations were meant to go. They weren't really a social expert.] "I'm doing pretty okay! Have you been up to anything interesting lately?" [Mika asked. They hoped that asking another question wouldn't bother him]

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

“Not much, just guiding Hero around.” {RGB responded, he didn’t mind the questions.}

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

Hello!! How are you doin, Jeebs?

”Sound as a pound! How about you?” {RGB asked, he was trying to shift attention off of himself.}

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

hero looked up "titties" on youtube. just thought you should know

{RGB gave a look of disapproval to the Admin.} “Hero doesn’t have a computer or any means of reaching that website. And second, don’t accuse her of such actions.” {He responded.}

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

Pssst, jeebs, neggy's ticklish too, so you can get back at him. I'll distract him if you want me to >:3

“No. What makes you think I’m willing to get near him?” {RGB asked, in a rhetorical manner.}

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

Opinions on Negative?

“You mean that black and white fellow? He looks rather dangerous, I’ll admit.” {RGB responded, looking slightly uncomfortable at the mention of Negative.}

[ask-the-dapper-tellyman]

*Something scrambles under a nearby plant, making soft little noises.*

{RGB couldn’t help but investigate.}