"Why talk to such human scum like me?.."

This will be a askblog for the famous ultimate broker! Syobai Hashimoto I DO NOT own Syobai Hashimoto his character and sprites belongs to the wonderful Linuj!! There will be some noncannon stuff but I will keep everything mostly the same! mostly I will allow anything! M!A, asks and a lot more! Just keep it safe by the rules! !!MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SDRA2!!

[ask-the-former-broker]

Hewwo uwu, can you put on a maid dress for Cross-san and go to the infirmary just like RL Mikado?

“........” he crumbled a paper in his hand..he growled annoyed, as he got ready for a visit  

[ask-the-former-broker]

Hey there, I'm the anon that gave you that tazer there. Tho, it seems it's not driving those perverted anon back, so I got you more gifts to help. I got pepper spray, a airhorn to use against there ears, duck tape to tape there mouths shut, and if none of those work, a gun, and no it doesn't have real bullets we don't want to kill them, it'll be hard to get rid the bodies. It has pin balls to shot them in the legs with, it hurt just as much though. I hope you like these, have a safe day~

“You are the most tolerable anon I met, this will even be really useful..very useful..I thank you kid this will be fun and useful to use.”

[ask-the-former-broker]

Mr Syobai, I'm so sorry about the other anons

“I am sorry for myself as well...”

[ask-the-former-broker]

*gives u the money* ty and i might come back again idk but i'm gonna go grill the baby bye bye :DDDD ^w^

“Good, it was a pleasure doing business with you”

[ask-the-former-broker]

Did you know Tsurugi tops Yamato?

“Isn’t the Kisaragi dude dead? I didn’t know jack shit about the Kisaragi information, but Kisa guy died a while ago, and cop bitch is stuck in the wheelchair so”

[ask-the-former-broker]

fine i'll take ummm 3 packs if that makes sense anyways i was able to buy a baby off of the black market <3 i still want weed tho

“233, for three packs, take it or leave it” 10/10 Honest Syobai complete!

[ask-the-former-broker]

i have millions my g... i want the weed... if i cant eat babies i gotta smoke some weed :((((

“Look you either think of something else, or no deal..” 9/10 Honest Syobai, 

[ask-the-former-broker]

MM, tase me like Tsurugi tops Yamato~

you were shot by Syobai no more horny 8/10 honest Syobai

[ask-the-former-broker]

MAID OUTFIT PWEASE DADDY OWOWEOL

the anon got tazed by Syobai Hashimoto 7/10 honest Syobai

[ask-the-former-broker]

Daddy,,,, are you free tonight?

the anon got tazed by Hashimoto “No I am not” 6/10 honest Syobai

[ask-the-former-broker]

Put on the maid dress and go to the infirmary ☺

“..................Seriously?” Sy..Syobai? 5/10 honest Syobai

[ask-the-former-broker]

Maid outfit. Now.

“................................” what have you done 4/10 honest Syobai

[ask-the-former-broker]

I'm the person from some time ago asking for the weed. Can I have your whole stock? Thanks ^^

“Kid, we gotta come up with a better deal, I can’t just give you all I got..” 3/10 Honest Syobai

[ask-the-former-broker]

.. the purple haired girl

“Ooooh that girl..” wow he really has a way of remembering faces “Honestly she is just some Mikado, Kanade wannabe. not even threatened by her she can bother me as long she wants as long doesn’t fuck with my plans you know? It’s simple”

Honest Syobai! 2/10

[ask-the-former-broker]

Opinions on Miurya?

“I have no clue who in gods name you are talking about” Honest Syobai 1/10 (it wasnt specified so i am going with ten jtshythr)

[ask-the-former-broker]

M!A TRUTH

you can only say the truth you cannot lie

“.....For fucks sake...” he wasn’t happy about this

[kazuichi-and-woh]

“c’mon…almost there…”

at last,the screen flashed on.a tall male jolted at it,as he sighed with relief

“huh…finally got it to work!sweet!”

in the background,you could hear the sound of voices.young voices.they were giggling,as well as just happily chatting amongst themselves

“i can’t stay here for long…but at least i can introduce myself…”

“the name’s Kazuichi Souda!and i’m the oldest member of the Warrior’s of Hope!!”

“could we maybe get a promo?”

and just like that,the screen turned off

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[ask-the-former-broker]

(efawgr4 I apologize for randomly switching sprites)

there was the former broker at stand.. “Well well, oldest member? Warriors of hope, haven’t heard of this, I might check to see the fuck this is all about..”

[kazuichi-and-woh]

“um…yeah?well,to make it simple for ya…we’re a group who’s planning on creating a ‘paradise’ just for children…”

“i really can’t explain it any simpler than that…”

[ask-the-former-broker]

“I am now bored of this idea..seriously? A ideal world for kids? What a stupid concept..more of, a dream than anything..”

[kazuichi-and-woh]

“hold on…your NOW BORED?!what the hell do you mean by THAT?!”

“look…we’re all taking this seriously!we ARE gonna make that ‘paradise’ happen!and hell,i think you might be a ‘Demon’!”

[ask-the-former-broker]

“I mean making a world “perfect” for anyone is such long boring work with no reward, so it’s just like said, boring, call me a “demon” all you want I just accepted reality that you can never make a world perfect for any side” 

[kazuichi-and-woh]

“god you are so…is ‘cocky’ the word?”

around then, a small pink haired girl came skipping into the room,looking curiously at Syobai

“huh?who’s this?he looks like a burnt cigarette with arms and legs!!”

[ask-the-former-broker]

“Thanks, that’s considered compliment to me, most people called me living trash, or scum, but seriously, you get more annoying as you speak.” “No wonder I hated kids so much..”

[kazuichi-and-woh]

“and it’s no wonder we hate Demon’s so much!

Kotoko by now was basically mocking Syobai,with no real concern over her own safety

“she’s gotta point…”

[ask-the-former-broker]

“At least I have a proper job, and what do you morons do? Fool around while making a “Paradise” sheesh, I know serial killers who are more tolerable”

[kazuichi-and-woh]

“huh?’serial killers’?!we’re definitely aren’t that!!their all grimy and gross!! and besides,your job probably sucks!!just like you!!”

“wait…we DO kill a lotta people though…so maybe?”

[ask-the-former-broker]

“Than good for you, but as you can see, most people are like that, that’s reality dumbass, people are gross in general, not just criminals..that’s what most people miss..”

[kazuichi-and-woh]

“well jeez you got some nerve,you smokey Demon!!”

“well…this is going great…”

[ask-the-former-broker]

“Because your beliefs are so outrageously stupid, it almost makes up for your stupid nicknames calling me a “Smokey demon..” and such, you’ll never learn will you? 

[kazuichi-and-woh]

“yeah,your right.it’s stupid.it’s stupid how we’re trying to save the kids who cry themselves to sleep because their so-called ‘parents’ are just so awful to them.it’s stupid how we don’t want others to go through what WE’VE been through.yeah,it’s all just stupid!”

“what we’re mainly trying to do is prevent the number of kids who have been through hell.we’ve suffered.we’ve been hurt in so many ways.and yeah…all you guys think is that we’re doing this for fun…”

[ask-the-former-broker]

“You say that, but my point stands, you are horrible people just like the rest of us, you are bad like me, you can’t save someone’s fate right from birth, than you’d just have to kidnap babies from hospitals, this conversation is useless..” 

[kazuichi-and-woh]

“woah woah hold on!!’kidnap babies’?!is THAT your job?!”

“wh-what are you doing with the BABIES?!”

[ask-the-former-broker]

he let out a quiet chuckle he found it funny.. “I mean, your almost close to what I do as a job, but still not it chief,  but what I was saying was explaining you can’t save the broken it’s useless..people are broken right when they are kids..”

[kazuichi-and-woh]

“i…i dont want to agree with him,b-but…”

“s-so are you gonna arrest us?!a-are you gonna kidnap us too?!”

[ask-the-former-broker]

“Yes cotton horns, I know, I’m normally right, It’s just how it is.” “and you Bubblegum, I’m not a officer, and why would I even want to do that?”

[kazuichi-and-woh]

“i-i don’t know…m-maybe cus we basically just told you about what we’re doing?!”

“i really dont want to agree with Demon’s,but…i dont know…”

[ask-the-former-broker]

“Call me a bad person all you wish to cotton horns, I just know reality, and it’s not having the chance to be able to “change” its the chance to grow up, and learn the world is cruel and it doesn’t like anyone.” “....and also I don’t care what you are doing..just don’t try to tamper with my work..”