Tarron, He is a former priest who left to start a family. He decided to temporarily stay at the Undervale Hotel to find some job. He is skilled in almost every kind of mechanic work, repairing other things including cars.
Tarron is a kind-hearted man, always trying to please everyone, and of course, he has a crush on Katherine. And he tried to please her and her childs.
However, Abaddon disliked him for the reason that his appearance reminded him of the priest who had bound his spirit.
But later they talked things out and made up, and in the end they still felt weird towards each other (in a good way).
They promised each other that from now on, once a week, they would go out and torture people together.
Behold, the ATLAverse Oral Skills Tier List! AKA which character eats 🐱 the best
I will discuss the rankings + my reasonings behind my placements below the cut, but let me just do this so I don’t get a bunch of questions about it:
This list contains ONLY characters that
1) are canonically attracted to, or have canonically been with women
2) actually have official art made of them
3) are somewhat relevant (more subjective, but I wanted to avoid filling up the list with one-off randos people aren’t likely to recognize)
I know, I know, there’s characters in our heart of hearts that we know are out there winning awards in munching, but I had to draw the line at some point to like. Actually finish making this. Perhaps another time I’ll include more characters, but this is what we have for now
Look below for further explanation 😌 NSFW discussion below the cut. Obviously
I’m going to go from the bottom to the top, explain what each tier means to me, and say why I included the characters I did in each one. Here we go!
(Also one last note, this is specifically in regard to how well they perform oral sex. Some characters may not be great at it but are talented at other types of sex, and vice versa. I just needed to make my views known on who I believe is an eater and who isn’t)
F Tier, AKA Makes A Disgusted Face At The Suggestion:
Unalaq: I feel this one is obvious. When has this man ever done anything that didn't directly serve himself. Would act like it's a chore and make his partner feel bad they even asked
Iroh: I just. Cannot picture this man fucking. He is a purely asexual being to me. Lu Ten was born via male parthenogenesis. That being said, if he were to ever be in a sexual situation, I don't think he'd eat. In fact I don't even think it would cross his mind. And he would do it badly on purpose so they never ask again
Sozin: Secretly gay. Disgusted by the female body. Refuses to even consider it
E Tier, AKA Just Plain Bad:
Hiroshi: I also struggle to picture him as a sexual being. Way too used to getting his way and being the most important person in any room. He'd try to do it if asked, but would just be so genuinely bad at it it's never suggested again
Baatar Jr.: Similarly used to being spoiled. Way too mechanical about it, can't ever get into it enough for the other person to enjoy it. Doesn't complain about it, but isn't good at it
D Tier, AKA Well... They Tried:
Ozai: Basically what it says on the tin. A step up from E tier because he does seem to actively enjoy it somewhat
Varrik: He really does try, but he's too chatty and struggles to stay in one place so he just can't ever get into enough of a rhythm for anything to come (haha) of it
Azulon: Similar to Ozai. Was married for a long time so I imagine he picked up a few skills eventually but was never great at it
C Tier, AKA Enthusiastic But Unskilled
Zuko: C and D tiers sound similar, but the key difference is just how enthusiastic they are. Very much enjoys it and gives it his all, but isn't quite patient enough for the payout sometimes
Bolin: Similar issues to Varrik, too squirmy. But the enthusiasm almost makes up for it because it's always clear he's having a good time
Zeisan (Sozin's gay sister): Again, very excited about it, but she never really gets the chance to properly practice, being a sheltered princess and all. Gives it the old college try regardless, results are about 50/50
B Tier, AKA Solid Skills, Get The Job Done
Mako: Very caring, always does his best, has a solid track record of getting people to finish with it. Has a tendency to be slightly impatient sometimes, but he's the kind of person to finish what he starts
Pakku: This one is kind of a hear me out, but please do. If I were Kanna, and I had risked my life to run across the entire world to get away from this man, I would not be spending my twilight years with him unless he was bringing something good to the table. A little overconfident about it at times but is genuinely good
Tenzin: Freak in the sheets vibes. I don't think it's his best bedroom skill, but he's a well-rounded guy so even one of his worse skills is still pretty good
Roku: Also married for a long long time. Definitely learned some things during it, and by the end was very consistent with his ability
Noren/Ikem: Kind of along the same vibes as Pakku, but with a much sweeter and caring attitude. He makes sure Ursa is getting treated right
Aang: Goes full send every time, absolutely loves going down. Genuinely very good at it, I just think the ones above him are better
A Tier, AKA Quite Good
Kyoshi: She had over 200 years of practice. 'Nuff said
Korra: Her entire life was spent training to be the best of the best. And this is no different
Hakoda: I mean just look at him. He's got very kind eyes. I know he's got the skills
Tonraq: Actually cares for people unlike his annoying brother. Based on vibes alone I can tell that he's just really good at it
S Tier, AKA Top-Notch Eaters
Asami: I feel like she's put in a lot of practice. She knows her way around and is determined to show her partner a good time every time
Sokka: Suki had that man TRAINED. And he's proud of it too
Zaheer: The way that P'li was all over him after thirteen years in prison tells me all I need to know. He couldn't have bagged a baddie like that without some serious skills behind it
Baatar Sr.: Notice the small the age gaps are between his and Suyin's children... The quiet nerds are always the best
👅👅👅AKA The Oral Unicorns
I originally had all of these in S tier but ultimately decided to add extra tier for those that are just. Beyond good. They needed a ranking all their own
Kya: Traveled the world, learned skills from everywhere she could. The tricks up her sleeve are numerous and never-ending
Rangi: Best example of a magic tongue if there ever was one. Don't know exactly what it is but I just know she belongs here
Kavik: Utterly devoted to his partner's pleasure. Any time, any place, day or night, rain or shine, he's eating it like a two michelin-star meal
Kuruk: Similar to Kya in that he got around. Not humble about it in the slightest either. He's always ready to give someone the best head they've ever had in their entire life and then leave before they wake up. They'll never be satisfied by anyone else's ever again
And there we have it! Honestly these are just vibes and my own headcanons so like do with this what you will. But here's my ranking 👍
In my opinion, Iroh shouldn't be bad at oral. I mean, he's clearly a playboy in the show.
I don't think he should be in tier F. He should at least be in tier B or C.
You might argue with me that 'No, just because he's a playboy doesn't mean he'll do it.' but HEY, based on what we've seen on the show, who knows, he might just be good enough to win ladies' heart. (Personally, I give him tier A for some reason.)
Actually, I'd like it if he did something weird while eating me out. Lmao
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