Welcome to the post office!

Indefinite Hiatus Please be kind and courteous to each other! Enjoy your stay!

[theo-card]

In honor of the OFF Steam and Switch releases, have the updated Theo reference! He's got his new royal post office uniform now!!!

[ask-the-funky-postman]

Ah! C-Connor, Theo! I g-got you two lunch! Steven was, Well, doing what he always does. :< ~Avanna

@zone-3-machine

[ask-the-funky-postman]

Fucking Steven

[ask-the-funky-postman]

Lunch time! Where will they go?

-Connor is now open for asks!-

[ask-the-funky-postman]

“Hey, uh.....

You ever uhm-

Struggle with emotions?

I ask this because I’m prone to being stoic constantly, and whenever i get the slightest bit emotional, i clam up and leave immediately. Just some advice would br fine, if you haven’t been through that.”

"All I can really suggest is to not run away from your emotions. Its hard, I know, but sometimes you just have to face them. Sorry I can't offer some better advice..."

[tulips-n-roses]

*the postman come in with a box full of letters. He seems a bit nervous, but he still sets the box down gently on Pinks desk* "Howdy! Got a big delivery for you!!! Lots of letters!" *each letter says variations of 'You're amazing! Take care of yourself! We love you!'* "You have a swell day sir!!!" *and with that the postman runs off* - ask-the-funky-postman

[He opens the letters, one by one reading them carefully-]

[ask-the-funky-postman]

Hellllo Theo love! I was curious, what do you do in between deliveries, if anything? Any sort of past-time activity of sorts?

[ask-the-funky-postman]

Smol protogen dropping in to give hugs!! :3

[ask-the-funky-postman]

"Howdy! I have a package delivery for a Theo here! Hope you enjoy and have a lovely rest of your day! *beeehhh-eehhhhh* [The box is filled with cookies of various flavors and icing designs]" -Fortune (thegoatmerchant)

[ask-the-funky-postman]

you are aware of the purifier? the stoic creation.

"Never heard of it! Sounds kinda spooky though!...and a bit sad...who would make something stoic all the time?"

[ask-the-funky-postman]

Oh no your hat! Maybe it fell on the ground? Or under the table?

[ask-the-funky-postman]

Is it possible to pet ghosts? Some of them seems friendly :o

"Where did my hat go???....and my stamp..."

[ask-the-funky-postman]

Tell me Theo, are you an Elsen? You look pretty tall compared to the others.. Anyway you're amazing! Have a nice day! :)

[ask-the-funky-postman]

Do you have children?And if not,do you want to have children?

[ask-the-funky-postman]

vrede: "hey, delivery boy!💕 i hope you dont mind me visiting again, ive missed you lately. if you need an escort for any deliveries, let me know!" [gives theo a gay little forehead kiss] (neverh00d :3c)

",,,,,"

[ask-the-funky-postman]

Did you find any ghosts while delivering? It could be dangerous!

"I've encountered a few specters on my deliveries yes. But I know how to get around them at least! The deliveries need to be done after all!"

[ask-the-funky-postman]

Heyo, anything crazy you get up to with Zacharie or the others after work? Seems like your job can be kinda stressful if you have to sort all of that mail

((also im going to join this cult of making batter ocs because yalls makin cute ass batters and i want in😳😳))

"They tend to burn easy under the stress..."