T H E K I N G .

make no mistake, beautifully foolish mortal. i am more than a god amongst men.

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not possible.

no. this is not and cannot and will not and won’t ever be possible.

that silly, silly mammal.

…but perhaps…

this shows promise.

yes. promise.

King in Yellows Kingdom. • Community on Tumblr

A community dedicated to the king in yellow! Our savior draped in gold!

hello there, and welcome to tumblr’s millionth king in yellow sfawtde ask blog!

i’m your host, Noid!

if you see any purple text or ooc tags, that’s me talking right there.

this blog is… kinda for an au? not really? it’s obviously not canon compliant because. well. the king in yellow is not dead, but it’s not it’s own solid concrete au, details might change or whatever, and feel free to add your own lore into the blog by sending asks!

basically, the idea i had is, what if since derek said the spell in minecraft he couldn’t really fully bond with him, and now parts of the king are broken off into ~the interwebs~ and it gets to experience the full joy of all the world wide web has to offer. maybe he tries to become like a better…. eldritch… horror… thing. whatever.

oh, the king uses he/its by the way.

i am 100000% open to interacting with any other sfawtde/dawtde character role play blogs! :D yall so fucking cool and a lot braver than me.

color assignments do NOT mean much here. don’t use them as signifiers of who i’m talking to. the only consistent one will be yellow for tkiy, obvi.

if the king is a bitch to you i’m sorry i hope you know i feel really bad and probably spent ten minutes cryinf after posting whatever i said.

nsfw and anything else you want to put in my ask blog is 100% allowed except for hate and bigotry

also… and this is kinda a shot in the dark but… if you want to work out a longer storyline you’re interested in role playing w me, message me!! i would totally be up for it :DDDD

it is also pretty important to note the fact that i am fucking stupid. please keep that in mind while interacting with this blog. that means anything from ignoring grammar mistakes to being forgiving when i contradict lore or don’t know something about something. i am very fucking stupid.

!!!!!! IF I DROP A RP THREAD!!!! PING ME!!!!!!!! MESSAGE ME!!!!!! REMIND ME!!!!!!! I DID NOT DO IT ON PURPOSE!!!!!!! I HAVE 0 OBJECT PERMANENCE AND IF ITS NOT THE TOP NOTIF I FORGET ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

my pussy is godly and divine context

now cower, you poor lost lambs,

for your king,

your god,

your divine ruler

has returned to guide you to the butcher.

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Smells like wrongdog

how much attention do you need?

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man it smells like. Updog in here

no the FUCK it does not

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I just sneeze

👍 ok 👌

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hotdog 🌭

good job. yes. that is what that emoji represents.

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ulelelelelele

fuck you man what even the even hell even

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wait hold on I thought that was for a dark fountain (deltarune)

I would like to be clear that I think a dark fountain would be cool. Not a regular water fountain. Those probably already exist in Carcosa anyways </3

neither will be made.

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Not the fountain anon but I vote yes

Could be cool as hell

i said no. consent. consent. fountains require consent, not consensus.

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can i make a fountain here

fucking NO.

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clips into the wall never to be seen again

okay what the fuck. did anyone else just see that even

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we have to put you in the backrooms now sorry

thats actually carcosa.

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We’re curious. We like learning of you.

i do not like telling.

you should not know to ask such things.

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Does like um do like each of your tentacles have womb in them?

And so do you like get pregnant for fun to have a snack at hand...?

Since we all know you eat children

-🧀

no and also no.

but yes. i do.

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suspicious chewing sound

burps

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Why Tessie?

why do you wish to know?

she was a mistake. the dreams were more entertaining.

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can I be saimin.think that’s how you spell it. it’s the best soup I’ve ever had in my whole life

yah sur

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If you could bring one (1) person back from your past, who would it be?

you should not care about this.

…

tessie.