[HIATUS]

"Ask us questions, we might answer." //ask blog for the Noir couple, from Welcome to the Game 2// Buy me a coffee? buymeacoff.ee/Cz76wLbl1

[ask-the-noir]

<i>You came too close.</i> Companion piece to the AI AU.

[the-graves-familyarchive]

Right.

Anyways, I should have made a post about this before, but I kind of forgot?

I’m getting surgery tomorrow, so I have absolutely no idea how this is gonna affect my activity on here, which is already not great. So. Yeah.

I’ll try to make an update post or something? Not sure how successful I will be in that endeavor, but I’ll try.

Thanks!

[aishlingpark]

One year ago today, we lost a beautiful soul.

March 20, 1976 - July 20, 2017

[archived-zombbean]

Yooo all my male identifying followers!

I’ve learned a lot about the standards of beauty that women have to live up to but now I need your help!

I have a male character that is self conscious about his looks but I need to know what standards men are expected to live up to in terms of attractiveness.

What do you feel self conscious about when you look in the mirror?

[ask-the-noir]

Oof, well, here are some:

Being overweight/too skinny, and not having any muscle definition

Wide. Hips. Upright triangle instead of an inverted one.

A beard that is patchy, not filled in

Fear of a receding hairline, loss of hair, very thin hair

Having a very round face, not square enough of a jaw

Very bushy eyebrows, or too thin eyebrows, being afraid of plucking them or filling them in

Being small in stature, shorter than average

Wanting to have nice nails, but not too nice, but not too nice because then, that's 'feminine'

Same thing for clothing

Not fitting properly into a suit, or having the right accessories, not knowing how to color coordinate, or pattern coordinate. A well fitting suit is an expensive one, and many people can’t afford one.

Not looks, but smell. Is it too much, or too little cologne?

These are some I have personally experienced and/or have heard about.

Hope it helped!

[ask-the-noir]

<b>A.I. AU</b> It doesn’t seem like a normal program. It seems... like it’s hiding something. Don’t stare at it for too long.

[ask-the-noir]

"He’s a whimp."

[ask-the-noir]

Mister Noir wrangles you out of the room. <i>Leave.</i>

[ask-the-noir]

"He’s really funny when he’s scared."

[ask-the-noir]

Me: I'm going to work on replies!

Also me: *makes an A.I. AU*

[ask-the-noir]

//okay guys, new tablet stylus, no longer drawing with my finger. I think I’m ready to come back fully and start working on the asks I’ve been hoarding.

[the-graves-familyarchive]

(tw:suicide)

I’ve been working for a long time on this and it’s finally finished!

It has rather heavy topics, fitting considering some of the characters, but I don’t think I’ve ever poured this much love and effort into a single project, so I hope you enjoy it! This community has given me so much and I wanted to give back.

And don’t forget, no matter how dark tomorrow seems… PMA!

@therealjacksepticeye

[ask-the-noir]

//I have no excuse

I’ve been offline a lot and I have no excuse. I suck. I’m sorry guys. I should find time between the things I’ve been doing but I’m not. I’ll really try to answe asks later. Sorry guys

[ask-the-noir]

What's ur favourite part of your job?

“Murder!”

[ask-the-noir]

What would you do if someone had hurt one of you?

It’s a hammer. With blood on it.

And bits of gore.

He put a lot of effort into this one.

[ask-the-noir]

How did you know that you're in love?

“How do you know you’re in love?”

[ask-the-noir]

How much do you love each other?

[ask-the-noir]

Do you like to hang out with friends or do you prefer spending time with each other?

It’s a drawing of Ms. Noir.