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dankmemeuniversity

lakevida

being asked to leave a physical real life area and calling it a soft ban is pretty good

flerns

slow and slutty wins the race

so-much-for-subtlety

zoctopode

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

beeeleenn

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

charl0ttan

anik

i love this guy

saintfelina

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

anik

i love this guy

spiribia

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

snippybaby

Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets

selkypostergirl

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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fursonas

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

mothgirlballs

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

theygender

heartbreakrevolver

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

hadesisqueer

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

hadesisqueer

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

joyflameball

onyxbird

Uh oh, buddy, did you dip the entire baby in the good-at-soccer water? You didn't think ahead and leave, e.g., his heel, mediocre at soccer just in case?