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@ask-the-sanguinior
Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars
guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)
Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’
Fire burn and cowboy bootin’
Eye of newt and spicy beans,
Toe of frog and denim jeans,
Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
tossed into my iron griddle
With the tannin’ of our hides,
Somethin’ wicked this way rides
Not that anyone asked for this but
Too good.
This is the truth
I don’t want to disappear without a forewarning.
As of July 4th 2018, the Internet as we know it might be dead for good.
The European Parliament is passing a new Copyright Directive. Article 13 #CensorshipMachine will impose widespread censorship of all the content we share online. Art, fanfiction, parodies, remixes, mashups, memes, etc.. Anything that you do not hold the rights over will be taken down.
Article 13 would force all online platforms to police and prevent the uploading of copyrighted content, or make people seek the correct licenses to post that content. Internet platforms hosting large amounts of user-uploaded content must monitor user behaviour and filter their contributions to identify and prevent copyright infringement.
Such filters will be mandatory for platforms including YouTube, Facebook, Tumblr, Reddit and Instagram, but also much smaller websites.
This can pose detrimental consequences to content creators all across the globe, read up of on the topic and help fellow content creators if you’re able!
This is massively redundant and stupid, seeing as not too long ago it was only just made so that people could upload parodies without the risk of being copyright claimed. If this is successful, many parts of YouTube, the entirety of Twitch, and probably even tumblr will be shut down or made inaccessable from within the EU, as so much of the content on Tumblr is protected by the lack of article 13. Please, try to stop this happening, I am begging you. And for the Brits who are not interested because of Brexit; still try, don't be such a self centered ass
“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something
but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”
like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesn’t want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.
I support both -_-
“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something
but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”
like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesn’t want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.
Why is Fulgrim a tapeworm
“Because Fulgrim is an idiot whos general worth these days is as much as a tapeworm, and because i’ve got fucking moth wings, and we all have to look stupid in some way or another.”
“ Morty be nice to our brother when he’s going through his scalie phase ! And I like your moth wings they look cool !”
“they are stupid… useful, but stupid…”
I mean, Magnus has some weird ass rainbow chicken wings, so you could be worse off
Sanguinius’ ressurection
“can we just purge all the eldar so their god of death resurrects and can bring back our glorious primarch?”
My boss is telling me I am in fact obligated to agree with this plan….well the killing eldar part at least. Such suffering to be had there
“ why won’t you people just let me stay dead with Ferrus and father !”
"The emperor is not yet dead, not completely, and if I were to take a guess, the eldar lord of death would be capable of saving him, and ferrus"
So....
God of the greater good is a thing now ? Apparently?
"Yay. Another heretical god for the inquisition to rant about destroying but never actually being able to."
Blessing an inquisitor while he purges Lorgar's sons
Sanguinius' ressurection
"can we just purge all the eldar so their god of death resurrects and can bring back our glorious primarch?"
Primarch Horus Heresy swap. Everyone's now on the opposite team
- becomes a champion of the blood God with Crimson wings and a taste for blood -
Does the exact same thing. Except for the whole dying by imperial assassin. Or there’s those fanfics with me having a mother and such.
Becomes a champion of Chaos Undivided. With a leaning towards Khorne. Or possibly Tzeentch.
Becomes a Champion of the Imperium
You wish. You’d be the new Cato Sicarius.
Perturabo gets to construct the imperial palace.
Slaanesh is looking pretty good all of a sudden!
“Having a shadow crusade fought against me by quilliman doesent sound pleasant…. but I would probably end up as the emperor…. I’m in….”
“Wait….. no daemons. … fuck…..”
Becomes the Emperor’s chosen commander to wage war against the traitors
And get stabbed by the warmaster
“Not be a walking corpse and possibly a nice still one. Also stab Jaghatai…. and hopefully Typhon…”
“ yes . Stab typhon! Wait ….wouldn’t he become like the new Sigismund ?”
-sigh- “probably… but if we are dreaming here i would still like a reason to stab him.”
*not existing because Sanguinius never died*
"wait, wouldn't Horus and Sanguinius just switch places? Like, Sanguinius kills Horus and then gets killed by the emperor?"
I heard you’re holding elections for the next Man-Emperor of Mankind
“ @a-40k-author “I will win.”
“ no you won’t ”
“A vote for me is a vote against Magnus.”
*Ork Vox frequencies* vote green, vote Ghazghkull Thraka.
“Vote for the Lord of Iron, I shall repair and improve the Golden Throne.”
“Vote for me and I’ll set the Ecclesiarch on fire to keep them warm for the rest of their short life.”
Someone come up with an eligibility requirements list
“Eligibility: Be Magnus the Red. None of you are me, so…”
“I’m the only one with previous work experience.”
Pretty sure Sanguinius already won this one, then again, not to speak against the blood angels or our glorious primarch, Guilliman does have the 500 worlds.
Vote Recaff!: Yeah that’s all I got for you, Recaff and 400+ years of combat and leadership experience. So uhhhh yeah RECAFF FOR GOD EMPEROR!
Birb gives her vote to @magsnagadaunkyllyble .
Vote for Eiyr, vote for a better, brighter future.
I’m arresting you all for Treason.
“While he’s arresting you all, I vote me.”
@ask-tribune-ra "with all due respect, (which isn't very much to be completely honest), good luck arresting the emperor of Imperium secundus, what is supposedly a daemon-esque version of Him and a Daemon prince-primarch of Tzeentch"
Warhammer 40,000 {Sentence Starters}
“Knowledge is power. Guard it well.”
“Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life.”
“The difference between heresy and treachery is ignorance.”
“Innocence proves nothing.”
“Despair, for I am the end of days!”
“Victory needs no explanation, defeat allows none.”
“Do you hear the voices, too?”
“Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.”
“What would you have me do?”
“A suspicious mind is a healthy mind.”
“A good soldier obeys without question. A good officer commands without doubt.”
“Who are you to order me, fool?”
“I will destroy their minds and burn their bodies.”
“Only in death does duty end.”
“There is no such thing as innocence. Only degrees of guilt.”
“Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.”
“Success is measured in blood; yours or your enemy´s.”
“Don’t think you can order me around.”
“Cowards die in shame.”
“Happiness is a delusion of the weak.”
“An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.”
Good old dawn of war quotes here. Unsurprisingly, the librarian ones are my favourites
Plague Marines
“My sons…”
“ are you proud of them Morty?”
“Proud? In a way I suppose I still am…”
“I don’t much see how you can be proud of a legion that has devolved into such an abomination of disease and disgust, but each to their own, I suppose.”
“I would say you place to much pride and value on appearance alone Sanguinior, but it is a sentiment I can agree on when it comes to both my sons and my own appearance and soul. No, it is not on matters already lost by a foolish father that I take pride in when it comes to my sons.”
"Perhaps... If I may, I do wish to ask, were there any death guard that resisted Nurgle's influence? I would presume so, but then again, the thousand sons completely turned, to my knowledge"
@ask-the-lord-of-drakes why is Dawnbringer your favorite weapon?
Because 1) Having a signature weapon strikes fear into enemies, and 2) Having a better hammer than @askrogaldorn40k makes me happy.
“It’s hard to wield a battle hammer with one hand”
“I can. Apparently it is a core part of the ancient Terran pasttime ‘miniature golf’.”
“Does miniature golf involve castles?”
“ yes . Mini ones ”
"Can confirm, miniature golf includes castles.
And windmills, there's always at least one windmill"
I heard you’re holding elections for the next Man-Emperor of Mankind
“ @a-40k-author “I will win.”
“ no you won’t ”
“A vote for me is a vote against Magnus.”
*Ork Vox frequencies* vote green, vote Ghazghkull Thraka.
“Vote for the Lord of Iron, I shall repair and improve the Golden Throne.”
“Vote for me and I’ll set the Ecclesiarch on fire to keep them warm for the rest of their short life.”
Someone come up with an eligibility requirements list
“Eligibility: Be Magnus the Red. None of you are me, so…”
“I’m the only one with previous work experience.”
Pretty sure Sanguinius already won this one, then again, not to speak against the blood angels or our glorious primarch, Guilliman does have the 500 worlds.
Primarch Horus Heresy swap. Everyone's now on the opposite team
- becomes a champion of the blood God with Crimson wings and a taste for blood -
Does the exact same thing. Except for the whole dying by imperial assassin. Or there’s those fanfics with me having a mother and such.
Becomes a champion of Chaos Undivided. With a leaning towards Khorne. Or possibly Tzeentch.
Becomes a Champion of the Imperium
You wish. You’d be the new Cato Sicarius.
Perturabo gets to construct the imperial palace.
Slaanesh is looking pretty good all of a sudden!
“Having a shadow crusade fought against me by quilliman doesent sound pleasant…. but I would probably end up as the emperor…. I’m in….”
“Wait….. no daemons. … fuck…..”
Becomes the Emperor’s chosen commander to wage war against the traitors
And get stabbed by the warmaster
“Not be a walking corpse and possibly a nice still one. Also stab Jaghatai…. and hopefully Typhon…”
“ yes . Stab typhon! Wait ….wouldn’t he become like the new Sigismund ?”
-sigh- “probably… but if we are dreaming here i would still like a reason to stab him.”
*not existing because Sanguinius never died*
