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What If Passion over Perfection was a person?
Rest in Piece, John Blanche.
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💂♂️⚔️🪙If The Emperor's ever wants to stand up, he Will stand up.
Just a smol simple ones today, shush
The Only Thing I dislike more than The Terminus Decree is drawing fucking Hyperdetailed Golden Custodes Armour. Thats Why Imma KEEP IT SIMPLE AND FUCK IT—
And Custodes are so Cool, I wish There were easier—
It Also fills me with Joy to draw a Stupid BOAT Faces Grey Knight's helmet being squished like a Pepsi™ can— so I guess I dislike BOAT face slightly more than I dislike Custodes Armour.
These are 1875x2500 digital drawings and sketches, and my coloring method, layer by layer!
Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day
I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"
They seem like the kind of guys who would keep count
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As a fic writer, i need every reader to know that:
I don’t care if your comment is coherent. I know what you mean and i love you
I don’t care if you ramble. I read every word and i love you
I don’t care if you leave a comment on a fic from four years ago or leave comments/kudos on like ten of my fics in one go. This isn’t IG, pls stalk my AO3. I love you
I don’t care if you mention the same thing in your comment that four other people have already mentioned. It’s actually really useful to know what resonated with people and I love everyone who takes the time to tell me they liked a particular turn of phrase
I don’t mind if your comment is super long or just a couple of sentences, i love them all
I love you
I despise the Imperium of Man, and by extension GW
Dark Imperium
Blade of Damocles
Throne of Light
The latest Tithes episode has Administratum drones take away ammunition from Guardsmen fighting a desperate battle against Orks
Rogue Trader regularly goes out of its way to show you how fucked things are, it’s literally built into the alignment system
I get it, I really want more non-Imperial media too. But Imperial media regularly emphasizes how immensely shitty the Imperium is. Simply because a faction is the protagonist of the story doesn’t mean that it’s good.
When I see a meme like this, I always ask myself whether I read the same novels as the meme creator.
Every single Warhammer book so far (and I have read a metric shitton of them, with a good measure of short stories and novellas.) has made it abundantly clear to me what a horrible, inhumane shitshow the Imperium of Man is. Whether it's the Ultramarines Sergeant siccing the Imperial Guard on far superior Orks just to buy time, or the complete dehumanisation of the Deathkorps of Krieg, or the SoB Canoness who sees recovering relics as her priority and will walk over a lot of dead bodies to do it. Be it the description of a life on a factory world, the meaningless deaths of Astartes to hold one measly hill, the sheer monstrosity of the existence of Servitors or the god complex of the Inquisition or the Iron Hands sacrificing an entire Hive City to create a distraction while hunting down a Demon Prince (ah, Julius! Sweet, tragic Captain Kaesoron).
And the fact that the story is often told from the brainwashed perspective of the inhabitants of this dystopia does not relativise the horror, but on the contrary makes it even more present and horrifying in its cognitive dissonance.
For me, the comparison to Kafka always comes to mind. Anyone who has read ‘The Trial’ knows the view from below of a beaurocratic machine that eats people and is not questioned by any of its victims. It stands absolutely above everything and can and will break the individual.
For me, one thing is absolutely clear in every Warhammer novel: the future sucks camel dong. For everyone. And there are no good guys. On any side.
The glorification with which the Imperium of Man surrounds itself becomes painfully clear to me in the wonderful irony of its iconography: the omnipresent gilded Memento Mori.
This absolute devaluation of human life screams out at you from every line and I think the authors could only have used moustaches and monocles to make it clearer that the Imperium are most definitely not the good guys.
(As a Chaos connoisseur, however, I must add: My side is no better. Not one bit. Just a different flavour. A particularly nice piece of text full of irony here is the Lucius short story, in which the cruelty of a factory world is juxtaposed with the cruelty of Chaos and in the end everyone just loses again).
So, after a giant wall of text: No, I don't think GW/BL does a bad job showcasing the inhuman idocy of the Imperium of Man. They may not add "and they are the bad guys" to every character, but for me the horror of watching all the cruelty through eyes of people, who are so deep into this horror, that they can't even dream of a better world, is even more immediate.
I’m wrapping up Throne of Light as I write, a book I’d describe as a good fun romp, full of snarky xenos, coked up Navy officers, and some deliciously conniving sorcerers. I picked it up because I needed a break from the heaviness of the Twice Dead King duology, and let me tell you, it was the perfect palate cleanser.
The book is dripping with human suffering. From the graphic descriptions of the Black ships, to the torturous existence of the astropathic choirs, to the brain-dead fanaticism of the Black Templars, to even the misery and depression of the inquisitor, Throne of Light reminds you over and over and over again that the Imperium is powered by endless human suffering. The Chaos contingent isn’t any better, as you noted; they make some great points, but they are all profoundly selfish, cruel people. And this is in a book written to be fun. I know how Haley writes when he wants to get serious and /or philosophical, and this is not it.
And every Imperium book I’ve read is like that. I got my start reading the Cain books, and those books are filled with black comedy alongside more serious little jabs to remind you that the Imperium is fucked. The bolter porn books are full of space marines being giant assholes to baseline humans. The HH books have a reputation for making it clear that the Imperium was always shit, there was no golden age, and the Emperor sucks donkey balls.
I get that a lot of people are sick of space marine book after space marine book. Shit, I’m one of them! Much as I love my boys in blue, I’d trade five of their books for one good Ynnari book (or a Votann book, or a Tau book, or…). This universe is so vast and wild and weird, sticking only to Astartes is so damn limiting!
But there Imperium are not the good guys. The Imperium have never been the good guys. Every single Imperium book makes it blindingly obvious that the Imperium is, y’know, the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. And if you haven’t picked up on that yet, then you haven’t been paying attention.
Sadly, some of the fandom will not accept this even if it had flashing neon lights and strippers in front of it.
I think they where the target of the meme, not Games Workshop.
Warhammer 40,000: The Tithes
HEY WARHAMMER NERDS I NEED YOUR HELP
I'm newish to the fandom and I have a question I haven't been able to find a solid/satisfying answer to in the last about 20 minutes of googling: Who was actually responsible for the non-violent integrations to the Imperium, specifically pre-Heresy?
Like, most of the worlds you see/hear about in the books/etc are the violent takeovers, because those are the ones that they're most likely to talk about. What Space Marine wants to chat about things like diplomacy and laws and legislation after all.
But who does the diplomacy? Is it up to just whatever Joe Schmoe Astartes happens to be in charge of the group that makes contact, or are their designated diplomats? If so, are those diplomats Space Marines? Or would they have normal human diplomats on hand in case new human populations were up for talking instead of shooting?
For the most part during the Great Crusade (Pre-Heresy) individual Expeditionary Fleet Commanders, Space Marine Captains (and above) were granted great leeway when it came to contecting new civilisations.
The Primarchs obviously have the most talked about diplomatic success, Fulgrim once convicted a world to join the Imperium after having a set of dueling contest with his warriors.
As well as the independent Lord Commanders and Astartes officers there where also the Iterators. Their job was to help new worlds integrate with the Imperium, ensure smooth power transitions were necessary and spread the word of the Imperial Truth.
Custodian Guard Tyrith being a badass
Sisters of Silence remain one of the coolest bits of the Imperium
Not to mix too much of The Locked Tomb into 40k, but I really think that not leaning more into the fact that the venerated leader of the Imperium is functionally dead is doing the setting a tremendous disservice.
Sure there's skulls and shit everywhere but it feels like there's no acknowledgement that the Emperor is dead. Humanity should be leaning way harder into that. Like Jesus but x1000. The Emperor died to keep Chaos from reaching humanity, he is dead but still Thee Protector of Mankind. There needs to be Venerations of the Holy Corpse, He Who Sits Upon The Throne Eternal. The 9th House in TLT has a locked tomb to pray about, why aren't Navigators praying to the Light That Guides. Where are my pictures of the Emperor with the Astronomican depicted as his heart hanging in every space-abuelas kitchen. Where are the weird cults who argue over whether or not the Astronomican is an aspect of the Emperor or a separate thing entirely.
WHERE IS MY 40K VERSION OF SANTA MUERTE
To die for the Imperium is to follow in the Emperor's footsteps! Why isn't dying for the Imperium a bigger deal!!!! Like, families celebrating that their child who went off to the Imperial Guard has brought upon them the greatest honor, to follow in the Emperor's name? More religious guardsmen should be painting their faces like skulls, to bring fear to their foes by mimicking the Emperor's holy visage.
Where is the veneration of the valiant dead and why aren't there more reliquaries???? To die for the Imperium is to die like the Emperor. Belief gives power, the human skull should burn a daemon the way a cross burns a vampire because of the absolute belief that death is a holy act.
Catacombs should be nigh-on daemon proof because of the protective force of the sacred dead. And there should be catacombs EVERYWHERE because the dead body is a holy thing. The Emperor is a corpse on a throne, his corpse is most holy, each humans' corpse bears a little of his holy power for are we not built in his image.
The Ecclesiarchy should be a million times more unhinged about death and its sacred nature because to die is the holiest act of all.
A new transhuman murder machine has entered my brain space
I adore her already
Tyrith Shiva Kyrus, the female Custodes from Warhammer 40K: The Tithes Episode 2.
More of her because why not!