Things John Geist is no longer allowed to do Pt 1
John is no longer allowed to Challenge Space Wolves to drinking contests, we are running out of space to store the Thunderwolves they keep gifting us.
John is no longer allowed to personally recruit, he tried to drag a Space Marine into the Mad Wolves under the reasoning 'that he wasn't wearing his armor, I just thought he was a weird looking Priest'.
John is no longer allowed to attempt to cook, the Ratlings are still confused on how he managed to burn eggs under direct supervision but can somehow perfectly roast meat over a fire.
John is no longer allowed to claim that he's 'A Space Marine, A Mechanicus Priest who Lifts, The Emperor's answer to Lucius the Eternal, The Man who Sold the World, or Punished Wolf'.
John is no longer allowed to challenge Khornate Cultists to Duels, we are starting to get fan mail from Khornate Cultists... most of them are wanting to duel and the rest are requests for procreation.
John is no longer allowed to visit our Eldar Allies, John has a tendency to try and steal anything particularly deadly looking, and he's been seen lugging away a Harlequin before.
John is not allowed to speak to the Tau, especially to Commander Farsight, especially if the Tau personally request him.
John is not allowed to recruit Kroot from the Tau, he managed to get a Kroot War Pack to worship him somehow and now they are following the Mad Wolves like a bad stench.
John is not allowed to try and shoot anything larger than his pistols or more intricate than his bow, the Assassinorium are still bothering him to try and get him to tell them how he managed to bounce a las-bolt so many times.
John is not allowed to preach the God Emperor's Word, the last time he did he managed to cause two Priests to have a mental breakdown.