Now’s Your Chance To Ask A [Big Shot]!!!

[OUR STORE IS CURRENTLY CLOSED] For mobile users: Our Spamtons Pfp by Shira!

[ask-the-spamily]

Intro Post/Rules, Please Read Before Interacting!!!

HEY        EVERY!!!

Welcome to the Spamily! Several folks from the Kromer Klub Discord server have come up with some lovely Spamtons, and they are itching to interact with others!

All ya gotta do is specify which Spamton(s) (3 at most) you want to ask a question or submit something to and we will try to get back with you as soon as possible! Keep in mind that this blog is ran by folks who live in different time zones with different schedules, so please be patient if we don’t get back to you right away!

If you wanna see your options, check out the “Our Spamtons” list.

(Here’s the link if you’re using the mobile version)

https://ask-the-spamily.tumblr.com/ourspamtons

So we got quite a few Spamtons here, but here is a list of the Spamtons you can talk to! Firstly, we have one of the Spamlets, Antivirus. He

Before you ask though, please keep the following guidelines in mind:

*This blog will NOT accept NSFW questions or posts of any kind. There are minors here you know.

*If you want to use anyone’s art, you MUST ask before reposting. Art theft is unacceptable.

*No discrimination of any kind!

*Cyberbullying is not accepted nor tolerated on this blog at any time.

*Refrain from sensitive topics. Why on earth would anyone ask a Spam email political opinions?

*No discourse. This is a Spamton blog after all.

Failure to follow these guidelines might call for a block, so PLEASE be aware of these before you interact!

Got it? Good! Now’s your chance to ask a [Big Shot]!

[ask-the-spamily]

Turns out my last question was already answered sooo have there been any parties the spamily has hosted?

Dollar Store Spamton: [Yes] ACTUALLY.

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I [Hostess] [Party City] ALL THE T1ME

I [Shake And Bake] EVERY 1 THEIR [All Time Favourite] SNACKS

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BUT, UH, THEY [Get Out!] OF [Take Control] ALOT

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[Last Time On:] THE SPAMILY HAD A [Party City] [Power Of] NEO TRIED TO [Second Degree Murder] SMUGTON FOR [Making] HIM [DropLikeAnECake] HIS CAKE...

This is fine...

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((*dramatization. hopefully.))

spamtons featured: dollar store spamton, smugton, neo

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Art by SavageRavage

[ask-the-spamily]

Hey smugton had there ever been a fight between any of the other spamtons-? If so which ones?

Smugton: Hey Big Shot, sorry for the late response! Fights pretty much happen on a daily basis around here. They do manage to keep things pretty exciting, so I made a wheel to see who's gonna be involved in the next fight! The wheel seems to take a liking towards Spamtiago and Neo though...

Go ahead, take it for a spin! Wait, you mean starting fights for entertainment isn't a good thing? Uh oh...

Art by @raisancitrus

Mentioned but not part of the blog (yet?)

Beaston is owned by @currently-simping

TwoBit is owned by @dangoarts

Staticton and Dealbreaker are also owned by @raisancitrus

[ask-the-spamily]

HEY EVERY!!!

Thank you guys so much for your questions! Just wanted to make an update that there may be some delays. Several Kromer Klub members have had and will have very busy schedules and we apologize for some possible late responses. Summer is approaching which might be a busy time for some! We promise to work on them as soon as we can though, so hang tight, you’re all Big Shots to us!

-Kromer Klub

[lev-the-demon]

"WATCH OUT [[MIKE]]!! THERE'S A NEW HOST ON THIS [[SHOW]]!!!"

Finally got around to making an EX design for spams. Quick little summary, spams ex is like a compact version of the neo suit and has a much better voice system he uses to be heard better in shows. His voice can be so loud and clear that the microphone can be turned off and he can still be heard like it was still on. I'll eventually make a ref sheet for his ex form lol

[raisancitrus]

Some Spamily doodles! Learn more about them on the @ask-the-spamily blog!

Spami is owned by @lavinderash

Antivirus is owned by Akira from the Kromer Klub on Discord

Memeton is owned by my bf TheShyGuyKing on Discord

Spams is owned by @currently-simping

Spammy is owned by @mattthealpha

Neo is owned by @dangoarts

Spareton is owned by @charasime

Spamtiago is owned by @belablue222

And of course that salty lil guy in the corner (Smugton) is owned by me!

[ask-the-spamily]

To cryptid spamton:

Ever prank any of the other spamtons?

Cryptid: I'M A SALESMAN, NOT Aa [DAM N Clown]! I DON''T [TOP Funniest Prank Videos 1997]!

I H4VE TRIED [PIPIS TOSS] 1CE! NEVER AGAIN.)

Art by Shira

[ask-the-spamily]

Hey everyone, thank you so much for your asks! In the future to make things easier for us, please specify which Spamily members you want to ask. We recommend 1-3 per question. Thank you again for the support, and have a nice day!

[ask-the-spamily]

How are you guys doing?

Spami: I’M DOIN’ [[Great Deals]], THANKS!!! I’M CURRENTLY [[Work in progress]] ON A [[Specil]] PROJECT! ONCE I’M FINISHED BUILDING THIS [[Killer Robot]], I CAN [[Becomed]] EX!1!!

Art by @lavinderash

[raisancitrus]

So, after talking with the folks on my Spamton Discord, I decided to make my own au version of Spamton (I call him Smugton). I’ve never made an au for Undertale or Deltarune so I hope this turns out alright!

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After having his strings snapped by Kris and their friends, Spamton is forced out of his NEO form and returns to his regular appearance. His speech has returned to normal and he has regained his lucidity.

Unlike the original story, Spamton finds he is able to live without the strings and turns them into a scarf that he dubs the “Puppet Scarf”. He thanks the main party and leaves with the goal of enjoying his newfound freedom.

Now Spamton lives on trying to have his best life. His personality is more akin to his original self before corruption, but has traces of NEO’s personality as well, hence his tendency towards smugness. Sometimes his corrupted speech pattern will return, mainly when he gets flustered, but he is generally able to keep it under control.

Despite his attitude, he’s still the kinda guy who will claim to be hot stuff but proceed to trip over a trash bag. He’s doing his best to become a better friend but not without causing a little chaos along the way.

(I might come up with an au name and a more detailed story later on when I actually think of things but I hope you enjoyed reading through this!)

Here’s the YourSpamton version

[ask-the-spamily]

Wow, the first Smugton sighting real?

You can probably expect to find more Spamily member lore down the road…

[raisancitrus]

What would smugton do if there was a quagsire with the same scarf as him 👀 ?

Smugton: “Uh…nice scarf. Do I know you?”

“Where’d you even get that?”

[ask-the-spamily]

HEY EVERY !

Spamtiago and the Spamlets just wanted to let everyone know that asks are open!

Choose up to 3 Spamily members and ask away! Be sure to follow the guidelines located on the blog’s pinned post please.

Art by @belablue222

[ask-the-spamily]

Wanna see what the Kromer Klub does every Friday? Well here’s a fairly good idea.

[dangoarts]

i animate sometimes

not a lot because photoshop is A S S to animate in

bonus fren angel spamlet under cut

[ask-the-spamily]

What the Spamily like eat ?

Cryptid: WHEN I WAS A [[BIG SHOT]] I HAD [Everything On Sale Now!] [LIM!TED TIME OFFER] / BUT NOW I HAVE TO [Dumpster Diving] JUST 2 FIND [5 * * * * * Meal]!)

Art by Shira

Spams: [HALF OFF POTATO WEDGES]!! I use to [order] them at the grill..

Art by Spooks

Spamtiago: I NORMALLY ENJOY A [[fine wine]]! ‘97’S MY FAVORITE YEAR! THOUGH I ENJOY A GOOD [[tips please!]] JAR TO SNACK ON EVERY NOW AND THEN!

Art by @belablue222

[ask-the-spamily]

((Heeeeeeeeeeeeello there new spamton blog victim!)) Hello hello, got any brooms?? -Broom stealing anon

NEO: Brooms? I think you mean the [Spamlet Repellant]

*Some say you can hear the Spamlets scuttling away like dogs…

Art by @dangoarts

[ask-the-spamily]

DO YOU LIKE TEA?

Spareton: H7 f8lks , So t8 respond 4t this question... Yes I l7ke Tea , Esp3cially lavender tea ! If ya w4nt some just 4sk me I w8uld be glad t8 make some for y8u.