(Welcome)

[ask-the-information-specialist]

Mallek please do not look into it. The real guy in charges extremely dangerous. More so than the Condece. Everything to do with him is bad news.

do you really think you’re doing anything other than making me want to know more;

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(Do you really want to know?)

[ask-the-information-specialist]

obviously i want to otherwise i wouldn’t have just;

[His drops to a whisper]

otherwise i wouldn’t have lied to my matesprit about this;

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(It’s a long story. But.. Her Imperial Condescension is nothing more than a puppet.)

[ask-the-information-specialist]

Mallek please do not look into it. The real guy in charges extremely dangerous. More so than the Condece. Everything to do with him is bad news.

do you really think you’re doing anything other than making me want to know more;

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(Do you really want to know?)

[ask-the-marvus-missing-link]

The return

back n in one piece

heh

might need some rest tho b4 i get back into the whole swing a things

@ask-the-bronze-singer @ask-the-information-specialist @ask-the-bronzecowgirl @ask-lynera-skalbi @ask-the-unknown-karako

(( extended explanation under cut ))

Keep reading

[ask-the-information-specialist]

((heccye!!! ur back!!!!

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(( glad to see your back!!! 

[rei-rei-stuffs]

((Ok I’m going to say this one time. This is all fucking fake. A roleplay. Just because you dont like how its going doesnt mean shit.

So stop being a dick and leave my friends alone. I have already had to delete probably ten asks today all anons bitching about the fact that skyllas a hoe, or that m^2 is the only ship mallek should be in. I dont know about @ask-the-information-specialist ’s mun but i know your really starting to piss me off and make me regret even having fun which is a dirty bull shit move. We have a plan for how we want things to work out and your bit hing is making it hard to follow threw with it on my end. ))

[ask-the-information-specialist]

((seriously. the marvus mun is gone for his own mental health. M^2 is over. we already HAVE a workaround for the Maylla ship but damn y’all are making me want to say fuck it and have him run off into her arms or better yet say he has to go off planet and never open the goddamn inbox again. I’m fine with people trying to help Mallek understand his feelings but

DO NOT ATTACK THE MUNS.

WE.

OWE.

YOU.

NOTHING.

[ask-the-information-specialist]

ADDITIONALLY

MOST of us are teenagers. ALL of us are humans. We get stressed. We get snippy. Is this us getting snippy? No. This is us being justifiably angry that the thing we do for enjoyment is being treat like it is your right. It isn’t. We don’t have to let you interact. We allow you to. We have allowed you into our safe place, our escape. Respect it. Respect us. Respect us or leave.

[what-is-todays-headcanon-blog]

Annoying anons have no place here.

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

What if we were to told you that you are not the only troll that know about timelines and non canonical stuff.

(that would be cool. i’d love to talk to this troll)

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

You know Marvus Xoloto, right?

(of course i do. he’s famous after all.)

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

Hello_squirrel_troll. What_are_you_doing_here?

(just chillin)

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

Whats your favorite kind of music?

(electro swing and jazz)

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

how do you seem to know so much about the world? and time?

(i don't know. that's the way it is i guess)

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

((I never regretted making a shit post before like I do now

[askgalekhxigisi]

{ Suffer. }

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(( It's beautiful

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

hit or miss!/

she took the fucking kids/ huh?/

[what-is-wanshis-catsona]

[]you got a matesprit i bet he doesnt kiss ya[]

[ask-not-vriska]

he gon find another troll and he wont miss ya!

[ask-the-information-specialist]

and here we see; why i don’t socialize;

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

mad cause i’m already tracer/

[ask-the-information-specialist]

don’t test me;

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

[ask-the-information-specialist]

[ask-your-fish-queen]

I LOVE YOU ALL!!

[ask-the-mustardblood-prince]

||| I wanna be Winston. |||

[ask-pitiless-mercenary]

Bring it around now* la da da da da da da dadada dadadadah* ladies* @ask-the-swordsman *| Good golly!*|

[ask-the-swordsman]

*shaking from laughter*

I’// be bastion.

[ask-fashion-and-fates]

. .. … ….

NERF BASTION

[ask-the-information-specialist]

all of you are going to troll hell;

[ask-the-tetrarch]

And you arenTT because you are wonderFul

Jk your going TToo

*ladies and gentlemen*

*we got em*

[what-is-todays-headcanon-blog]

!!

Hi, welcome to Chili’s!

[ask-a-very-tired-tyzias]

can i get a uhhh

boneless flavor disc

[just-some-guy-just-some-dude]

- !! i won’t !!! hesitate ! bitch !!!

[nevyrmore-deactivated20210829]

Show me what you have!

A KNIFE

vV NO! Vv

[ask-the-mustardblood-prince]

||| Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does! |||

[just-some-guy-just-some-dude]

- ! no what did you !! say dude !! what the fuck !! step the !!! fuck up !!! kyle !

[what-is-todays-headcanon-blog]

This bitch empty!

[ask-the-information-specialist]

it = an avocado; thanks;

[ask-heartattack-chixie]

and they were roommates!/

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

oh my gog/ they were roomates!/

[just-more-trolls-moving]

~Cv~ Skate or die

~Cv~ You either skate..

~Cv~ Or you die

[just-some-guy-just-some-dude]

- !! UM !! i never went to !! oovoo javer !

[what-is-todays-headcanon-blog]

Look at all those chickens!

[ask-the-mustardblood-prince]

||| I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE |||

||| HYUUUAUAUAAAAAAAAAAHHHH |||

[just-some-guy-just-some-dude]

- !! miss keisha !! MISS KEISHA !! oh my !!! fucking gog !!! she fuckin ! dead !

[ask-the-information-specialist]

IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME;

[just-some-guy-just-some-dude]

- ! i am !!! disgusted !!! i am !!! revolted !!! i dedicate my !! entire life !! to our lord and savior ! bronya ursama ! and this !! is the thanks !! i get ?? !!

[ask-the-swordsman]

[slapping of feet]

Daddy?

Do I /OOK /IKE-

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(hi my name is jared im nineteen and i never learned how to read)

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

Awww you're adorable! Here, take these flowers and have a great day you cute lil thing 💐! (flower-anon)

(thanks. these are really pretty and you're too kind.)

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

h6w tall are y6u? y6u seem... quite sh6rt, but I like having exact numbers

(4'10.)

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

Holy Moly, you’re adorable! *o*

(Thank you.)

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

Chixie! He's found Tyzias, I'm afraide, and it seems that he's found his target in him! I'm... I don't know whate to do, deareste...

he’s alive?!/

okay!/ i’ll try to head over as fast as i can./ maybe i can stop him./

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(I think you should let things play out for now.)

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

i…/ what do you mean?/

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(It means things are going along the path it’s meant to.)

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

…/ still not following…/ but okay…/

[Cryptic much??]

[what-is-todays-headcanon-blog]

I cannote let anyone die again. How is this possibly the path it’s meante to take, if the path is where everyone dies?!

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(Please, trust our fate.)

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

Chixie! He's found Tyzias, I'm afraide, and it seems that he's found his target in him! I'm... I don't know whate to do, deareste...

he’s alive?!/

okay!/ i’ll try to head over as fast as i can./ maybe i can stop him./

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(I think you should let things play out for now.)

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

i…/ what do you mean?/

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(It means things are going along the path it’s meant to.)

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

…/ still not following…/ but okay…/

[Cryptic much??]

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(Do not worry. Everything will be fine.)

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

Chixie! He's found Tyzias, I'm afraide, and it seems that he's found his target in him! I'm... I don't know whate to do, deareste...

he’s alive?!/

okay!/ i’ll try to head over as fast as i can./ maybe i can stop him./

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(I think you should let things play out for now.)

[ask-the-bronze-singerdeactivated]

i…/ what do you mean?/

[ask-the-squirrel-troll]

(It means things are going along the path it's meant to.)