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ERROR: it seems a malfunction of some kind has caused me to create some sort of stupid looking webpage. oh well. while i try and figure out what the hell happened feel free to send me your questions. || Ask Box: [0/10]

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Here, have a you

TG :oh. thank you… that is all.

{ ahhhh thanks!! :DD ]

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dave do you like to cuddle with john?

TG: he only really cuddles me when it’s only me or casey around though for some reason.

TG: i dont get him sometimes. humans are weird.

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[[ Ask Box Is Open ]]

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Why hello there fellow 'bot! *he sticks out his hand to shake* My name's Jake English!

TG: …hi?

{ dave doesn’t know what handshakes are, bro doesn’t use them. try and fistbump him and he might get your message. ]

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GT: { P r o c e s s i n g … }

GT: …

GT: *slowly withdraws his hand and coughs awkwardly*

GT: S-so, how are you this fine day?

(( Fun Fact: Jake is a bit of an older bot and he has grown a little peculiar over the years. He’s also a bit of a Pinocchio, in that he wishes sometimes he was human. He has had an owner before the Condesce that he got his speech pattern from. ))

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TG: ...

TG: im fine? *he momentarily considers just turning away and being done with this*

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Why hello there fellow 'bot! *he sticks out his hand to shake* My name's Jake English!

TG: …hi?

{ dave doesn’t know what handshakes are, bro doesn’t use them. try and fistbump him and he might get your message. ]

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{ Just my main 3 daves, being daves. my bbs; oppositestuck!, kuudere!, and robostuck! also, listening to a freaking awesome nico nico chorus while doodling, so doubley cool <3 ]

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{ this au isn’t even a week old and we’re already aggressively shipping characters. perf. ]

[[ i’m getting to many drawing ideas I’m scared this ship for this au only has existed for a little and it’s already taking over my life ]]

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{ a little is an understatement, this has existed little under half an hour xD ]

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[[ I’ve sold my soul to this ship I just know it ]]

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{ the little bit you haven’t sold to hussie you mean? ]

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[[ That smidge that was left. why..

oH MY GOD I WAS JUST LOOKING AT THE PICTURE WHERE JOHN IS HOLDING DAVE BACK AND “He’s purple! He’s supposed to be red! What did you do?!” POPPED INTO MY HEAD

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{ xD

Because of the bruise? :'3 ]

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{ this au isn’t even a week old and we’re already aggressively shipping characters. perf. ]

[[ i’m getting to many drawing ideas I’m scared this ship for this au only has existed for a little and it’s already taking over my life ]]

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{ a little is an understatement, this has existed little under half an hour xD ]

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[[ I’ve sold my soul to this ship I just know it ]]

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{ the little bit you haven't sold to hussie you mean? ]

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{ this au isn’t even a week old and we’re already aggressively shipping characters. perf. ]

[[ i’m getting to many drawing ideas I’m scared this ship for this au only has existed for a little and it’s already taking over my life ]]

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{ a little is an understatement, this has existed little under half an hour xD ]

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ask-the-stridroid replied to your post:[[ I have a feeling in this Au most of the kids…

{ that woould still be fucking…

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{ omfg yes. that is all i have to say about it, just yes that’s so fuckin cute omg <3 x3 ]

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[[ I came here to have fun and now i am aggressively shipping this

perFECT ]]

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{ this au isn't even a week old and we're already aggressively shipping characters. perf. ]

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ask-the-stridroid replied to your post:[[ I have a feeling in this Au most of the kids…

{ that woould still be fucking...

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{ omfg yes. that is all i have to say about it, just yes that's so fuckin cute omg <3 x3 ]

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ask-the-stridroid replied to your post:[[ I have a feeling in this Au most of the kids…

{ that woould still be fucking awesome! human kids try and pick on ya? uh, bitch no, have you met my…

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- in which dave is confused beyond belief -

{ i see your doodle and i raise you one more ;3 ]

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[[ Where John has an “accident” which may or may not be caused by the assailant  and gets a new arm ]]

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{ pfff - you heard him john. dave's reasoning after this would probably be on something like: "he even turns my colour when he's 'embarrassed' or 'shy'; hence, mine." ]

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ask-the-stridroid replied to your post:[[ I have a feeling in this Au most of the kids…

{ that woould still be fucking awesome! human kids try and pick on ya? uh, bitch no, have you met my...

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- in which dave is confused beyond belief -

{ i see your doodle and i raise you one more ;3 ]

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ask-the-stridroid replied to your post:[[ I have a feeling in this Au most of the kids…

{ that woould still be fucking awesome! human kids try and pick on ya? uh, bitch no, have you met my bros? ]

[[ and so the assailant was beaten until Dave got his point across ]]

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DAVE: PROTECT

{ oops my hand slipped ]

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[[ thAT IS BEAUTIFUL THAT DOES nOT HAPPEN FROM A SIMPLE HAND SLIP ]]

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{ aha, for me it does - but t'anks, i'm flattered :'33 ]

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ask-the-stridroid replied to your post:[[ I have a feeling in this Au most of the kids…

{ that woould still be fucking awesome! human kids try and pick on ya? uh, bitch no, have you met my bros? ]

[[ and so the assailant was beaten until Dave got his point across ]]

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DAVE: PROTECT

{ oops my hand slipped ]

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Do you have different sets of clothes?

BRO: Dave, work on your fucking drawing.

TG: shush bro this is a masterpiece.

TG: basically my different clothes and how many of each of them i have. for reference of you guys. (and mun)

TG: about that one long-sleeved shirt though i dont know why i have it. bro just insists i keep it.

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Can you feel pain? And if not, do you think any others can?

TG: i do the detailed diagrams as you can see. but yeah. other than that its just a dull ache. or a numb feeling where my missing limb or broken part is.

TG: as for the others i have no idea. never asked. but were all programmed a little differently so its hard to tell.