Ask the Vaterland

Guten Tag! I am Lutz Beilschmidt and the much more awesome personification of Germany. I am here to answer your useless questions. [Check the Rules for more info]

[schmitskatz]

STOP ITTT you wanna tell me this was 13 years ago..................

[ask-aphdeutschland]

This is from 2010, i’m

Can I file for retirement yet))

[ask-the-useless-german]

2015, just saying.....

[ask-p2-germany]

The 2023 Return of the Alternate Potato!

Heyo it’s been a hot minute, so what would you like to see featured on the blog?

Memes

Some backstory!

Give me ships or give me death

it's been 5 YEARS

I'm down for anything :)

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2023

[ask-the-useless-german]

Do you have heterochromia, I watched one of your videos, and it looks like you had a green right eye and a bleu left eye,

Lmao, really? I think you must've imagined that, I have two blue eyes. Maybe it was the lighting.

My right eye is a bit lazy tho and it looks outwards because my left one is stronger and I usually see with that one. Maybe that's what you saw?

[scicytrenchfry-deactivated20220]

I'm in a very inquisitive mood, so please. If you're an active Hetalia ask blog, feel free to interact with this post by reblogging or just liking it so I can follow and maybe ask some questions. No pressure of course, but most Hetalia ask blogs I followed are now dead. And I want to try and ask things to the active ones.

[depression-spell]

Dont know if this helps but here are some blogs that i follow:

-(last active sometime december 2020)

@ask-mr-germany

@ask-useless-german

@ask-the-useless-german

@ask-art-student-prussia

-(last active a few days ago)

@ask-hetalia-nordics

[ask-the-useless-german]

3/5 blogs are mine lol and my blogs aren't dead they're just.... Dormant hah

[grandparomeaskblog]

Happy birthday German Boys!

@ask-the-german-commander @ask-the-useless-german

[ask-the-useless-german]

So, there has been a development...

That has lead to the decision I will do my best to update this blog again.

Maybe some of you already know this; but since May I’ve been having aches in my arm, wrist and hand which is very annoying. It prevents me from drawing and writing (the things I have been doing for the past 8 months). My physiotherapist told me I really need to stop using my arm/hand so much and stop sitting behind the computer so often (who hasn’t heard that at least once in these times). But since this is important for my health I really need to start doing other things.

Therefore I thought; hey if I can’t draw, I can at least cosplay, cause that doesn’t acquire using my hand a lot. And I think it’s a perfect opportunity to wipe the dust off this old blog and get some live into it. I have no idea how many of my followers are even still active, but I know there are still a few ones out there. So, this is for you! (And for my sanity)

This blog has been with me since September 2015 and since that is close it would great to comeback (for a certain amount of time at least) as a 5 year anniversary! Honestly, I’ve grown very emotionally attached to this blog, it’s been there in good and bad times. And so has Lutz and I know he has helped some of you to get through the bad times as well, putting smiles on your faces. 

So here’s to bringing back the good old times! Cheers.

Take care,

Lao

[ask-the-useless-german]

Hi 😁 I would like to invite you to participate in this Event 🤗 #HetaliaXmasEvent

Hello! I assume you aren't aware that i have multiple blogs and you asked me before, on @laos-artdump and @ask-the-german-commander. Both of these are my blogs.

Once again i say, it sounds like a really cool event! But sadly I'm too busy to join 😅

[ask-the-useless-german]

I see you posted a discord chat for older Hetalians... is it still active?

Yes it is!

[ask-wilted-roses-2pfrance]

You haven't talked about 2p Germany in a while. How is Lutz?

We’re both our own separate entities after all.

[ask-the-useless-german]

Hi, I’m doing just fine!! 

[grandparomeaskblog]

What colour is your toothbrush?

Germania and I share everything, we are best friends, you know!It’s white with green or whatever, nothing fancy.

[grandparomeaskblog]

actually it’s Lutz’s we don’t have one. @ask-the-useless-german

[ask-the-useless-german]

GROSS!! 

[hungry-for-tulips]

What happens when the nations start playing PokemonGO?

[ask-the-useless-german]

You're not getting rid of me yet.

Hi i made a tiktok. You can follow me! User name is Laoness (surprise)

[ask-the-useless-german]

-insert youtube link- /playlist?list=PLHHnVxfIhuw1PrdSHqxkU5l8gyY_-4FGV

THERE’S 221 VIDEOS IN THIS PLAYLIST

AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

[ask-the-useless-german]

What are your favorite vines?

Link them to me! ~

[ask-the-useless-german]

Guys I'm serious. Send me the link where i can find them.

[ask-the-useless-german]

What are your favorite vines?

Link them to me! ~

[grandparomeaskblog]

Lutz: You know what it is Dishes. I’m feeling this love affair has become pretty one-sided. No it’s not you,… ok actually it is. Maybe we should meet someone new. Anyway I’m not feeling it tonight, sorry. @ask-the-useless-german Made this for your “domestic-theme” drawing discord event.

[identity-mess]

We recreated the couch sitting meme, because why not. 

Featuring: 

@ask-thenetherlands as her OC APH Holland (Ruben)

@mmd-ask-italy as Roman and Virgil from Sanders Sides. 

@identity-mess as APH Germany and 2p!Germany