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--inbox is closed--the names eridan and i guess this is my ask blog. feel free to ask wwhatevver comes to mind. kan kar and vvriska are all here too if you wwanna bug em (especially vvriska)

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hey guys

sorry bout the inactivvity mun hasnt been feelin all too great and hes been fuckin bummed about so many different things

and yknoww theres only so much i can do to help wwith that

dont message him though he seriously needs to be the fuck alone

but this blog of mine aint dead dont you wworry once mun gets the strength to post again he and me wwill answwer your questions kar vvris and kan are still here of course too

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back in december of 2014 your time kar held a christmas evve party at his hivve evveryone stayed ovver for the night so that wwe could all open christmas gifts the day after in the evvening kind of like a gift exchange i suppose

kan and i wwere dotting on each other already -- sort of a skinny lovve situation wwherein wwe both sorta kneww somethin wwas there but neither of us wwould admit to it

my gift to her wwas one of my rings to propose matespritship to her

i wwas nervvous as all fuckin hell, wworried to death that she might decline so the wwhole day i wwas staring up at the ceiling as i tried to sleep unable to catch a wwink

the next morning kanaya had givven me her gift a wwinter proof jacket wwith a fox fur lining on the hood. she made it herself

awwkwwardly i attempted to givve her the ring and evveryone kneww in advvance wwhat i wwas tryin to do so they wwere all just fuckin starin at me

elevven sets of eyes all locked right on me especially her beautiful golden ones

it wwas killin me and i wwas swweatin up a storm let me tell you

i finally wworked up the nervve to givve her the damned thing and meekly murmured "wwill you be my matesprit" in the most pathetic goddamn vvoice you can possibly imagine me sayin

she reacted a wwhole lot better than i thought she wwould just yankin me forwward and kissin me HARD it wwas the best night of my life and probably the best christmas in my miserable existance

she sure made it good for me

and noww that our annivversary is comin up im feelin good again

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there wwas an anon that wwanted to knoww howw tall i wwas so here you go trolls are actually much taller than humans proportionally but if you wwanna be able to wwrap yer heads around the majesty of our system ill translate for you PROPORTIONALLY im about 6'04" and kan is around 6'00" sol wwanted to be here like the roach he is but hes so fuckin itty bitty hes about 5'02" again thats proportional to you guys sol is tol (haha see wwhat i fuckin did there)

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dont kid yerself vvriska couldnt push me dowwn evven if she used a car

kan is fine of course shes vvery swweet

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from grub sauce to blood smoothies to grub patties cannibalism is integrated in to our society as a norm there aint nothin wwrong wwith it some grubs just arent cut out to survvivve in this wworld so its better to recycle their nutrients and eat em yknoww wwhat i mean

lowwbloods can be eaten by the highbloods and evven higher bloods can sometimes be seen snacking on those beloww them ivve eaten a feww of my livve kills before

its perfectly fuckin legal so long as wwhomevver youre killin is beloww you on the hemospectrum

i dont understand wwhats to be discussed here its a troll eat troll wworld out there

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wwith this neww chat system on board i guess im able to talk to my followwers livve noww or wwhatevver

so to avvoid a massivve flood of messages (i mean just in case i didnt mean to sound cocky there or nothin) ill be swwitchin it on and off and designating hours or some shit

wwhichevver wworks

or i could just let the messages pile up so that itll be a total disaster

wwho knowws

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CG: VIDEO GAMES WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO RANK UP ON TOP AS THE MOST MUNDANE ACTIVITY WE BOTH WHITTLE AWAY OUR ULTIMATELY WORTHLESS TIME ON. CG: BUT HEY, I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, NEITHER OF US ARE BAD AT THEM AT ALL. AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING, CONSIDERING I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE AT JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE. CA: gettin kind of cynical there arent ya kar CA: either wway wwe enjoy shooter games mostly CA: stuff like tf2 killing floor or primal carnage i guess CG: I'M IMPARTIAL TO PUZZLE GAMES MYSELF. PORTAL 2 WAS FUCKING GREAT. CA: sure wwas CA: but yeah if you were expecting something more thrilling than this i apologize CA: wwe both havve nothing better to do

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i think you and i are gonna get along like them twwins wwhat founded ancient rome

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im not gonna type in my quirk for this one

its unbelievable how many people still treat me like her accessory like i aint even an individual no more

i figured by this point in my life shed be some distant mistake i made long burried in my adolescent past but i guess not.

contrary to what you people believe it wasnt the break up that started all of that bullshit. it all started long before that.

listen just i was conditioned to believe that we were made for each other. truth is i was simply made for her to act as her servant feedin her lusus and doin chores for her

i loved her but i was too foolish and too young to realize what i was doing

and when the game started and she left me i suppose thats when i realized what she had been doing to me

i realize i too made many errors but her

she used me

and yet now despite being eight sweeps old (or nineteen years to you earth dwellers out there) you people still act as though im obliged to get along with her and maintain a type of friendship even though theres nothing there and i have long since gotten over her

and by long do i ever mean long. even back when i still believed it was necessary that i be her shield i had accepted that she was never to be mine. im older now and im okay with all of this because it happened a long time ago and shouldnt be relevant today

im with kanaya now. i love her unconditionally because not only does she comfort me and give me a reason to live and smile but she lets me know that im more than just the muscle that can protect his friends.

she makes me believe that despite all that ive heard throughout my teen years that theres goodness inside of me. feferi never gave me that kind of treatment.

she ignored me and when she wasnt ignoring me she was prying in to my life and pushing me far out of my comfort zone

feferi is the type of person to treat her friends like fuckin cats

hell she even pushes sollux out of his comfort zone and i aint very well defending the guy but ill admit that it isnt cool of her to do that to any one person

i am not an accessory to her royal highness

i am eridan ampora

and i am my own fuckin person

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for your information i did indeed get a lot of fuckin candy and ivve just noww discovvered that i fuckin hate sour apple flavvoured things

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i just wwant to be asleep but hey maybe ill get a buttload of candy later and then ill hoarde it all

cuz im a pig

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im so eridone right noww

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inbox is open

though i do still havve a feww more asks left to answwer i dont mind takin some more

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CA: you knoww its easier to keep wwarm than to cool off kan thats the only reason i nevver agreed to movve in wwith you CA: your old hivve wwas pretty fuckin stylish and cozy if i do say so myself GA: For All Intents And Purposes You Lived Out On An Island In The Middle Of The Alternian Atlantic Ocean The Monsoons There Were Just Awful CA: i had storm wwindowws GA: Well It Doesnt Matter Now That We Live Together Because No Matter How Chilly It Gets Ill Always Have You To Snuggle Up To CA: kan dont be a goddamn sap CA: CA: CA: <3

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AG: And 8efore you ask, landwhale is actually two words!!!!!!!! AG: I let Ampora edit it and he fucked it up for me.