Just give me a second darlin'

Hey'a, Alfred F. Jones here! As a wise man once said "I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl." ― Stephen Colbert Ya' got questions? I got answers! Shoot!

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 ask-2p-usa said:

I hope you’re wearing protection when you’re active. Yanno, helmets and the like.

do I look like the kinda guy who wants to die 'cuz he wouldn't take a second for Safety??? 

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I'm even about to go shoot some hoops with my bro!! 

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How do you like New York?

I love every city, all my cites are the best cities 

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The man, The legend

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ask-2p-usa replied to your post: ask-2p-usa replied to your post: How do you feel...

A little heebie jeebies ain’t never hurt anyone /snuggggg

you're grossin me out! you're grossing me out!! stop touching me!!! I don't know where your hands have been! you smell bad! get away!!! 

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ask-2p-usa replied to your post: How do you feel about your 2p self?

Awww, don’t be that way, babe

g-get outta here! yer givin me the heebie jeebies

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Who is your favourite country?

America number 2! 

He's the tiny America that lives inside all of us. Waving his tiny patriotic flags and cooking hotdogs in the summer 

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How do you feel about your 2p self?

grooooossssssss

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I can't even believe- just wow!! rude!!! 

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I love everywhere in America a'course! And the Grand Canyon is pretty dang amazin'