[dollfacednightmare-deactivated2]

SWEET JESUS I NEED TO PAY RENT AND HAVE EXTRA MONEY AND I CANT FIND A JOB

FRICKITY FRACK

SERIOUSLY

COMMISSION ME

[ask-thecynicalmiser]

(SWEET BUTTERY JESUS COMMISSION ME PLEASE I HATE ASKING BUT I'M POOR AS BALLS)

[masamumu]

deviantART

[ask-thecynicalmiser]

I'm getting in the spirit for Christmas, so forgive me if this is cliche as hell. But I'm going around to remind every single one I can get ahold of that they are beautiful. So! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL AND MAGICAL. DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT OR GET YOU DOWN. IF THEY TRY TO GET YOU DOWN, KICK THEIR ASS. HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY SEASON. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

bah humbug.

(sdfja;ldskjf thank you anon! Merry christmas to you too! Ignore kakuzu!!!!)

[ask-thecynicalmiser]

"Kakuzu-chaaaan you can't diiie! Go to the beeeeeeed noooooow"

Busy...

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He would tie the other up and sit on his chest. Pike at his throat. "Stay still until you feel better you fuckass."

A low grunt, and he relaxed backwards against the bed with a grunt.

[inboxideas]

My character is very sick but refuses to stay in bed. What does your character do to keep them there?

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[submarauder-deactivated20131226]

Because of my debilitating anxiety I’m unable to have a normal job. In this sense I make a bunch of stuff to sell, and hopefully make some money off of. Well, this is the first time I have actual merchandise in the form of cellphone/DS charms. I’m currently selling 12 different styles in the first run, and the next run will have at least six more, including charms from Shinkjeki no Kyojin, Avengers, Doctor Who, more Zelda, more Pokemon, And some other Anime/Manga charms I’ve yet to design.  I can’t afford any more materials until I sell at least ten charms. All of my profits are going into a bank account for me to see my Fiance, but even after that is achieved (which will hopefully be soon!), All my money will go towards making more products!

If you can’t buy anything I understand, but seeing my Fiance is so bottomless in it’s importance to me that I have to ask that you at least reblog this. At the moment, in Store, I have Transformers, Pokemon, Zelda, Naruto, One Piece, Supernatural, Borderlands, Team Fortress 2, Deadpool, and Captain America Charms available for immediate purchase. 

You can also Follow ragemoose.tumblr.com for updates about upcoming products and events!

[mistsgreatestmonster-deactivate]

Shamless self advert))

[ask-thecynicalmiser]

(BUY STUFF FROM MOOSE)

[ask-thecynicalmiser]

I want real gold in my hands. / I have your soul in my hand.

Power and control.Give a little, get a lot,That’s just how you are with love.Give a little, get a lot,Yeah, you may be good looking,But you’re not a piece of art.

[ask-thecynicalmiser]

If I was a rich girl/ Nanananananananananananananana/See, I'd have all the money in the world/if I was a wealthy girl/ No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end/ Cause I'd have all the money in the world/if I was a wealthy girl

Have you heard the news that you're dead?No one ever had much nice to sayI think they never liked you anyway.

[in-my-mouth]

Spicy Oven Fries

[trancends-into-pleasure-deactiv]

Let's play a game

Send me musical lyrics that describe my character and I’ll respond with lyrics that remind me of yours.

[plotarmoredmaiden-deactivated20]

Why it takes me long to reply.

[ask-thecynicalmiser]

Tell us the story of how you met your partner.

I was on my way back from a mission and a group of ninja ambushed me. I took them out, and Hidan, seeing me vulnerable and nearly dead, literally followed me home.

[ask-thecynicalmiser]

[text] Please be careful.

[text]Kisame. I'll be fine.{/text]

[ask-thecynicalmiser]

[text] I'll be there right away.

[text]Kisame, no. Just.. stay.{/text]

[ask-thecynicalmiser]

[text] You worry me so much sometimes.

[text]I'm sure I do...{/text]

[ask-thecynicalmiser]

[text] Are you sure?

[text]Positive.{/text]