@ask-thepsychiatrist
I don't know
@officialofthedarkans what do you think
bottom ahh move, youre gay
The fuck.
bottom.
....
(He is walking away)
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@ask-thepsychiatrist
@ask-thepsychiatrist
I don't know
@officialofthedarkans what do you think
bottom ahh move, youre gay
The fuck.
bottom.
....
(He is walking away)
Onyx are you ever gonna even enterntain the idea that you tell me where the hell you're getting these people from?
Haha
No.
...seriously.
Are you In a drug cartel?
Are you human trafficking?!
Who the fuck are these people?!
You're at random peoples houses. You've got a bunch of stray cats-
Leave the cats out of this.
Onyx materialized them outta thin air, duh
WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE
pikmin! :3
YOU CANT IM A LITTLE GUY YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS
@ask-thepsychiatrist
I don't know
@officialofthedarkans what do you think
bottom ahh move, youre gay
The fuck.
@ask-thepsychiatrist
I don't know
@officialofthedarkans what do you think
Onyx are you ever gonna even enterntain the idea that you tell me where the hell you're getting these people from?
Haha
No.
...seriously.
Are you In a drug cartel?
Are you human trafficking?!
Who the fuck are these people?!
You're at random peoples houses. You've got a bunch of stray cats-
Leave the cats out of this.
Onyx materialized them outta thin air, duh
WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE
please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.
Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:
1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves
2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD
3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.
Am I high is this a real post I'm seeing
#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they're very obviously gay tho like there's no doubt about that
Social services have utterly failed Elmo
Okay but they're not even right about that. Elmo doesn't live alone!! He has parents!!!
SICK AND TIRED OF THE FAKE FANS ON THIS WEBSITE
THIS IS ELMO’S PARENTS ERASURE
I agree
Onyx are you ever gonna even enterntain the idea that you tell me where the hell you're getting these people from?
Haha
No.
...seriously.
Are you In a drug cartel?
Are you human trafficking?!
Who the fuck are these people?!
You're at random peoples houses. You've got a bunch of stray cats-
Leave the cats out of this.
Onyx are you ever gonna even enterntain the idea that you tell me where the hell you're getting these people from?
Haha
No.
SABADO. YOUR BITCH IS IN MY OFFICE.
THATS NOT MY BITCH??
WELL HES NOT MINE??
I thought you were my bitch
Am I both your bitches?
Oh my god are we polyamory
How high is he.
I DONT FUCKING KNOW?
IAM FINE.
I want a horse
SABADO. YOUR BITCH IS IN MY OFFICE.
THATS NOT MY BITCH??
WELL HES NOT MINE??
I thought you were my bitch
Am I both your bitches?
Oh my god are we polyamory
How high is he.
I DONT FUCKING KNOW?
IAM FINE.
SABADO. YOUR BITCH IS IN MY OFFICE.
THATS NOT MY BITCH??
WELL HES NOT MINE??
I thought you were my bitch
Am I both your bitches?
Oh my god are we polyamory
How high is he.
I am PERFECTLY FINE
SABADO. YOUR BITCH IS IN MY OFFICE.
THATS NOT MY BITCH??
WELL HES NOT MINE??
I thought you were my bitch
Am I both your bitches?
Oh my god are we polyamory
I've always wanted to be polyamory
SABADO. YOUR BITCH IS IN MY OFFICE.
THATS NOT MY BITCH??
WELL HES NOT MINE??
I thought you were my bitch
Am I both your bitches?
Oh my god are we polyamory
CAN I INTEREST ANYONE IN A CRUCIAL ROUND 2 UPDATE OF BABY TRASH PANDA CHAOS
@sabadoofthehalls
I'm gunna cry.
It's you <3
CAN I INTEREST ANYONE IN A CRUCIAL ROUND 2 UPDATE OF BABY TRASH PANDA CHAOS
@sabadoofthehalls
Have you checked up on your friend(s) recently?
Have you checked up on your friend(s) recently?
Yes
No
can i talk about monarch aetherius' daughter can i can i please can i
yknow what screwit if any of Yall are curious about a particular oc of mine/aspect of The Lore feel free to drop an ask and i'll reply with GUSTO i wanna talk about my little guys
also please ask me about Monarch's daughter
I want to know about the monarchs daughter.
no no not 'the' monarch's daughter, there is a guy named monarch
so long story short (you can read the long version here)
so his whole life he was completely ignored because he wasn't born with magic but his whole family was
and then when his sister was born, he got obSESSED to the point it manifested as the ability to control people's bodies
the extended magical pressure + emotional trauma eventually scarred his sister's soul to the point that soul-based magic (like monarch's) no longer worked
so she fled in terror and monarch followed a few weeks later and started a 'puppet theatre' and basically became a serial killer to cope with the fact that his favorite person didn't love him
and eventually he ended up 'collecting' a puppet that was... different. smaller. weaker. easier to manipulate without magic
he left her alive partially out of the fact he isn't all evil, but also partially because nicky (the child) reminded him of his sister
keep in mind: monarch has ZERO sense of right or wrong, ZERO sense of how to raise a child, basically any of the skills he would need to not horribly traumatize this (at the time) five year old
so he set her to work re-collecting any puppets that might have run away, by any means necessary. usually violence. she has a knife
thing is, nicky had had a family before, she had some sense that This Was Not Fucking Correct, and grew to hate monarch's guts. what kind of father made his daughter hurt people?
plus yknow if she ever said no he'd just say 'tsk. aw biscuits' and take over her body cus nobody ever bothered teaching him bodily autonomy
eventually nicky escaped and made her way to Yasashi, the minigod with whom rose (monarch's sister) was staying
monarch followed (accidentally, a portal went a bit haywire) and nicky snapped and fucked him up like really bad. like horribly bad. he couldn't walk, much less fly, much less run his puppet theatre, for months.
the only person that still loved him was the literal god of chaos. that's it. monarch destroys every relationship he gets with anyone ever
Oh wow....interesting.