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SABADO. YOUR BITCH IS IN MY OFFICE.

THATS NOT MY BITCH??

WELL HES NOT MINE??

I thought you were my bitch

Am I both your bitches?

Oh my god are we polyamory

How high is he.

🧍‍♂️

SABADO. YOUR BITCH IS IN MY OFFICE.

THATS NOT MY BITCH??

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CAN I INTEREST ANYONE IN A CRUCIAL ROUND 2 UPDATE OF BABY TRASH PANDA CHAOS

@sabadoofthehalls

I'm gunna cry.

KNOCK KNOCK

CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

(Le dooreth)

WHERES THE CATS.

Currently wearing seven coats

...what the fuck-

(There are 5 cats on the couch. One on the kitchen island. 3 in their playroom and one in onyxs bedroom)

The slowest approach ever. Very caution. Heading to the couch.

Also approaching.

(A calico spots them and immediately walks over and flops on its back infront of em)

GASP

Squealing hardly contained. Many scritches to head

(Happy kitty)

Patpatpatpatpatpatpat

Patpatpatpatpatpatpat

.....

(Onyx is currently holding a Grey 1 month old baby)

Yeah that's daisy. She's nice.

OH MY GOD

Scoot scoot

Can I pet the baby-?

Yes. But she might play with your fingers don't mind that

The most gentle pats ever. Barely even touching her at this point.

(The baby is nibbling on his fingies)

He's wagging his fingers around and doesn't seem to care if he gets bitten or scratched up

...counting you two I got 12 cats now don't I

(Kitting going ham)

Nah. 13.

H...huh?

STONEEMANN.

Hes probably somewhere.

I..don't think he's very..kitty-like?....

He is when hes staring through your window and won't leave till you give him a hug.

KNOCK KNOCK

CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

(Le dooreth)

WHERES THE CATS.

Currently wearing seven coats

...what the fuck-

(There are 5 cats on the couch. One on the kitchen island. 3 in their playroom and one in onyxs bedroom)

The slowest approach ever. Very caution. Heading to the couch.

Also approaching.

(A calico spots them and immediately walks over and flops on its back infront of em)

GASP

Squealing hardly contained. Many scritches to head

(Happy kitty)

Patpatpatpatpatpatpat

Patpatpatpatpatpatpat

.....

(Onyx is currently holding a Grey 1 month old baby)

Yeah that's daisy. She's nice.

OH MY GOD

Scoot scoot

Can I pet the baby-?

Yes. But she might play with your fingers don't mind that

The most gentle pats ever. Barely even touching her at this point.

(The baby is nibbling on his fingies)

He's wagging his fingers around and doesn't seem to care if he gets bitten or scratched up

KNOCK KNOCK

CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

(Le dooreth)

WHERES THE CATS.

Currently wearing seven coats

...what the fuck-

(There are 5 cats on the couch. One on the kitchen island. 3 in their playroom and one in onyxs bedroom)

The slowest approach ever. Very caution. Heading to the couch.

Also approaching.

(A calico spots them and immediately walks over and flops on its back infront of em)

GASP

Squealing hardly contained. Many scritches to head

(Happy kitty)

Patpatpatpatpatpatpat

Patpatpatpatpatpatpat

.....

(Onyx is currently holding a Grey 1 month old baby)

Yeah that's daisy. She's nice.

OH MY GOD

Scoot scoot

Can I pet the baby-?

Yes. But she might play with your fingers don't mind that

The most gentle pats ever. Barely even touching her at this point.

KNOCK KNOCK

CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

(Le dooreth)

WHERES THE CATS.

Currently wearing seven coats

...what the fuck-

(There are 5 cats on the couch. One on the kitchen island. 3 in their playroom and one in onyxs bedroom)

The slowest approach ever. Very caution. Heading to the couch.

Also approaching.

(A calico spots them and immediately walks over and flops on its back infront of em)

GASP

Squealing hardly contained. Many scritches to head

(Happy kitty)

Patpatpatpatpatpatpat

Patpatpatpatpatpatpat

.....

(Onyx is currently holding a Grey 1 month old baby)

Yeah that's daisy. She's nice.

OH MY GOD

Scoot scoot

Can I pet the baby-?

KNOCK KNOCK

CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

(Le dooreth)

WHERES THE CATS.

Currently wearing seven coats

...what the fuck-

(There are 5 cats on the couch. One on the kitchen island. 3 in their playroom and one in onyxs bedroom)

The slowest approach ever. Very caution. Heading to the couch.

Also approaching.

(A calico spots them and immediately walks over and flops on its back infront of em)

GASP

Squealing hardly contained. Many scritches to head

(Happy kitty)

Patpatpatpatpatpatpat

Patpatpatpatpatpatpat

KNOCK KNOCK

CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

(Le dooreth)

WHERES THE CATS.

Currently wearing seven coats

...what the fuck-

(There are 5 cats on the couch. One on the kitchen island. 3 in their playroom and one in onyxs bedroom)

The slowest approach ever. Very caution. Heading to the couch.

Also approaching.

(A calico spots them and immediately walks over and flops on its back infront of em)

Genuinely looks like hes about to sob.

KNOCK KNOCK

CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

(Le dooreth)

WHERES THE CATS.

Currently wearing seven coats

...what the fuck-

(There are 5 cats on the couch. One on the kitchen island. 3 in their playroom and one in onyxs bedroom)

The slowest approach ever. Very caution. Heading to the couch.

Also approaching.

KNOCK KNOCK

CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

(Le dooreth)

WHERES THE CATS.

Currently wearing seven coats

CATS?

only-cat-memes

HELLO SLABADO

.. Will? You still call me that shit?

Fifty two, actually.

....wow

I'm gonna go for a bit

Try not to ..cause things.

Like a fire?

We should cause a fire.

Yes.

DO NOT CAUSE A FIRE

Seriously, will?

::::(((((

....

*patpatpatpat*

I will bite your fingers off.

Sabado did that to me and it caught me off gaurd why doesn't it work on you

I am simply too good.

Sabado William is being mean to me

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Am not.

Shush.

Tell em sabby

>:(

>:3

Mh.

Mwehehe

You laugh like the bone bitch. Stop that.

Hehehehehe

I think you just dont like laughter.

Haha! Ohoho!

Mmmmgh.

Smiiiile big boyyyy

Let us see that griiin

>:(

William I think we must go the complement route

>:(

I'll give you my youngest cat

Will snap a picture we gotta frame this

Actually I'll do it myself

📸

WHAT.

>:€

I'm putting this as my wallpaper

ILL BREAK YOUR PHONE

Hehe

Are you going to bed

I mean I might soon. Maybe. If I can.

I mean

Will is here

I'll be sitting around like a fly

Surely that might help?

Yyeahh.. Yall fine if if head to be now, then?

Yup.

You too will.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhh I might stay up a few more hours.

Nope. Dont change your mind now. Go to bed.

Ffffffine.

You too will

. . .

Imma go get some coffee-

*GRAB*

AGK-

Sleep.

Now.

No caffeine.

*He takes off his coat again. Throws it at will*

Incase there's no blanket.

Go.

*scatter scatter*

FINE!

.. Where's the couch.

*point*

*face plant to couch.*

I'll be home soon Martha..

Already asleep leaned over the armrest.

*absolute knock out*

.....heh.

*He sits down on the floor next to them and just.

Stares at the wall*

HONK mmeememmememmmememem HONK

*I am suppressing the urge to patpat*

HELLO SLABADO

.. Will? You still call me that shit?

Fifty two, actually.

....wow

I'm gonna go for a bit

Try not to ..cause things.

Like a fire?

We should cause a fire.

Yes.

DO NOT CAUSE A FIRE

Seriously, will?

::::(((((

....

*patpatpatpat*

I will bite your fingers off.

Sabado did that to me and it caught me off gaurd why doesn't it work on you

I am simply too good.

Sabado William is being mean to me

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Am not.

Shush.

Tell em sabby

>:(

>:3

Mh.

Mwehehe

You laugh like the bone bitch. Stop that.

Hehehehehe

I think you just dont like laughter.

Haha! Ohoho!

Mmmmgh.

Smiiiile big boyyyy

Let us see that griiin

>:(

William I think we must go the complement route

>:(

I'll give you my youngest cat

Will snap a picture we gotta frame this

Actually I'll do it myself

📸

WHAT.

>:€

I'm putting this as my wallpaper

ILL BREAK YOUR PHONE

Hehe

Are you going to bed

I mean I might soon. Maybe. If I can.

I mean

Will is here

I'll be sitting around like a fly

Surely that might help?

Yyeahh.. Yall fine if if head to be now, then?

Yup.

You too will.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhh I might stay up a few more hours.

Nope. Dont change your mind now. Go to bed.

Ffffffine.

You too will

. . .

Imma go get some coffee-

*GRAB*

AGK-

Sleep.

Now.

No caffeine.

*He takes off his coat again. Throws it at will*

Incase there's no blanket.

Go.

*scatter scatter*

FINE!

.. Where's the couch.

*point*

*face plant to couch.*

I'll be home soon Martha..

Already asleep leaned over the armrest.

*absolute knock out*

.....heh.

*He sits down on the floor next to them and just.

Stares at the wall*