C.R THE GREATEST EVER!!!

They/them || 17 || College Graduate with a Degree in Engineering || Shut the fuck up, I'm just better || STOP ASKING ABOUT MY DAD. HE IS NOT. AVAILABLE. STOP. SIMPING. || (This is an oc blog!!! Admin uses they/them and has never went to college in their life.)

[betterthanyoulmao]

@ask-thepsychiatrist

[ask-thepsychiatrist]

I don't know

@officialofthedarkans what do you think

[betterthanyoulmao]

bottom ahh move, youre gay

[ask-thepsychiatrist]

The fuck.

[betterthanyoulmao]

bottom.

[betterthanyoulmao]

@ask-thepsychiatrist

[ask-thepsychiatrist]

I don't know

@officialofthedarkans what do you think

[betterthanyoulmao]

bottom ahh move, youre gay

[betterthanyoulmao]

In my defense as to why I have not been posting: the horrors.

[betterthanyoulmao]

In my defense yet again, I think I was right

[betterthanyoulmao]

@ask-thepsychiatrist

[betterthanyoulmao]

Yeah no I’m rebranding hitting the “Fuck Go Back” button HARDDDDDD

[betterthanyoulmao]

o god just returned to tumblr after like two years

What the fuck is this blog even

[pukicho]

pspspspspspsspss come here

[betterthanyoulmao]

is for me?

[bo-an-aro]

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

[sullina]

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

[retrogamingblog2]

[jimintomystery]

Main character

Sidekick

Girl

Character introduced in a sequel to keep things interesting

Another girl

Evil doppelganger

"Going to the well one too many times" doppelganger

Antagonist

Antagonist's son

We just needed a tenth character, so this guy will do

[grimimelody-deactivated20260531]

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

[daggers-drawn]

[trans-corvo]

[k-rbie-blog]

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

[anemonequeen-moved]

[aphroditesanxiety]

Best addition

[following--everyone]

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

[itsapmseymour]

Me: Listen, Brain, we need a creative and beautiful idea to draw

My Brain:

[tomsyalad]

Damn, that's a good duck right there! Would be shame if someone was to draw evil eyebrows on it...

[itsapmseymour]

You wouldn’t dare

[starstruck-thetraveler]

You mean..like this..?

Hypothetically..

[betterthanyoulmao]

ha

mood

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you

[betterthanyoulmao]

see I took this literally and just went

me to Josh

[betterthanyoulmao]

In my defense as to why I have not been posting: the horrors.

[toskarin]

always bothered me that george didn't know the man in the yellow hat's name. he was curious, but he didn't want to really listen. to really learn.

[betterthanyoulmao]

his name's The Man In The Yellow Hat. Duh. (...I know it's not his name, I promise -Admin Cloud)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The SCP Foundation had to recall all of the Grimace shakes due to the mass amount of deaths that were happening. Grimace himself was classified as “Keter” class.

[betterthanyoulmao]

I FUCKING KNEW I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT SHIT

[bestprosecuter]

༶•┈┈┈୨♡୧┈┈┈•༶

Hello sweethearts! I finally have Tumblr

༶•┈┈┈୨♡୧┈┈┈•༶

[betterthanyoulmao]

get off my for you you fucking twink

[bestprosecuter]

Who are you? 😊

[betterthanyoulmao]

someone who doesn't like twinks on my fyp

[bestprosecuter]

That's not an answer boo I need names 😘

[betterthanyoulmao]

it's on my fucking page bro

[bestprosecuter]

C.R? That's stupid 😊❤️✨️

[betterthanyoulmao]

So is Zuru??? Your name sounds like it comes from Team Umizoomi.

[bestprosecuter]

Jump off a bridge 😘

[betterthanyoulmao]

You first, blue hair and pronouns lookin nerd

[bestprosecuter]

Your dad calls me daddy 😊

[betterthanyoulmao]

-the virgin

[bestprosecuter]

You're a salty one, aren't you? ✨️ You reek of insecurity babes 😘✨️❤️

[betterthanyoulmao]

says the one who randomly followed some girl cuz you bully her friend

[bestprosecuter]

Awww you're getting defensive! 😊

[betterthanyoulmao]

you've been defensive mate (admin note: ....I fucked up which tumblr was which...)

[bestprosecuter]

Okay? Keep going pookie! 😘😊❤️✨️

[betterthanyoulmao]

ok so we're all in agreement that this man is not straight???? Like

has never been

the closet is fucking glass

[bestprosecuter]

Oh no I am straight 😊✨️❤️

[betterthanyoulmao]

once again, I repeat

closet.

GLASS.

[bestprosecuter]

No! 😊

[betterthanyoulmao]

Yes! 😊

[bestprosecuter]

No! 😊

[betterthanyoulmao]

Yes! 😊

[bestprosecuter]

No! 😊

[betterthanyoulmao]

🥰

[bestprosecuter]

😘

[betterthanyoulmao]

😋

[bestprosecuter]

😊

[betterthanyoulmao]

😜

[bestprosecuter]

🙂

[betterthanyoulmao]

🤩

[orochandlaurier]

ZURU YOU LITERALLY SMOOCHED ME ON THE LIPS

[betterthanyoulmao]

WHEN DID YOU GET HERE