The Dream Bubbles are a lie

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the single most important sound to ever grace my existence 

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i want to talk about this. this beautiful audio clip usually goes without being noticed for a long time, and then someone will reblog it again and it will come back to my dash and every time i listen to it it kills me. there are lyrics, although it’s hard to tell. 

“i need something to kill me

i am tired of taking my own life”

i cant believe tyler joseph can just totally fuck me up in only 2 sentences.

it’s even wilder when you think about truce. truce can literally inspire people to stay alive, and it’s only 7 sentences. this is 2 sentences and it seems the complete opposite. it is so raw and so relatable and it reminds me of what i love about this band 

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Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA and you've been imprisoned for helping your father run a very RENOWNED DRUG CARTEL attached to your religious cult. You've also MURDERED at least two people. You were going to take over the family business, but little does anyone know that you can better fill out your fathers wishes by converting all of these NONBELIEVERS into following your PAINTED LORDS. In the meantime, you might as well answer some questions.

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roxy is offline

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roxy is online

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Bro Strider is offline

Bro: Shit the ward is coming.

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Roxy is offline

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John Egbert offline

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i looked at your 'open page' and was wondering how you audition?

http://ask-these-nerds.tumblr.com/audi

That's the Audition page. It explains what you need to do to audition -Mod Juju

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Your name is Roxy Lalonde. You're a prison guard. You tend to be out of uniform most times which you guess could result in an incapability of duty or just being fired but you didn't actually care. You're just kind of happy to be around a bunch of guys. You'll tend to flirt with male guards and prisoners but your not actually interested in any of them. But since that seems boring to you, your going to answer some questions.

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hey bro, why are your brothers in there? what did they do?

Bro: They killed some guys and then fucked up trying to kill another one.Bro: I wouldn't really care if the little shits could have actually pulled it off.Bro: I taught them to have better stealth that that.

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Dad's offline

My shift is over, got to go home to get rest for another day of work

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Your name is KURLOZ MAKARA and you are in prison for ILLEGEL DRUG USE and MURDER. This is quite normal for you, you've BUSTED OUT before. This one however, you might not be able to get out of. Since you seem to be stuck, you might as well answer some questions people have in store for you.

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Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you were framed for murder and car theft. No one seems to believe you so you were put into prison for what seems to be a few years but you guess while your here you might as well answer some questions.

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Your name is JAMES EGBERT and it's your first day working at this prison. You've been here before many years ago but not as a guard. You were an inmate once but you did your time and now on the right path. You're a little nervous about coming back, hoping no one remembers you. In the mean time you might as well answer questions 

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Your name is BRO STRIDER and you run this place. You don't talk about how you got in here, and nobody dares ask. You were less than surprised when you found YOUR BROTHERS in this shit hole. Maybe you can persuade one of the GUARDS to help you and the two LITTLE SHITS for brothers of yours out of here.  You might as well answer some QUESTIONS while you think.

(Bro is Online)

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Welcome!

Hello welcome to Ask-these-nerds. I know it took a month but it's finally up and running. This is a Homestuck cosplay Au blog. We switch up the Au each month. We accept auditions anytime so if you wanna join the cast just look in our open page. There will be an announcement each month about the Au change. Thank you for you patients. - Mod Juju