Todd.

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[ask-todd-eddsworld]

I forgot to make an introduction post.

My name is Todd.

My pronouns are he/him and it/its.

I live with my friends Eduardo, Jon, and Mark.

Don't tell anyone but I really like Jon...

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Daily Megurine Luka (^_^)v

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Sunglasses!!! B)

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Daily Megurine Luka (･ω･)

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What is she smiling at?

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Daily Megurine Luka (*ﾟ∀ﾟ)

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Thanks. :)

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Daily Megurine Luka ＼(^o^)／

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Oh, nice. :)

[asktom-ew]

Hey Tom! Where is Tord?

I don't know or care where he went either

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

I agree with this statement.

Also, apologies for not introducing myself earlier.

My name is Todd J. Lark. Cousin of he who must not be named.

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Psst hey, hey Todd

...

Eduardo, may we speak for a few..?

[@ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Todd, I know what you're going to say...

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

If I was there, I WOULD HAVE STRANGLED YOU AND MADE SURE THAT YOU WERE BURIED IN THE BACKYARD.

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

I'M SORRY OKAY????? It was very bad timing and I didn't even mean it!!!!

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

I will have you beg for mercy by the time I'm done with you.

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

But- but my wedding..!!!!

*insert Eduardo making a 😰face*

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Oh. Then that can wait. Love comes first.

Then the torture.

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Psst hey, hey Todd

...

Eduardo, may we speak for a few..?

[@ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Todd, I know what you're going to say...

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

If I was there, I WOULD HAVE STRANGLED YOU AND MADE SURE THAT YOU WERE BURIED IN THE BACKYARD.

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

I'M SORRY OKAY????? It was very bad timing and I didn't even mean it!!!!

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

I will have you beg for mercy by the time I'm done with you.

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Psst hey, hey Todd

...

Eduardo, may we speak for a few..?

[@ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Todd, I know what you're going to say...

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

If I was there, I WOULD HAVE STRANGLED YOU AND MADE SURE THAT YOU WERE BURIED IN THE BACKYARD.

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Psst hey, hey Todd

...

Eduardo, may we speak for a few..?

[@ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Hey guys, Jon here.

Todd's naked and running around in the backyard. Are those top surgery scars???

Either way, he's naked and flipping our neighbours off, specifically his cousin, and shaking his own arse.

WHY THE FUCK IS HE SO HAPPY?! HE'S HALF NORWEGIAN!!

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

I broke my nose last week.

Jon's really interested in keeping me in my room.

I still do not trust doctors.

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

For Halloween you should dye your bangs black and make them look like bats

-🚪Anon

OK. I will do that. I will ask Jon how it will look.

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

how many languages can you speak

English, Norsk, and Français.

[ask-tordd]

who are you?

Who are YOU?? Tch..

. . .

Wait-- are you one of those girls that Tori is friend's with?--

[askkk-tamara]

Tori hasn’t been home for a while.. wait how do you know her?

. . .

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

I KNEW IT!!

I KNEW THAT THERE WAS AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE WHERE MEN ARE WOMEN AND WOMEN ARE MEN!

NOW TORD OWES ME  £10!! HAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!

[ask-tom-96]

yeahhh I thought that we already knew this??

Also Tord really has to stop making bets.

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Tord kept saying "Oh, Tori's my sister!" THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN THE ABSENCE OF HER BABY PHOTOS, OR ANY PHOTOS FOR THAT MATTER!!

THAT WOMAN IS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE!!

[recommended reblogers: @ask-tom-96 and @ask-tordd]

[ask-tordd]

who are you?

Who are YOU?? Tch..

. . .

Wait-- are you one of those girls that Tori is friend's with?--

[askkk-tamara]

Tori hasn’t been home for a while.. wait how do you know her?

. . .

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

I KNEW IT!!

I KNEW THAT THERE WAS AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE WHERE MEN ARE WOMEN AND WOMEN ARE MEN!

NOW TORD OWES ME  £10!! HAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Todd's having a mental breakdown, and he tried to kill Tord, then tied Eduardo to a tree. He's covered in mascara tears and snot.

Don't ask who's posting. It's just a friend of Tord's.

His cousin seems absolutely batshit insane.

Honestly I don't mind, but still.

Also, if anyone's reading this uhhh PLEASE untie Eduardo from the tree, my little soft fingers can't do it, they get irritated easilly.

[reccomended reblogs: @edds-awesum-askblog, @ask-tordd, @askmarktheneighbor, and @ask-matt.] [matt is bolded and italicized to differenciate between him and Mark]

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Guys I'm begging of you, GET ME OFF OF THIS TREE. I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG.

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

NTO UNTLI U SPLOGOGIXE, U TRAYTER!! hic!

APLOLOGIEZ *

WUTRVRT.

I TOLD U!! NO TODR!!

Todd is stumbling, he's a few glasses drunk on red wine.

I CNAT' DEEL TRITH DIS ANMOTR!

It seems like Todd's trying to climb onto Eduardo's roof.

TITS TORD'S FLAUT!!

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

TODD-??

*It takes a minute for Eduardo to realize what Todd's doing before he starts struggling against the rope.*

TODD DON'T YOU DARE! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET YOURSELF KILLED??

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

YSE!! FIF MY FRNINFDS R GONNA B TAKNEN WAY FRUM ME DEN IT'Z WORFF MY DED BODEH!!

Todd is seriously gonna need therapy. No doubt. Jon's death and now Eduardo's secret relationship/friendship? with Tord has made him ever so slightly enraged /j

Will anyone save this man?

Yes, it will be Jon's spirit.

Yes, it will be Mark.

Yes, it will be Eduardo.

Yes, it will be Edd.

Yes, it will be Matt.

No, but he will survive.

No, fuck that insane prick.

results plz

Voting ended onJun 22

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

U DID THS, TROD!!

Todd jumped off the roof, when suddenly...

[reccomended remix: @ask-jon-eddsworld]

[ask-jon-eddsworld]

*Todd's shirt was grabbed almost as soon as his feet left the roof. He was probably a few inches away and now he was dangling. He heard struggling from above, like someone had grabbed on but wasn't strong enough to hold him forever.*

Todd!

*It was Jon—well, his spirit. He was holding onto Todd's shirt, too weak to bring him back to the roof but strong enough to delay the event.*

Todd! It's okay! I've got you! Someone pull a mattress or something over!

*He had no idea why Todd had jumped, he had just... appeared at the right moment.*

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Jon..?

Todd stopped trying to "join" Jon, and started noticing what he was about to do.

Oh... I don't think you would've liked it if I'd succeeded... Hahaha.

Haha.

Now I'm hungry.

[ask-jon-eddsworld]

No, I wouldn't! What were you thinking?!

*Jon was still struggling to hold him up, trying to make it back to the roof.*

You sound drunk. Are you drunk?! You– just work with me here so you don't die!

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Yis, Jon... hahha... I lvoe u...

Todd's just being silly at this point. And he FINALLY confessed to Jon.

U wnat mcdonlds? I wrok dere. :)

I csn grt yu sime nuggiez if u want :P

[ask-jon-eddsworld]

Yeah, we can get McDonald's, just... help me out here? Use your weight to make it easier to save you, damnit!

*Jon, reasonably so, was very panicked. He was never really that strong, and he was getting desperate. He hoped maybe somebody would bring something outside in case he dropped Todd... which felt like was maybe a minute or two away at this point.*

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

I lvie u Jon...~ I misssd u allsa tiem...

Cudn't et for a few dsys cuz niothng lookd appentizing. :P

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

*Eduardo, having been inside looking for something to catch Todd with just in case, exits the house with a big mattress—probably one from Mark's room.*

Jon- Jon!! Here!!! Just in case!!

*Eduardo waves his arms vigorously, slight tears in his eyes. He wasn't known for emotions, so this was...new.*

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Wardo, u stole Mark'z mttress? Das meeeeen... Not meener dan u FUCKIN' ROUND W MAH CUZIN!!

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

*Sighhh*

Todd, he literally kissed me, it's not my fault...! Ugh... I promise you that I'll stop talking to him unless I absolutely have to, got it??...

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Gto it. >:P

Nywayaz Imma hug Jon now :3

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Oh alright, just quit being on my ass... And drink water!!! >:{

[ask-tordd]

**Tord again was just awkwardly standing there, being that he was pulled back by Eduardo- and then forced to 'help'- truthfully speaking, he just watched in pure shock and horror with all thats going on. . . Debating whether or not he was just high on chemical fumes again. Ugh.**

Yeah I'm.. I think I'm high. . .

**Tord still just wanted to leave- having been that his neck was already faintly bruising from Todd's rough handling.. He tried blanking out what Todd said about him and Eduardo. . . Somewhat.**

**He didn't necessarily know what to say- so he stayed in place. . . Being that he basically did nothing at all throughout this.. Of course.**

\\OOC - SORRY FOR MAKING IT SEEM LIKE I WAS ONLY RESPONDING TO EDUARDO LOWKEY I SWEAR I WASN'T INTENDING TO IT'S JUST I'VE BEEN SUPER BUSY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN REPLY TO SMTH WHICH WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROLEPLAY OR IT'D MESS IT UP SO I REPLIED TO THE MOST RECENT?? LOWKEY I APOLOGIZE GUYS I'LL RESPOND TO MULTIPLE THINGS NEXT TIME WHEN GIVEN THE CHANCE ’:U

[ask-todd-eddsworld]

Once we are alone, I will end you...

Good luck on rehab, Cousin...