so. damn. bitter.

over 30; math nerd; Lots of Supernatural; I will never be over Luke/Reid from ATWT; Daniel Jackson owns my soul.

[penandinkprincess]

listen i love a little jealous shane as much as the next gal, but i think a funnier and unexplored element is that when they're out in public, ilya is just so obviously wildly uninterested in anyone else if shane is there (and even if he isn't!!) that it's not even like. fucking POSSIBLE to flirt with him.

he wasn't even WITH SHANE YET and he was still in a club giving this beautiful and flirty woman the bitchiest "can i help you???" look of all time because she was interrupting his "reading over my situationship's text thread with me" time.

IN THE CLUB, MIND YOU!!

after he and shane are together??? game OVER.

if shane is there with him before he's had enough and goes home, there could be a three ring circus coming through full of marching bands and full frontal and ilya WOULD. NOT. NOTICE.

HE DOES NOT CARE.

YOU ARE NOT SHANE. GET AWAY FROM HIM.

EW.

[wildthoughtappeared]

Also, the instances of Shane’s jealousy seem pretty normal, so to speak. We have:

Bitchy comment about ‘who’ Ilya was doing after being ghosted for six months

Being uncomfortable while Ilya is talking about hooking up with Svetlana who ‘knows everything about hockey’.

The club scene.

Getting upset when Ilya talks about marrying Svetlana for citizenship.

Meanwhile, we have Ilya getting huffy over a single text from Rose, and remaining so even after Shane says they only had sex twice and both times were complete disasters. Which Ilya clearly doesn’t believe, because to him sex with Shane is the best he’s ever had, so what do you mean ‘she’s not looking for a repeat performance’? He’s never heard such an outrageous lie in all his life.

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of ilya being SO mad specifically because he thinks shane is lying about it being a disaster is SO funny.

this is literally Sex With Shane!!! no chance it was bad!! it's Sex With Shane!! the fucking crack cocaine of sexual experiences!! the worst it's ever been between them was in las vegas, and that was purely in the before and in the drop afterwards, and after the tuna meltdown, which again!! only went bad afterwards!!. the middle?? EXCELLENT. AS EVER. if rose has experienced Sex With Shane, there is ZERO chance she won't want it again!! ilya got roped in for YEARS by the power of Sex With Shane! that woman is trying to worm her way back in text by text to get back in on Sex With Shane and ilya KNOWS IT. >:(

[interplanetary-redacted]

Your tags are killing me bc now im picturing Ilya scolding her for not making sex good for shane and rose has literally no defense other than "Im a woman?! He literally isnt attracted to any woman so it was never going to be good?!" They argue on the phone for fifteen minutes meanwhile shane is away but able to hear theyre still talking and is becoming increasingly concerned

[dream-about-dancing]

[correctopinionhaver]

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[ilyapasta]

Anyway married Hollanov have a mutual crush on Carter. Like they come home from games and nights out at the Kingfisher like "what a class act Carter is, just a great guy" like gushing about him so sincerely and then they both have a laugh about it and are feeling latent jealously for each other's crush but they both have the crush so neither can get mad lmaoooo

But if Shane has a crush on Carter, and Ilya also has a crush on Carter, WHO'S going to instigate the possessive jealous fuck-fest that they have at least twice during the normal season and at least once during playoffs when they feel like they need to re-stake their claims on each other?

(Sometimes also at the cottage when Shane lingers at the mailbox too long shooting the breeze with the mailman, Ilya waits like a crouching tiger in the entryway)

So instead they pivot (they're so good at pivoting and yes anding each other at this point) and it's one of those nights when Ilya pins Shane to the bed like "We'll bring Vaughan in to watch you, yes? He'd be so nice, so sweet to you while I take what I need? That what you need, Hollander, someone to be nice to you?"

And Shane "has never once wanted Ilya to be nice to him" Hollander will spit back like "It would make for a nice CHANGE," fully baiting Ilya, so then Ilya gets to manhandle Shane onto his belly and just take and take like "I'll show everyone who you belong to" and it's just a nice wholesome evening for them all things considered

[peachpaloma]

palipalomaful

[anti-parent]

alsoooo a big, big, big digital security lesson that you absolutely have to understand while making recommendations is that if your protocol is too complicated or inaccessible, even if it's somehow perfectly invulnerable, then people will start taking shortcuts that are way fucking worse.

ok, proton handed payment info over to swiss authorities, who then helped the fbi. if you start indiscriminately fearmongering about all proton services because of it (and implying that they can send more info than they have) then what are people switching to? people have to use email. not everyone is going to switch to tuta mail or whatever. but even if they did, they have paid plans too, which would likely be susceptible to the same issue. and if they decide, fuck it, there's no point, i'll just go back to using gmail instead, that puts everyone at way more risk than continuing to use protonmail.

it's also fine and good to say that people shouldn't be putting incriminating stuff in any emails. but we don't know that the fbi tracked them down through incriminating emails. they knew somehow that the account was associated with the stop cop city protestors, which could've very well been because their handle was stopcopcity at proton dot me or something. (i don't know if that was the case!) and then the payment information associated with that account was used to track someone down.

like the whole idea is that we have to break these cases down piece by piece and then come up with easily actionable recommendations that protect most people like 80-90% of the way, because that alone will make it much much harder for others to compromise them. and then there are various additional levels of precautions you can take based on the sensitivity & admin level of what you're working on. like. that's what digital security for orgs is.

[anti-parent]

and this is kind of a tangent but. you especially need to be prioritizing a risk mitigation approach because flock & ring cameras exist lmao. regardless of whether you use any consumer technologies at all, if you live in the US, these things are tagging your license plate & other visual attributes of your car. using facial recognition on drivers & passengers & pedestrians. aggregating all that data to track your movement like on a map. what are you going to do? not live in a city? not drive a car? not leave your house?

no. you have to be aware of what these security risks are and how to manage them depending on what actions you're taking.

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[frightfullytreeish]

[qqchurch]

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[whyenn-reader]

might be the headonism in me but what the fuck is a dopamine addiction. you mean liking feeling good?? in the one life you get????? what are you evangelical?????????

[whyenn-reader]

banger tags after bager tags on this post fellas

[butter-and-too-much-bread]

How to explain to people that the harmful part of addiction is the harmful patterns of compulsive behavior and not the parts that feel good?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'll always meet someone described as not friendly, and it's just a person who doesn't smile or talk a lot unwarranted. I feel like I have to continuously explain to people that this is not inherently hostile behavior

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]

[xanaxfarts]

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[monsieurenjlolras]

Time for my favorite chart!

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Notice billions ain't even on there. Outliers something something.

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]