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@ask-eduardo-eddsworld
Hello, I'm Eduardo. I was told I'm a "sexy tumblr man" by my loser neighbor Edd, I still have yet to find out what he means. I go by He/Him, and I'm not too...familiar with this app yet. I've looked through it for a little (gained no knowledge) and thought I'd introduce myself.
I'll try to answer any (and all) questions, if I don't like one (for a good reason) I just won't answer it at all. If you have a good time, so will I.
Daily Megpoid Gumi (*^O^*)
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Gumiiiii. So silly...
Eduardolings
Daily Megpoid Gumi (^_^;)ļ¼¼('_')
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Gummiiiiii!! I love her hair clips.
Daily Megpoid Gumi ļ¼ļ¼¾ļ¼æļ¼ļ¼ā”ā
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GUMI. I MISSED YOU.
Hallo, er.. Mark.
I am curious if I am able to go to your wedding with Eduardo. It would be an honor to see such a lovely wedding, as I uh donāt really get invited to these thingsā¦ anyways if I am invited, I will bring a lovely gift and wear my best suit.
>> Sincerely, Bacon Anon š„
up to myā um. d. dear. yes. um. for me just dont bring any foul alcohol or outside food. i provide the best meals and people should realize that.
what do youā emā¦think of that, @ask-eduardo-eddsworld ? should we let them inā¦?
Hmm. I think as long as they're, like...chill and follow the rules, it could be alright.
Im scared I'm so scared I hate thunder storms please I hate it so mucb
I don't I can't I domt know what blog this is on but I just im so scared I cant I can't I hate this I'm so scared whatevr blog this is I'm sorry if gojre gstting this notificagion I'm sorry I'm so scafdd
hey.
i bought the rings. lets get married.
@askmarktheneighbor
Oh, great, uh...
I'm sure they're pretty. You ready?
i. think im ready. yes.
...just to be sure, whos wearing the dress? are we even wearing dresses??????????????????????????????
Then let's get it started, I guess?
Uhhh...I can wear it, I dunno. Unless you'd rather wear it????? Uhmmm...yeah.
oh. oh. Aoh. Oh . oh my. um.
[As Mark is typing, he cant help but feel a little shaky at the thought of Eduardo in a wedding dress. Oh. Thatd be pretty. Maybe he can use it to his advantage, like touching the silky wedding dress and imagining a woman maybe. Because hes a man. A straight one. A turtleneck wearing hairdressing (recently fired) wine obsessed straight man. All of that is straight, he thinks. He tries not to reconsider such an obvious fact.]
yes. if. if you so please. id. love. um. id . like to see it. plus i can wear my velvet suit, iveā¦been waiting for a special occasion for it. even if this wedding doesnt mean anything.
Sure, uhm...I can, uh...yeah...
*Eduardo tried not to think about seeing Mark in a nice suit, putting his phone down for a minute. 'Why'd he agree to this?' he thinks to himself, blushing VERY hard. He takes a deep breath and picks the phone back up, nervously looking up 'wedding dresses' on the internet. It didn't help that he'd been putting on more weight recently, so he'd have his stomach out basically...fuck.*
Uhh...do you care what color? I can try and find something, like...purple and green or something..
green. do green. oh my god do green.
[Mark immediately typed out, before realizing how eager he looked. Embarrassing.]
i. um. i mean. do whatever you want. i dont care.
Green it is, I like green. I don't think I'd look good in purple, anyways.
*Eduardo tenses up when he realizes what he had typed out. He pauses in embarrassment before quickly typing again, worried about what Mark would think.*
Not that purple is a bad color or anything, I just don't think it suits me...I think.
well, perhaps green with purple accents suits you more? i could do the same with my suitā¦i wouldnt mind wearing an emerald tieā¦
for the recordā i think youd look good in purple. ifā¦that means anything.
Yeah, yeah, green would look good with purple. And... we'd be, uh...matching.
Maybe I should wear purple more then...yeah. You know, so that we...match...
that would be niceā¦im sure i have a couple of emerald brooches around somewhere. itd be nice wouldnt itā¦?
ā¦a-anyway, ill show you the rings when i get home. im quite far away though.
Yeah, that sounds amazing...
Uhm, I have my dress ready basically, I just have to change a few things...
right. um. im here. now.
[Mark is incredibly nervous as he approaches the front door, his hands trembling as he shakily unlocks the door with his keys. He inhales sharply, trying to soothe himselfā before walking up to Eduardos door. He knocks on the door, trying to atleast be polite beforeā¦yknow.]
eduardo? im here now. iā¦have something for you.
Oh, uh. Okay, you can, uhm..come in.
*Eduardo swallows nervously and takes a deep breath, clearly very much excited yet almost scared. He opens the door slowly, eyes slightly wide, nails digging into his palm in his free hand. Then he quickly reaches for a bag on the table, holding it out to Mark while hanging his head a bit to hide his red face.*
What do you, uh, have? I have something for you as well...yeah,.
ahā?
[Mark cant help but blush at the sight of Eduardoā usually hes felt this way toward Eduardo, but this time hes hyperaware of it. Is thisā? Normal?? He doesnt know. He really doesnt.]
wellā¦um. oh my godā¦ eduardo, im not sure what youreā umā¦supposed to say here withoutā um. vomiting. butā¦
[Mark is seen holding two items behind himā one of which is clearly sticking out. Its a bouquet of roses, the otherā¦not too sure, but it seems important.]
ā¦i think out of anyone in my life, id like to be with you the longest. itsā¦weird. i always knew it, but i didntā¦realize it was more than that. i mean. weāve been living together for a long time. and. i. um. i think id like that permanently.
[Mark clears his throat, sweating bullets as he begins to get down on one knee, his hands clearly shaking, which causes a few petals to fall down onto the carpeted floor. He looks up at Eduardo, his throat feeling incredibly dry. Oh my god. Hes doing this. All over a stupid post on Tumblr. Fuck his life man.]
so. umā¦
weāve already planned to get married and all. but.
[Mark holds out the two items behind him. The mentioned bouquet of roses, and the rings he had just bought for Eduardo and him. He looks the other way suddenly, as he feared if he looked for too long, heād explode or something. Also hes wearing a suit. Forgot to mention.]
will you??? marry meeeeeeee????
*Eduardo stands there, completely nervous, his mouth opening and closing like a fish as his eyes shine with unshed tears. This was so new to him, he hadn't ever been this vulnerable with anyone...ever...it was so nice. Nice to know that someone cared.*
You're... you're serious? You actually want to-...
*He gives himself a moment to process what's fully happening and before he knows it, he's crying while nodding and hugging Mark as tightly as possible. He's never heard anyone say that they'd willingly stay with him...permanently.*
Yes, yes. I would love to marry you. I... I'd love that...
*Eduardo sniffles before pulling back a bit, giving Mark a once-over before laughing tearfully. Why was he so emotional? Guess we'll never know...*
You look really good. Like, insanely good. And the roses... how'd you know they're my favorite..? And not to mention the rings... Jesus, Mark...
wheUhā
[Mark coughed a little as he was squeezed in Eduardos grasp, his blush spreading down to his neck from how flustered he was about all of this. Once Eduardo pulled back slightly, Mark finally looked Eduardo in the eye, his hair a little disheveled.]
iā eehm, umā¦i pay attention to what you like. itsā pretty simple, reallyā¦
[Mark handed over the flowers to Eduardo, before gently grabbing his hand to pull it closer to him. Mark held the ring meant for Eduardo, and slid it on his ring finger. It had a beautiful emerald in the middle, with two sets of purple spinel on the sides. How the hell did he get a ring like this!!!!!]
itā¦suits you, eduardo. it really does. you look niceā¦
Mark, I...oh my god...how much were they..?
*He just stares at Mark for a moment before taking a deep breath, leaning in just a bit.*
Can I... Well, you know..
*Eduardo doesn't finish the sentence and hides his face in his arm, clutching the roses tightly. He wanted nothing more than to thank Mark, but that was the only way he knew how...*
I...I didn't think I-...
*blink blink*
You're amazing, Mark...
dontā dont worry about the price. um.
[Marks smile admittedly twitched at the mention of how much the ring wasā his ass could NOT tell him that he stole that ringā¦ā¦ā¦.he quickly changed the subject, instead focusing on Eduardos question.]
yes. yes you can wear the ring. itd look lovely on you, dearā oh, jesusā¦
[hes using PETNAMES NOW FUUUCK HES SO GAY.]
here. let me put it on you.
[Mark got up from the carpet, reaching for Eduardos chubby hand and holding it out. He shakily began putting the ring onā and thankfully, it was the right size!!! Yay!!!]
itsā¦perfect on you. do you like itā?
*Eduardo is just purely awestruck and also very scaredāhe was nervous that Mark was only doing this for the fun of it or...or something, but he highly doubted that. It was still possible, though...*
I...I just don't know how to-... you're serious? You...shit, I...
*He's practically crying as he stares at the ring, blushing hard at the pet name. He looks at Mark, his voice unusually quiet and almost soft.*
I love it, it's literally perfect, I...I love you, I didn't evenā god, Mark- it fits perfectly, I don'tā
*He stares at Mark one last time when he suddenly leans in fully and...kisses him??? His hands come up to hold Mark's face, his grip just slightly tight as his body moves closer to his.*
[Mark blushed a deep, deep redā while his tanned skin didnt show as much, it was still incredibly obvious by his shaking hands and sweaty forehead. When he was kissedā he made a surprised squeak, his hands struggling to find a proper place to rest, before holding onto Eduardos sides. He slowly closed his eyes, his heart thumping in his chest as he kissed back, sighing softly and enjoying the moment.]
mmmā¦
[Mark had never had such a partner like this beforeā usually heād go for the hyper feminine women heād come across, go out with them for awhile, until eventually breaking it up. He realized why he never looked at them in the eye while holding handsā or why his mind drifted off during an intimate kiss. Or why he imagined those said lips were rough and chappedā feeling a ghost of facial hair above the lips, one only his mind could feelā¦]
[He was gay. Gay for Eduardo.]
[Jesus, if only his mother looked at him nowā¦]
[Mark began to relax a bit, sighing into the kiss, with his hand reaching up to tangle in Eduardos hair, while the other held onto his side. Pulling back a bit to look Eduardo in the eye.]
iā¦love you, eduardo. iā i love you so, so much.
[Mark rested his chin on Eduardos shoulder, nuzzling into the crook of his neck as he slowly rocked the both of them back and forth, closing his eyes and simply holding onto him. God, what a dayā¦]
*As they kiss, Eduardo desperately clings to Mark's face with the fear that he'd disappear if he let go. He kissed harder some times, and was way gentler on others. One hand slides down to Mark's shoulder, clutching the fabric of his suit (gently of course) and pulling him closer.*
*Eduardo had never felt this...free before, honestly. Sure, he's kissed people before, but not like this. Not like how he's kissing Mark. He'd drift off, barely paid any mind to the past kisses, instead wishing he was there with someone else. In those moments he didn't know who, but now it was clear. He wanted Mark, and Mark wanted him. So, he kissed harder again, tears almost falling once more.*
*He liked this. A lot.*
*When Mark pulled back, Eduardo had to stop himself from pulling him closer againāhe was almost addicting...and then he heard the words.*
*Mark loved him... Mark loved him? Why? What about Eduardo made the beautiful, handsome, wine expert such as Mark love him...? But he spoke without hesitation, not even thinking about the words coming out of his mouth.*
I love you tooāgod, so much. I wanted this for so long, Iā I don't even know HOW long I wanted it, I just...I just did...
*He leans into Mark's embrace and hides his face in his chest, taking a deep breath in and getting immediately comforted by the scent of Mark's cologne. He would stay here forever, if he could. They were getting married, and honestly? Eduardo couldn't be happier than he is now.*
do you think your beard makes you look better
I think my beard makes me look way better! I also think I look good even without it. But that's just my own opinion.
āJonā¦speak to me buddy!ā
āSay somethingā¦SAY SOMETHING YOU IDIOT!ā
āSomethingā¦ehehehehehehheh..*DIES*ā
Hey! That's... that's so not cool! >:{
are you and Laurel not together anymore because she passed away or because you guys broke up before that?
Uhh...well she kind of left, so I really just assumed we were, like....done.
1- When is the wedding?
2- its seems like Edd and Tom are in Troubles again
->Delivery Woman
1- Uhhhhh, I have no idea. Probably a Mark thing, I'll do it whenever.
2- What did they do now? I thought I heard a thud earlier from over there but I could be wrong...
Now that Laurel is back, how do you think she'll react to your and Marks wedding?
-šŖ Anon
Oh. She's back? I...oh..
Well, I definitely hope she, like...doesn't mind??? Everyone's been so nice and understanding about it, I just hope she is too.....
Uhh... Matt's stalker anon person thing wants to know if they can come to the wedding? They said they won't really do anything, uhm...... yeah I figured I would ask you first?...
@ask-eduardo-eddsworld
iā¦see? if matts okay with it..? seems a bit scaryā¦
Yeah, I dunno.. He seemed fine with it, I guess, uhm. I guess just as long as they don't do anything wrong, right..?
hey.
i bought the rings. lets get married.
@askmarktheneighbor
Oh, great, uh...
I'm sure they're pretty. You ready?
i. think im ready. yes.
...just to be sure, whos wearing the dress? are we even wearing dresses??????????????????????????????
Then let's get it started, I guess?
Uhhh...I can wear it, I dunno. Unless you'd rather wear it????? Uhmmm...yeah.
oh. oh. Aoh. Oh . oh my. um.
[As Mark is typing, he cant help but feel a little shaky at the thought of Eduardo in a wedding dress. Oh. Thatd be pretty. Maybe he can use it to his advantage, like touching the silky wedding dress and imagining a woman maybe. Because hes a man. A straight one. A turtleneck wearing hairdressing (recently fired) wine obsessed straight man. All of that is straight, he thinks. He tries not to reconsider such an obvious fact.]
yes. if. if you so please. id. love. um. id . like to see it. plus i can wear my velvet suit, iveā¦been waiting for a special occasion for it. even if this wedding doesnt mean anything.
Sure, uhm...I can, uh...yeah...
*Eduardo tried not to think about seeing Mark in a nice suit, putting his phone down for a minute. 'Why'd he agree to this?' he thinks to himself, blushing VERY hard. He takes a deep breath and picks the phone back up, nervously looking up 'wedding dresses' on the internet. It didn't help that he'd been putting on more weight recently, so he'd have his stomach out basically...fuck.*
Uhh...do you care what color? I can try and find something, like...purple and green or something..
green. do green. oh my god do green.
[Mark immediately typed out, before realizing how eager he looked. Embarrassing.]
i. um. i mean. do whatever you want. i dont care.
Green it is, I like green. I don't think I'd look good in purple, anyways.
*Eduardo tenses up when he realizes what he had typed out. He pauses in embarrassment before quickly typing again, worried about what Mark would think.*
Not that purple is a bad color or anything, I just don't think it suits me...I think.
well, perhaps green with purple accents suits you more? i could do the same with my suitā¦i wouldnt mind wearing an emerald tieā¦
for the recordā i think youd look good in purple. ifā¦that means anything.
Yeah, yeah, green would look good with purple. And... we'd be, uh...matching.
Maybe I should wear purple more then...yeah. You know, so that we...match...
that would be niceā¦im sure i have a couple of emerald brooches around somewhere. itd be nice wouldnt itā¦?
ā¦a-anyway, ill show you the rings when i get home. im quite far away though.
Yeah, that sounds amazing...
Uhm, I have my dress ready basically, I just have to change a few things...
right. um. im here. now.
[Mark is incredibly nervous as he approaches the front door, his hands trembling as he shakily unlocks the door with his keys. He inhales sharply, trying to soothe himselfā before walking up to Eduardos door. He knocks on the door, trying to atleast be polite beforeā¦yknow.]
eduardo? im here now. iā¦have something for you.
Oh, uh. Okay, you can, uhm..come in.
*Eduardo swallows nervously and takes a deep breath, clearly very much excited yet almost scared. He opens the door slowly, eyes slightly wide, nails digging into his palm in his free hand. Then he quickly reaches for a bag on the table, holding it out to Mark while hanging his head a bit to hide his red face.*
What do you, uh, have? I have something for you as well...yeah,.
ahā?
[Mark cant help but blush at the sight of Eduardoā usually hes felt this way toward Eduardo, but this time hes hyperaware of it. Is thisā? Normal?? He doesnt know. He really doesnt.]
wellā¦um. oh my godā¦ eduardo, im not sure what youreā umā¦supposed to say here withoutā um. vomiting. butā¦
[Mark is seen holding two items behind himā one of which is clearly sticking out. Its a bouquet of roses, the otherā¦not too sure, but it seems important.]
ā¦i think out of anyone in my life, id like to be with you the longest. itsā¦weird. i always knew it, but i didntā¦realize it was more than that. i mean. weāve been living together for a long time. and. i. um. i think id like that permanently.
[Mark clears his throat, sweating bullets as he begins to get down on one knee, his hands clearly shaking, which causes a few petals to fall down onto the carpeted floor. He looks up at Eduardo, his throat feeling incredibly dry. Oh my god. Hes doing this. All over a stupid post on Tumblr. Fuck his life man.]
so. umā¦
weāve already planned to get married and all. but.
[Mark holds out the two items behind him. The mentioned bouquet of roses, and the rings he had just bought for Eduardo and him. He looks the other way suddenly, as he feared if he looked for too long, heād explode or something. Also hes wearing a suit. Forgot to mention.]
will you??? marry meeeeeeee????
*Eduardo stands there, completely nervous, his mouth opening and closing like a fish as his eyes shine with unshed tears. This was so new to him, he hadn't ever been this vulnerable with anyone...ever...it was so nice. Nice to know that someone cared.*
You're... you're serious? You actually want to-...
*He gives himself a moment to process what's fully happening and before he knows it, he's crying while nodding and hugging Mark as tightly as possible. He's never heard anyone say that they'd willingly stay with him...permanently.*
Yes, yes. I would love to marry you. I... I'd love that...
*Eduardo sniffles before pulling back a bit, giving Mark a once-over before laughing tearfully. Why was he so emotional? Guess we'll never know...*
You look really good. Like, insanely good. And the roses... how'd you know they're my favorite..? And not to mention the rings... Jesus, Mark...
wheUhā
[Mark coughed a little as he was squeezed in Eduardos grasp, his blush spreading down to his neck from how flustered he was about all of this. Once Eduardo pulled back slightly, Mark finally looked Eduardo in the eye, his hair a little disheveled.]
iā eehm, umā¦i pay attention to what you like. itsā pretty simple, reallyā¦
[Mark handed over the flowers to Eduardo, before gently grabbing his hand to pull it closer to him. Mark held the ring meant for Eduardo, and slid it on his ring finger. It had a beautiful emerald in the middle, with two sets of purple spinel on the sides. How the hell did he get a ring like this!!!!!]
itā¦suits you, eduardo. it really does. you look niceā¦
Mark, I...oh my god...how much were they..?
*He just stares at Mark for a moment before taking a deep breath, leaning in just a bit.*
Can I... Well, you know..
*Eduardo doesn't finish the sentence and hides his face in his arm, clutching the roses tightly. He wanted nothing more than to thank Mark, but that was the only way he knew how...*
I...I didn't think I-...
*blink blink*
You're amazing, Mark...
dontā dont worry about the price. um.
[Marks smile admittedly twitched at the mention of how much the ring wasā his ass could NOT tell him that he stole that ringā¦ā¦ā¦.he quickly changed the subject, instead focusing on Eduardos question.]
yes. yes you can wear the ring. itd look lovely on you, dearā oh, jesusā¦
[hes using PETNAMES NOW FUUUCK HES SO GAY.]
here. let me put it on you.
[Mark got up from the carpet, reaching for Eduardos chubby hand and holding it out. He shakily began putting the ring onā and thankfully, it was the right size!!! Yay!!!]
itsā¦perfect on you. do you like itā?
*Eduardo is just purely awestruck and also very scaredāhe was nervous that Mark was only doing this for the fun of it or...or something, but he highly doubted that. It was still possible, though...*
I...I just don't know how to-... you're serious? You...shit, I...
*He's practically crying as he stares at the ring, blushing hard at the pet name. He looks at Mark, his voice unusually quiet and almost soft.*
I love it, it's literally perfect, I...I love you, I didn't evenā god, Mark- it fits perfectly, I don'tā
*He stares at Mark one last time when he suddenly leans in fully and...kisses him??? His hands come up to hold Mark's face, his grip just slightly tight as his body moves closer to his.*
Psst hey, hey Todd
...
Eduardo, may we speak for a few..?
[@ask-eduardo-eddsworld]
Todd, I know what you're going to say...
If I was there, I WOULD HAVE STRANGLED YOU AND MADE SURE THAT YOU WERE BURIED IN THE BACKYARD.
I'M SORRY OKAY????? It was very bad timing and I didn't even mean it!!!!
I will have you beg for mercy by the time I'm done with you.
But- but my wedding..!!!!
*insert Eduardo making a š°face*
Oh. Then that can wait. Love comes first.
Then the torture.
Eughh...oh nooo..okay..
*gulp*
Eduardo! Would you mind if I came to your wedding? I'm sure you wouldn't mind, right? You won't see me causing an issue, it'll be like I'm not even there!
~Matt's Daily Stalker Anon~
Oh. Uhh...I guess I wouldn't mind..? Uh. Let me ask Mark first, I guess?
