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[ waiting at the diner for @ask-tordd ]
Todd's having a mental breakdown, and he tried to kill Tord, then tied Eduardo to a tree. He's covered in mascara tears and snot.
Don't ask who's posting. It's just a friend of Tord's.
His cousin seems absolutely batshit insane.
Honestly I don't mind, but still.
Also, if anyone's reading this uhhh PLEASE untie Eduardo from the tree, my little soft fingers can't do it, they get irritated easilly.
[reccomended reblogs: @edds-awesum-askblog, @ask-tordd, @askmarktheneighbor, and @ask-matt.] [matt is bolded and italicized to differenciate between him and Mark]
ARE YOU GAY FOR EDUARDO. ARE YOU GAY.
Ehejejhajhh. . .
Mmamaybbesdd. . ....
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Mnhnn.. Hhes.... Nciie. . .,.
Hejejahaaa. . .
Nniceee.. ~
**He'd take another long swig of his vodka.. Oh shit he's still going--**
.. Hejh cllaed mme.... Cuutee.. Hejejshah. . .
Mm..
Immm ntoo!!.. Hmpohh. . .
Happy pride month to my roommates, they're all gay and stuff.
Why do you want the cola loving man dead?
He has not treated any of us as a threat other than Eduardo.
Which, to be clear, he is a threat 64% of the time.
Yes, I have studied his behaviour. Yes, he consented.
Do not worry.
Todd.
i never said i wanted him dead! its just— well— have you seen what he does to the neighborhood?? he might as well be a threat 100% of the time with all the stuff he and his roommates do! (well, matt i dont mind too much. hes actually quite sweet…ugh. besides the point.) hes reckless. very very reckless. (and i suspect he still has those…otherworldly powers…)
this is how you neutralize a threat, todd. i dont see what im doing wrong…well, maybe a little…but its justified! right??? right. you understand dont you??
I know you can't drink cola in your timeline but why you want to kill your past self? maybe there's something you too blind to see, like, you can just stay in the past, and enjoy cola, no need to kill yourself, not everything have to be negative
I’d feel sorry for my past self to even just be in the future, why not put him out of his- our misery now?
hello!! i’m currently looking for someone HOPEFULLY open to dark topics in rp’s! i see a lot of it being people’s limits in here so i wanna see if there’s anyone who is open to that stuff! ofc nothing terrible or illegal like pedo/zoo/etc but a bunch of other stuff is of course open (heavy violence, traumatic pasts, mental health issues, etc) feel free to ask about anything! i most likely will not care :)
i would prefer nsfw at some point in the plot, and i’m not picky about ships so i’ll probably be fine with most! only ones i do not like are cross group ships like any main group x neighbors, paul/patryck not shipped with each other (im not the biggest fan of either x tord but it’s not a hard no!) etc, only exception is eddsworld x ellsworld ships
my favorites:
tomtord
paultryck
eddmatt
binglarry
tomtori
mattell
most eddsworld x ellsworld ships
not biggest fan of but don’t hate (for many reasons):
matttord (and any ellsworld versions)
eduardomark
a lot of ellsworld x ellsworld simply because i’m terrible at doing wlw relationships 💔
just like and i’ll follow/message, pls don’t be scared to ask anything ^^
Like and OP will reach out!
Intro post or something idfk man
Last Updated: 08/04/2026
In Character: Blue
Out Of Character: White/Black/Whatever your default color is
Yo, This is an ask/rp blog of Tom from Eddsworld! Please do not ask SEXUAL questions as mod is a minor, suggestive is fine.
This acc will ship whatever idgaf anymore about it go crazy cause I’m a multishipper hehe..
There will be: swearing, mentions of alcohol and a guy that hates Tord a lot…Also a load of harpoons…
Ask Box: OPEN!